ITT: we pretend we're redditors

ITT: we pretend we're redditors

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I LOVE YOUR BIG COCK, CHARLIE. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

So I was watching Rick and morty with my girlfriend when she left for her new date. She's such a liberated woman.

ITT: ledditors trying to fit into Sup Forums

Haha good post OP! :^)

Edit: Thank you kind stranger for the gold! It seems chivalry isn't dead after all!

/upvote

/downvote

/upvote

Hahahhah

Fuck your thread OP.

I want to crack a niggers fucking skull open.

/downvote

I respect your opinion when you call me a faggot, however, I respectfully disagree.

See, according to this and this research and this experiment done in 2008, I possibly can't be a faggot.

You are wrong, but I agree on some points you made and that means I might very well become a faggot in the future.

Why all the le downvotes??

Racist bigot.

/downvote

Can confirm I'm a doctor,
Also please stop reposting this.

Edit: it seems that my post blew up, let me say that I don't disagree with you, but I also don't agree with you.

Edit: Thanks for the gold, stranger!

NOPE NOPE NOPE XDDDD UPDOOT

Wow just wow, I can't even... Did you really think that was ok? It is NOT ok.

I don't have to pretend.

Seriously, who doesn't use all the things

look at im a redditor! get out out of my way!

WHALECOCK BACON XD

I [22M] am worried my gf [39] might be spending too much time with her guy friend [M18]

Using a throwaway as my gf and I are both proud redditors. guys I don't know what to do. She's been very distant lately and yesterday I caught her in bed with a black dude. She claims she was comforting a friend after one of his baby momma's died and I in NO WAY want to disrespect a vibrant young disadvantaged male. She's asked me to look after her 7 children this weekend while they take a trip out of town as part of his healing process but I can't shake the feeling something is off.

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this thread is 6/10 with rice


hehehe xd

I use reddit, have done for years. I also use Sup Forums, same deal. But you know what? And this may be difficult for some of you to comprehend, but just stay with me here... crazy as it sounds, but i don't consider myself a "redditor", nor do i consider myself a "channer" 'coz they''re just websites. They're not real communites, they're websites with content.
One thing i will say, is that there is no longer any substance to people on Sup Forums thinking they're superior to anybody simply because they visit this site.
Reddit IS objectively the better site. It has everything Sup Forums has, and more. It has better discussion, better and more diverse content and is overall just better.
What does Sup Forums have and in particular, Sup Forums? The same 10 threads, over and over again and again forever and ever? Faggots posting their dicks, edgy fuckheads uploading their photos and proclaiming themselves the "faces of Sup Forums"? The same porn threads, with the same photos, over and over? No original content either.
No intelligent discussion on anything, just a bunch of contrarian faggots who think being sarcastic and greentexting memes constitutes a debate, as well as the losers who think they're cool and Sup Forums is "muh sekrit club".

Get real, guys.

You sound like a nu-male cuck.

Well done, you won the thread

Amen to that. It's about time, Sup Forums grew up and at least attempted to be more sophisticated.

/upvote
/gold

Nice try faggot

Edit: added unnecessary comma. Sorry bros

racist

/downvote

This is all truth, and everybody knows it.

I still like the porn tho

Match me on my Bernie Sanders donation of a $1, gotta make calls to senators all day every day

>more politic bullshit

I came here to say this. Upvoted!

yep, i only come here for the porn.

Don't you realize Reddit copy many things from Sup Forums?
And what about the "intelligent" discussion you can go to /sci/ Sup Forums Sup Forums if you prefer

Sup Forums is random and the best dank memes come from here we just have to deal with the shills faggots and cancers running around but if you prefer reddit just stay there and leave Sup Forums.

Sup Forums is so bad nowadays :((((
fucking loli and pedo threads ruined Sup Forums :(((

I like how the protector (dog) has it's tail between it's legs, knowing it can't win. The mother has also already primed the girls by removing their underwear. No need for that to get ripped up unnecessarily :^)

Downvoted for use of derogatory homophobic slur.

Thanks goys made a collage so we'll always remember this special moment.
Save it, it's all your my friends:)

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fifrtelk

We have free speech here, Reddit does not. Fuck off back there and don't return.

/downvote
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Can you say NIGGER and FAGGOT in reddit?

