Lets say I made a bot for Sup Forums or Sup Forums in general, what would this bot do?

Lets say I made a bot for Sup Forums or Sup Forums in general, what would this bot do?

make you not a faggot

Forgot to mention I am looking for half decent replies, nothing like this faggots

looks like some1 wandered onto source forge again

Nope, completely my code. And source forge? Why source forge?

Reply to every post with "Sauce me bro XD"

I don't want to make a spam bot.

ok let me explain better. The bot is going to reply to commands that start with an exclamation point, what should the commands do?

How'd you do that?

How did I do what?

!navy and use the navy seal pasta or any pasta really. Could be convenient

If it doesn't post or have any kind of output where people can see what their commands did, what's the point?
Make a gif that crashed a tab in chrome. How?

gets your PGP key to your reply / thred, and attaches it with a link to the public key

parses threads/replies that have a publikkey link and matches it to a name

Defeat captcha and then post those annoying sex ads

whoops meant signature

Tally votes, so people can stop giving telemetry and traffic to faggy shit like strawpoll.

I have no clue what you are talking about. It does post, its just not a spam bot, it replies to commands.

So enable the least anonymous posting possible? That sounds ultimately fagular.

so, tripfagging?no

Finally, a good fucking reply, thanks m8. Keep em coming.

Make an automated 'author' for . Port Zork to it.

Have it reply to dubs threads and for max replies in >1 second so they can die

Senpie, "eat a dick you materialistic faggot "

Yeah, basically a faggier tripfagging

except using a publickey would allow it to be used in things like meetup threads, skype threads, or other times when you want to ensure the person contacting you is the same person you talked to in a thread.

Something like the Sup Forums fortune code we had before?

Which are basically the height of cancer. Don't do such a thing.

To expand...

People can "call on" the fortune bot to give a fortune reading response.

I agree they are cancer, but the fact they are cancer means there are a lot of people using it, and thus there would be a pretty good market for the tool

Turn a thread into a cleverbot interface. But filter replies through pornolizer.

GET stealer bot.

Lurks boards and posts just at the right time to steal gets and waste them.

And lulz to be had making bots to interfere with it. Think for a second about how stupid that would be.

Seriously, wtf is this gif?

Right, because there isn't already a lot of people fucking with anything else that exists.

Proper key pair usage and having a shred of knowledge on how to use it correctly would make talking to Sup Forums users off of Sup Forums like 9001% safer

A white image by the looks of it.

How would your bot get around CAPTCHA?

>image
>gif
Just kill yourself

It's still a white image, it's not animated.

>Asks what it is, cries like a bitch when he gets an answer

I have had one decent reply in this whole god damn thread, you all are useless.

Ban anyone who posts shota threads instead of loli threads

Clearly you didn't click on the "image"

>gives an answer he doesn't know, too busy jamming cock in his mouth, greentexts for no reason

Fuck off faggot

fuck you i didn't even post that and why the fuck did i open it

NYPA

>Clearly you didn't click on the "image"
You're actually 100% right. Mouse hover.

It's still a white image though.

You are doing that wrong.

I actually main Sup Forums and Sup Forums.

which reply u cunt?

NYPA, faggit

The !vote one

CTRL+F !vote

no results

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see

how would it work
how often would it tally
how do you make it tally
how do you make it track vote options
how do you make people work it
how long before you give up on this idea

how do you prevent dupe votes on an anonymouse imageboard

I seriously need to know - how'd you get thru the captcha?

>!vote option1 option2 option3
>!votefor option1 option2 option3
really not that hard
You can't

don't worry bout all that young nigga

so, you're offering a vote system than can be easily swayed and provide nothing but a tally of dupe and unlegit votes in a thread?

Why is that better than strawpoll which is not great, but at least is real time and offers some vote protection?

you're creating a useless gimmick instead of something worthy.

go away

go back to the apple store*

Butt train.

!btrain 703960107 list,of,tags,fgsfds [rules | illegal]
Tags a post or thread to a database for the current board. A third option could also recommend that others report it.

!btrain get raid,tits

Buttbot 09/14/16(Wed)23:19:12 No.703961458
The following active posts/threads have been tagged as one or more of [raid,tits]: raid
tits
raid
....
Updated [5] minutes ago.

So what is worthy then?

It wouldn't work. People would spam to rig it. But people switch IPs to rig strawpoll, so it would be no less effective. Also, the spam would highlight how fucking gay poll threads are.

I'm trying to make a bot of my own. Got everything working but the captcha is a nightmare. Even tried image recognition but jewgle is a bastard and keeps adding new stuff.

Help me nigga, pls.

I like that, that could work. Problem is I really only come on Sup Forums for raids and shit. But I see what your getting at

Absolutely everyone could use it. And it would be hilariously abused for duckrolls.

Nothing. You may not want to build a spam bot, but if you build something that relies on the input of anyone on Sup Forums, then you're not making the spam bot but you'll just be encouraging a fuck load of spam from the posters on Sup Forums.

While your intentions are no doubt just to make something for fun, it'll no doubt just make things worse while it's in use.

The advice is solid, just don't do it. Work on something else.

Alright, I wont do it, sorry guys.

Because strawpoll farms data from it's users about what they care about and what other sites they use. Fuck strawpoll, and fuck all polling sites.

>using basic list for headers
>not escaping strings

Are you retarded?

like this one, kek

That's not a basic list, thats a dictionary and escaping strings for what reason?

User input? Also that's not how you use dicts so no, that's a list. But yeah keep on trying to look smart, faggot.

{} is a dict
[] is a list

you came to the wrong place then faggot