You literally have no excuses for being single

You literally have no excuses for being single

you mean these singles?

>checked

this is a singles thread

broke up two days ago.

I don't believe in the sun. how could it shine on anyone but me.

rolling

you mean wanting to have maximum free time and disposable income combined with the peace and quiet of being alone? Yea other than that I have no excuses.

Nigga you literally have to believe in the sun

It makes shit bright and hot

Summer just ended nigga

Don't be tellin me you already forgot how hot it was

>implying

checkereed

but OP i have dubs

broke up 9 months ago with long term gf...bought a house...gf's are expensive and whine a lot. Hookers are less expensive and don't whine unless I give her the old thumb up the bum

In a relationship but will most likely be single soon. Somebody kill me please

>getting dubs in a singles thread

Control of my own life, freedom to pursue my goals and dreams, and freedom to have sex with random women.

dubs makes it truth. Thanks brah, I forgot how hot the sun is.

I want to chuck that fucking ugly baby out the window off the empire state, and fuck your ugly wife while ripping your heart out and chanting "dicks out for harambe"

Singles check'd

K, Mr MGTOW

Im reaching out to Sup Forums and hijacking this thread a bit...
Am i the only one that doesnt like sex... yeah its fun being naked and rubbing together, playing with tits is always good and what not, but actually having sex feels so pointless. My hand feels 10x better than any girl iv ever been with. Usually cant feel if im inside the girl, made the mistake of saying, is it in yet? a few too many times... My dicks not small either, average to large size.
Last 2 girls iv been with broke up with me because i had no interest in having sex with them.. but i enjoyed their company.
What am i missing /b am i broken? help a brother out.

In a relationship but will most likely be single soon. Someone fucking kill me please

that baby is soooo cute
he looks like a little asian monkey

that gummy smile tho

Throw any tag on it that you want, doesn't change the facts of my life.

I'm married. What I wouldn't give to be single, now that I have a good job.

What do you do if you're a 7/10 introvert virgin

>now that i have a kid everyone should be as miserable as me

No thanks famalam, fix your fucked-up society and then we'll talk about crotchspawn

Yeah no shit, that's why it sucks

But at least you can czechem

ive never been with a girl and I'm pretty sure this is what would happen to me, I just don't care about anything

honestly 100% this. I enjoy making out and getting naked, but i always finish better when i masturbate.

Holy shit I thought I was the only one

>fucking selfish self-serving women that have no interest in or understanding of your sexual needs
>not fucking goddess-tier traps and sissies

Why do straight males still do this to themselves in 2016?

Because we're not faggots who like to choke down Jamal dicks all night all day long?

My jawline isn't symmetrical

>passing up qt trap or sissy
>not wanting gf who will play vidya with you all day and fuck all night

But feminine penis isn't gay. That's why you can't post it in /hm/.

Technically, for you, you ARE the only one.

>penis
>not gay
Pick one

Wow, you sure are obsessed with cock. I mean, when I look at how hot and feminine linetrap looks, her feminine penis certainly isn't the first thing I think about. Maybe you'd just prefer a boyfriend instead of a qt trap girlfriend. Not that there's anything wrong with you being gay, of course.

No pressure to make someone else happy, and nobody feels pressure to make me happy.

What's the problem?

Yeah no, I'm obsessed with a LACK of cock in my girlfriend. Aka, I'd prefer a girlfriend whose a girl, not some dude. If I wanted dick, I'd suck myself off.

Rather not deal with American women's' BS

>Yeah no, I'm obsessed with a LACK of cock in my girlfriend.

Fine with me, more qt sissies for the rest of us enlightened straight males. Enjoy your nagging, sexually-disinterested genetic female like a 20th century sucker.

This looks fucking miserable to be honest. Hope that thing between them gets swine flu and dies and both of them are broken mentally and financially.

Yeah, no, I don't have shit taste in women, so I don't have to worry about obnoxiously excessive nagging. Enjoy your AIDs btw, faggot.

checkem

>Why do straight males still do this to themselves in 2016?

Yes, why DOESN'T straight males fuck dudes?

>I don't have to worry about obnoxiously excessive nagging
>i-i-it's ok
>she doesn't nag at me all the time

Hahaha, wait until you marry her, bitch. You will become a misbehaving backdrop in the life she's planned for herself. And the plan is never negotiable.

Surprising as it may sound, there are actually a few girls in the world who aren't shit. I happen to know some, and be related to others.

I prefer being single.

In the world, maybe. Definitely not in the United States.

And insert something clever here about you being
> a faggot because everyone who has two brain cells to rub together rejected you leaving you no choice but to die alone and miserable (which you will) or doe alone, miserable, and scorned for being a complete faggot by any sane person
Because I'm tired and going to sleep.

I'm a chick and I'm too picky. Also I refuse to leave my house. That's my only excuse.

I like to beat the shit out of women

They're in the Midwest mainly. There's a couple in Wyoming too I think. Could be just one though.

Broke up with gf of 2.5 years a few weeks ago, and I don't want to get into a serious relationship anymore. Also,
>Unlimited free time
>Can enjoy my hobbies without being judged
>Parties are more fun
>Can hang out with friends everytime I want
>Can fuck random girls

Odd. You seem to not know the definition of the word "literally", because I'm quite sure that I literally have at least one reason for being single, and that's because I refuse to be in a monogamous relationship and like to be sleeping with more than one woman at one time.

Idiot. Go back to school, your Mississippi roots are showing.

Cause I fucking hope I was single. I want to divorce my wife right now, but I cant, she pays the bills while I finish school.

You haven't seen me. That's my excuse. I'm fucking disgusting.

if presented with a choice between me or a sex-crazed syphilitic Barbary ape with irritable bowel syndrome, every woman on earth would choose the monkey. and rightly so.

Beats me.
Am told I am cute. A lot.
Am introvert virgin

Cheers for the feedback boys, good to know im not alone actually.
I feel like at 25 year old i really shouldnt be over sex already.....oh well.

You might not get to date and fuck a victorias secret model, but man but theres chicks out there for you. Keep ur head up. Aim lower and build your confidence. Date a fat, younger, tattoo'd and full of piercings chicks that have a shit load of self confidence issues.

Trust me. NO woman's standards are that low.

If they actually are that low, they shouldn't be.

I've never felt the slightest romantic attraction to anyone, male or female. I'd say that's a decent reason.

(No social disorders or anything, just emotionally damaged.)

Nah mate, like i said, there are women out there in the same boat that think, what guy would ever have sex with me...
I work with 50 women and 2 other blokes... im learning some interesting shit about women but i can feel my testosterone dropping like crazy.

I love being single
>go out with lads chase pussy
>fuck pussy
No one to tell me what to do
>fuck buddy's are the best

trips makes thinks truthful
dubs are just dumb
filthy newfag, fuckoff.

single get

>NO woman's standards are that low.
have you never heard of this great thing called money?
no one likes men. men are disgusting and repulsive, to both sexes. yet grils get fukt all the time
ever wonder why?