Hello Sup Forums I don't even know where to start. My m8 Spencer told me this was a good place to get /advice/

Hello Sup Forums I don't even know where to start. My m8 Spencer told me this was a good place to get /advice/

The gf told me she was pregnant about two weeks ago. Fast forward to today and she leaves her phone over by accident when she went to work. I heard a text and picked it up.

Pic related. Seriously, am I just paranoid or what or how should I be dealing with this?

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Ask her about it calmly.
If she is guilty instantly break up with her and refuse to play child support for her whore ass.

whoa whoa whoa whoa what?

It's our child.

seconded.

what was in the phone..

you can expect us to guess so tell us fag

There is a pic that floats around this site of some dude who made a miscarriage tea. Worth finding I'd say. Play it off stupid, just make her some tea and otherwise act normal. When she miscarries dump her and move on

>b-but user, shouldn't I find out if the kid is mine first?

No. There is one of two possibilities. It is your kid and you will have to raise a kid with some whore who gets pictures of monkey dick sent to her or it is some little nigger kid. Either way, bad news

The pic is OC. I stripped the exif data off so no one would figure who my gf is and harrass her.

Wait for the nx to come out and make her buy that for you, then leave her ass and enjoy your nx. Problem fuckin solved.

And it isn't porn. We sort of have a rule about that.

Try harder next time

You don't wanna live the rest of your life wondering if you are sleeping on the dried remnants of nigger cum in your bed. Or wondering if there is remnants of nigger cum inside her pussy when you eat it. Take the nx and run my brother run as fast as those legs can go!

I've been actually buying her a lot of stuff lately. She doesn't have a job.

Really coming across desperate here OP. Just write this one off as a loss, learn and move on. You'll get your wings one day.

except no
she's carrying my child

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Your child soaked in another guys sperm... ok

look you shut the fuck up
I don't need to hear that kind of shit

That's an adoption.
No way that black of a kid came out of that white of a mom.

exactly
Sup Forums tards are cucks

cheat on her too bro.
If she's fucking around you might as well get some tight puss before hers is wrekt.

Are you sure it's yours, I'd wait until it's comes out and test that shit, she's been taking it from a nig, you might want to go to the doctor and get checked, nigs carry all kinds of diseases. Fuck that, never will I be with a chick that fucks a nigger from the trees!

Confront her about it and if it causes you guys to break up get custody of the child and say she's a shit mom, which if she's rolling around in nigger dicks behind your back then i would classify that as being a pretty shitty mom. There you go problem solved. Do you think she's capable of raising a child on her own? If no then you can probably find a way to prove that in court to get custody. If not, then you can always do the noble lie.

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>left her phone at your place when she went to work
>been buying her stuff since she doesn't have a job

Pick one

So.... wait.... You are against adoption? That's not cuck at all...

She just got a job.

If she doesn't have a job, why is she leaving for work faggot?

just saying the guy wasn't cucked
and the Bernie caption just means you are butt enraged over interracial issues

Why does she have dudes sending her dick pics? How did all that start? Had to have started some kind of dialogue with the nig before he just started sending her dick pics. Did you see if there was anything else on the phone? Like maybe the texts before the pic? Did she send him anything? You might be a cuck of your girl is being fucked by another man.

what are you a fucking Sherlock Holmes?

Fuck off.

I don't know. We don't know any niggers, that's the thing.

You make no sense.
Bernie supporters are cucks.
The pic isn't cuck.

You're the one asking what to do about the big black dick on your girls phone.

How's your cock?
Post pic.

no we're not
we don't have a problem with interracial relationships

you do faggot

What does my dick have to do with this?

Is everyone in this thread a fucking faggot?

No. But at least my gf isn't pregnant AND fucking nigger dick

Both people are white in the photo cuck.

SHE'S NOT SUCKING NIGGER DICK GODDAMMIT

>It's our child

wow what other things can you whitesplain for us?
:D

Just ask her about it and see what she says, all this assuming shit is gonna worry you to hell and you're mind is gonna run off on possibilities. I'd just straight up ask "who's that dick belong to, and why is it being sent to you?" Then I'd be like, "Is that my child
In there, or are we gonna have to see if it comes out blackish?"

