How does Sup Forums masturbate?

How does Sup Forums masturbate?

friction

With my right hand

Me too

I get horny, I wait till pre cum comes out, I then get the precum on my finger and rub the underside of the head till I cum.

self fuck

my dog

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dat b8

Like this.
How is my cumshot?

I grind on the edge of my pillows

With my left hand so I can comfortably hold my phone with my right hand. Don't know why anyone didn't think of this earlier on.

with my thumb and index/middle finger...i have a 5 inch penis.

>the joys of being uncut

i'm cut, so i slide the little bit of foreskin i have left up and down like normal, then i edge it out for a bit with very light, barely gripping strokes not using my foreskin, just the friction from my hand, and as i get closer to cumming my touch gets lighter and lighter until i can't take it anymore and bust my nut

it's a bit of an involved process

>intense concentration

Excessively

with great success

>How does Sup Forums masturbate?
WITH GREAT VENGEANCE
AND FURIOUS ANGER

i literally hump my pillow. i did this too much when i was young and can go from completely soft to ejaculation in less than a minute. can't even get inside a girl without blowing my load

Not sure about all those, but my fleshlight is awesome. Almost as good as the real thing... Almost.

Nice socks, source or any more?