>/downvot

You sound as hypocrite as every reddit users, ego inflated sheep. Reddit debates are terrible. The voting scheme only promotes the most popular opinions which always suck. Thanks to shitty systems like this earth is wasted. Get real, faggot.

EDIT: typo
EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

Fuck off with your bullshit. Reddit copies from Sup Forums? Like what? Maybe 8 years ago, i couldn't refute that. But what exactly does it copy? Pepe? The fucking banana from the retard YLYL threads? Spiderman? Yeh, real dank bro.
And Sup Forums is random? You must either be new, or completely retarded. Sup Forums is, out of all the boards, the most predictable, repetitive board ever.
It's the same threads. Cuck threads, trap threads, creep threads, dick r8 threads, faces of Sup Forums threads, ylyl threads, roll threads, you made white boi threads etc.

And I'll continue to use both sites, 'coz i'm not some delusional idiot who thinks visiting one and not the other is some sort of achievement.

Free speech? And what do you use it for? to be contrarians with little to no substance, call each other faggots and niggers like this guy?

Yeh, all reddit users are sheep, and only you know the way things really are, right? There is a reason popular things are popular, dickhead. I hear this excuse often on Sup Forums "oh the voting scheme only promotes the most popular opinions". Most of you retards that complain about this aspect just don't have anything important to add to the discussion, you have shit opinions and get upset because your juvenile "nigger" comments don't reach the top, so it must be a big conspiracy! Back to Sup Forums where i can just call someone a nigger or a faggot and look at feminine penis, right?

There's a positive story about trump rising to the front page...everyone plz downvote it k :):):):)

I love cocks in my ass. Hurp de durp.

>pretend

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>There is a reason popular things are popular
You keep telling that to yourself but you know that the average human being is a completely retarded fuck, not to mention the under-average subhuman scum. But again, you are on the wrong board. Try /sci/, Sup Forums or something.

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THIS

IS

SO FUCKING CUTE

I CANT DEAL OMG IM SCREAMING IM CRYING IDKW HAT IM DOING

IM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF THIS

OMGGGGGGGGGGG XXXXX

I'm really worried about this latest man-made global warming story which just came out. How can we come together and reverse the warming and undo all the damage we did?

I ask because nobody in the history of the world has ever asked this question before.

Actually, it's a well established fact that the average human is of average intelligence.

/downvote

>Free speech? And what do you use it for? to be contrarians with little to no substance, call each other faggots and niggers like this guy?
Yes! because we can you stupid fuck. We can use it for whatever we want without getting downvoted and censored. Wake up you retarded millennial.

Suck my dick nigger.

>Free speech? And what do you use it for? to be contrarians with little to no substance

Okay that's it. This place is now officially reddit 2.0.
Fuck all of you stupid faggots. I'll never come back to this shithole.

I hope you get cancer, sheep.

uhh... mods?

Haaaaaaaa

post more
for my folder you know

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Could you put any less of an effort into that?

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I knew you could do it.

just a funny image, nothing sexual there

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wow mods are really sleeping tonight

Hey guys, I'm probably gonna get downvoted to oblivion, but my aids infested dad wrote this comment I thought you might like.

EDIT: Thanks for the gold kind stranger

Run on sentences

/downvote

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fuck, man
what was it?

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"Stewpid 4chin anyone can triforce hehehe. Upboat me plox"

CP with the funny banana image covering the girls bare pussy. Not even joking.

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holy shit, I didn't think people would genuinely post cp

>mfw they deleted the wrong thread

Changed my mind btw.
Cancer and cancer belong together.

I responded with "uhh... mods?" and that, as well as a few similar posts, got deleted too for some reason.

I guess they don't like being teased

Ye banned...

Make America Bernie

Or maybe they were playing along and pretending to be redditor mods.

almost forgot about that
you're probably right

>requesting
gosh, that was a close call

kek'd

nice try, OP.

You Sup Forums pedophiles will never reach the sophisticated levels of intelligence possessed only by Reddit.

zozzle

ZOZZY ZOZ ZOZZLE!!

>FAG OP implying reddit and Sup Forums aren't the same cancerous userbase

Nigger, the chans are full of redditfags. They are the majority and only newfags think otherwise.

/downvote for derogatory use of homophobic slur

Are you of African descent? If not, imma /undownvote you and /downvote you again for being insensitive to African-americans.