You're not making any sense retard either sit in your bed and cry or take the fucking advice like you asked for
Beggars can't be choosers faggot

Because if you are tiny she's just cheating.
If you are hung she's a whore.
She knows when she's pregnant there is no danger of getting pregnant again.
If you are not fucking her a couple times a week she is definitely cheating pregos be horny.

For once op is the ONLY faggot I see

If this were irl I would fuck you up for talking that kind of shit
js

You're right. She's at "work" right?

Bernie supporters are mentally ill.
You have provided ample verification of this.

implying Trump isn't mentally ill and so are his supporters

how can you be so sure?

come on faggot
tell us what it's like to be black
and how they should just get off their ass and get a job

You deserve to be chucked by nigger dick you whiney tiny cocked faggot
I wonder how many pics she's had before that one

Are you retarded?

you shut the fuck up faggot
now

I've had enough of you faggots shit

>my mate told me this was a good place to get advice
>is aware of /putwordhere/ meme
>is aware of 'pic related'
fuck off

Most reasonable response so far

Just fucking ask her already, and tell us what the look on her face is. Come on, I want to know.

Then why are you still here?
Shouldn't you be watching your girlfriend get fucked right about now?

OP here. She just came home.

I have to get off the computer now.

fucking b8 yo. clearly this faggot doesn't want our help

>Implying I support anyone
Name a 1st world black country.
Name a city in a 1st world country inhabited by mostly blacks that isn't riddled with crime and poverty.
Now do both of the same for any other race.
Nigs are retards that will be shipped back to Africa when everyone else has had enough.

I hope little Tyrone at least has her eyes cause he won't have anything from you

you're a Trumpfag

shut the fuck up

If I knew who you were irl I would fucking make you eat those words goddammit

You're a Nig.

shut the fuck up

OP, I'm offended by this post, never post this infront of me or my wife's son ever again.

Sure friend sure
Wasn't she home already?
Why are you still on your computer?

faggot is triggered at being called out

Hillary 2016
#I'mWithHer
#DealWithIt

Yeah dude, I'm also the Sherlock homes dude in the thread above, I've had multiple cheating whores, I know what to look for, and not a lot just two, and size was never an issue, I was in the army and cheated a lot and they found out. I've grown up a lot since then.

you shut up faggot
you've never been in a real relationshipt
ever

this one?

After you finished eating the nigger cum out of your gfs cunt?

Too bad shes gonna die before elections faggot

You're either the dumbest son of a bitch ever or you're a shill troll. Either way just go kill yourself mate.

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Kek
I don't vote.
Never will.

You must be a nig to support that criminal.

too bad nobody cares about your shit-tier Breitshart conspiracies

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OP, break up with that monkey fucker commie sympathizer.

good

I hope your taxes go up

it seems as if you have been...

CUCKED!

>implying he has
From the looks of that first post id say neither have you lol

oh look faggot keeps posting cringing stuff

let's all point at him and laugh

Look

Too bad no one cares if you vote or not, even your electoral college.

You can pump the bitch full of vitamin C... Like tons and tons of vitamin c and that shit will make her have a miscarriage.
Source : I've done it

>liberty alliance

sounds legit

kek

>I hope your taxes go up
#Hillary agenda
Someone needs to support them lazy ass nigs I suppose.

She's gonna continue to vapor lock user.

yup
and I hope your higher taxes buy some niggers a bunch of flat-screen TVs too

too bad nobody reads Breitshart but a bunch of shitfarts

CUCK
U
C
K

>Breitshart but a bunch of shitfarts

So eloquent user. Do tell us more.

OP get your ass in here and tell all about your girlfriends black dick!

That is actually for the manufacturers and business owners. Otherwise nigs just steal them and our business suffer. One problem at a time.

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fuck him and his faggot dog, crybaby cunt

CUCKOLD CUCKOLD CUCKOLD
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