>be me
>go on amazon to buy stainless steel popcorn machine (i love popcorn)
>add my shit to cart
>see they have an upgrade to Amazon Prime called Amazon Prime X
>claims to deliver your order i 10 minutes or less
>think its bullshit
>free trial so i use it anyway
>checkout
>10 minutes go by
>think "i knew it was too good to be true"
>Knock knock, open up the door, it's real
>With the non-stop, pop pop and stainless steel
>mfw
>X gonna give it to ya
>Fuck waitin' for you to get it on your own
>X gonna deliver to ya
Be me
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James Rivera
Kek
Nathan Richardson
Well done sir.
Grayson Jackson
That was pretty good,
8/10
Xavier Cook
Topest of Keks to you sir
Chase Jenkins
9.5/10, gave me a hearty chuckle
Logan Parker
Well done user, have an ass
Carter Russell
Brilliant
Jaxon Garcia
bravo sir bravo
Juan Reed
...
Caleb Murphy
Someone screencap this
William Miller
well done
Anthony Sullivan
Gave me a good chuckle, we need more people like you OP
Jack Carter
...
Wyatt Gray
>How would you rate your service today?
Great, would again
Austin Morris
already did
Ian Torres
Screen capped this. Fapped to dmx in your honor today
Andrew Flores
same
David Robinson
...
Benjamin Murphy
Fucking WITNESSED
Gavin Wood
>knock knock open up the door
>it's real
Ryan Moore
now go post it on /r/Sup Forums you fucking faggots
Justin Lewis
Fuck reddit
Jonathan Johnson
That was pretty good user
Justin Scott
...
Xavier Wilson
...
Matthew Green
i dont get it
Benjamin Perez
ITT viral marketing
Luke Rodriguez
The non stop pom-pom of stainless steel.
Blake Hill
The non stop pop-pop of stainless steel.
Cameron Morris
I hope this is b8
Jaxson Williams
Are you Keem*?
Brandon Brown
>Non-stop,pop pop
>Mfw
David Watson
Just be careful, Amazon is getting as bad as alibaba with all the shifty third party sellers.
Elijah Ward
Pls tell me you are the seven nation army user from other day.
Joshua Gonzalez
i am not
Caleb Lopez
Still 10/10
Jack Rodriguez
didn't see that one? got a cap user?
Wyatt Hughes
Well done sir well done
Isaac Ward