How often do you guys shave your butts for optimal smoothness?

How often do you guys shave your butts for optimal smoothness?
Daily seems like a chore

Never, I'm not a mentally ill faggot.

once a week or less depending on what im doing
id probs do it more often but dont want razor bumps and shit.

the fuck is wrong with you

Who said I was a faggot, maybe I just want to feel clean

fuckin flipped bullshit

I always thought they got their asses waxed

Because you associate with:
Protip: I've used a couple of you as masturbation toys. You shave, I don't.

What makes a good trap?

Do you enjoy having shitty gruffnuts hanging from your ass?

yeah razor bumps are a bitch, been thinking about getting an epilator but they're expensive & it seems painful af.

each 4 days butt and balls

It is. Lather with soap.

>I've used a couple of you as masturbation toys.
the fuck does that even mean
i doubt you have fucked any cute guys
yea still not sure about that myself
kinda want one, but money and idk if id like it.

Is that you OP? damn

Don't have any. I shower everyday.
Who the fuck have you been hanging around that has that shit hanging off of them? Find a better top or partner or whatever,

OP is always a faggot

I shave my pubes rarely because every single time I end up with red bumps everywhere and itchiness for days, but I also feel gross with a full bush :c

How the fuck do twinks and women do it!

Once a week for maintenance. Balls included.
No homo. My wife is hairless as I request that from her. So I give the favor back, seems the right thing to do.

Do you like defending your hairy ass to anons on the internet?

There's no defending. I was offering you advice. Precursor to that was statement of fact.
>the fuck does that even mean
It means I use them for blowing off steam and physical gratification. You need that spelled out for you?
>i doubt you have fucked any cute guys
If they weren't cute I wouldn't fuck them. Helps to be a racist redneck [insert other insults here] that takes what he wants and doesn't ask.
Also helps I'm well-off financially. It's surprising how much more gold-digger-ish fuckboys are compared to women.

You seem upset, perhaps a nap is needed?

slim figure, decent hips, and enough feminine features in the face i suppose.

>wow im such an alpha manly guy i fuck cute guys cos im so alpha
not fooling anyone
go back on craigslist and keep fucking your 5/10 at bests.
having small man syndrome isn't attractive to anyone, even if you are rich.

What about irl?

use depilatory. it works. You just have to be careful about the timing

I shave when asshair gets too hard to keep clean.

Its nice not having to wipe a million times and still seeing shit on the tp

Where exactly did you conclude I was upset?
Maybe you're just not used to people being so direct?
Not showing off. I don't prefer to fuck ugly people, men or women. Neither do you. So why is it when I do it it's "small man syndrome"?
So you're one of those bigoted wannabe fuckboys, I'm assuming. Disappointed.

I always skip my balls, nervous about nicking something

nah you just reek of insecurity is all
>GUYS IM SO MANLY LOOK

how tall r u

Mentally ill closet case is worse, you're living proof.

this

samefag

Enjoy looking like a hairy Neanderthal

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different browser faggot are you new

what the fuck are you talking about

>Enjoy looking like a hairy Neanderthal
You're oddly specific. Suspect that's what you like. It's your job to be clean-shaven, not mine.

Advice for future encounters; it helps to ask someone personal questions before you mock them, not after.
Six feet three inches.

height/weight?

>maybe I just want to feel clean
for the next cock you 'd wanna take up in the butt?

Stop lying faggot. Only gays and pornstars shave their asses.

shortfag
im 8ft tall
you fuckin manlet
i use small men like you as fleshlights daily
BECAUSE IM SO MANLY
AND I ALSO HAVE MONEY

God's will is for us to be hairy. Who am I to contradict him.

You're taking this all way too personally.
You gonna tell me why, or should I go find another thread?

By the way, yall need Jesus in your life

>mentioning God without attempting to explain why Neanderthals never existed
0/10 impression of a christian

>oh wow u sure are butthurt
nope just still find it amusing, you really do sound retarded.

I read the new testament.

I feel like I post a response and somewhere along the way you keep interpreting it as me aggressively attacking you. Is that it? You want to be aggressively taken, dominated?

Forgot to say you look tasty. Too bad though.

They existed because it was his will. The explanation is simple.

Have a smooth butt, feels amazing.
Keeps it fresh, & there's nothing like only needed one or two wipes on the john

As you should. :)

Ouch.

Why are you posting these pictures if youre really a Christian?

Can't Christians be attention whores?

What are you talking about?

why isn't that dicklet caged? it's not like you have any use for it sissy.

No, they shouldn't. Don't you agree?

I feel bad for you. Do you want to talk? You shouldn't expose yourself like this

Well I'm a atheist so people can be whatever the fuck they want to be

au naturale

What do you mean?

There are no atheists. You just haven't been in a position where your faith manifested itself

nah definately not by you
you sound too insecure for me bb.

Just pluck the fuck out of that shit already.

So tired of this.

What difference, at this point, does it make?

That Im worried about you. Do you want to talk?

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Sure, why not.

>nah definately not by you
Your loss.
>you sound too insecure for me bb.
Nah I'm pretty certain of what I want in life.

every 3 or 4 days
>pic related

OK, why are you posting pictures of yourself on the internet?

I was brought up christian and went to a christian school, is that not enough of a position for it to manifest if it was going to?

I forgot the reason.

Also I'm sad and lonely and insecure.

You have been given the information and tools. Some day you'll be tested, and then we will see what you are. Youll probably drop to your knees and pray crying. Dont worry, the lord forgives

damn, would love for you to sit on my face with that ass

>your loss
dont make me laugh man
god damn.

You dont need to be alone. Is there a church near where you live?

Psh. God can't make my mistakes disappear. As if I'm worthy anyway.

Dude no fuck that shit not interested.

He can. True penitence and repenting is all it takes...

As far as I'm concerned it can split into seams and collapse in on itself.

Ever been to one? What about a mosque?

suck em

He ain't got the power. This is beyond his jurisdiction. God never meant for the likes of me to exist god damn it

Never Sup Forumsro!

The 'lord' can suck my dick! When I see hard, scientific factual proof of God, I will repent. Till that day I will be sinning every fucking day

Youll find the nicest people you can imagine in any temple.

Do
Not
Care
The last time I went into a church I left inmediately wyen I realized that I have no business there.

looks like a 12 year old who got stung on the dick by a bee

Why? Why do you need to sin. Remove god from the equation, why not following the bible just for the philosophical teachings

Yada yada I'm doing that already. It's not as simple. In there every mistake you have ever made brings you down an enire cast.

thats a cute boy keep your boyness pls

Fuck off I hate you please die.

Its a shame were probably far away. I'd like to invite you to my church

>dont make me laugh
>posts a pic of laughter
Mixed signals.
He's one of the fuckboys that gets off on being different or rebellious. If he actually did grow up under a christian upbringing, it's a revenge/resistance angle so he can spit in the face of God and/or overbearing or possibly misunderstanding parents.
I've done like 4 of those types. They tend to be ultra-submissive, almost puppy-dog-like. Not sure why they think taking dick would piss God off, though.

Thanks but no thanks.

Why the fuck

It doesnt. What mistakes have you made? What if I could help you clear those mistakes?

mirin trips

why you mad