Alright faggots listen up. Who here wants a catfishing master class...

Alright faggots listen up. Who here wants a catfishing master class? I've been doing it for years with incredible success. If there is any interest I will tell you everything. It is my own method developed from trial and error over the last few years to perfection.

Please oh great one, tell me your methods

OK here goes. Not pre typed so bear with me.

The first thing you have to do is find a gay revenge porn forum or board to steal a set of pictures from. Yes a SET. Having just one pic of a dude with his dick out will not work because that's what they'd expect from a catfish. Having a set though means you have not one nude pic but several and usually there will be a lot of clothed pics with the nudes. You want these! They scream not a catfish

why rru such a fag op

Because I'm fucking OP and by definition a fag

OK now you've got your pictures. Sign up for a dating site. The easiest will be plenty of fish. The women there reek of desperation and some are actually pretty hot.

In your profile be very upfront about what you're looking for. Be direct. Something along the lines of looking for a friendship that could develop into a relationship with us exploring our sexual chemistry along the way. Then add the hook. Say you are sexually dominant and if they're interested to message you. Just try not to sound too creepy you autists

why dont use own pics?

Now with the profile and a few of the non nude and a shirtless pic of a genetically gifted faggot up start sending out messages. Say nothing complicated. Just 'Hi there gorgeous :)'. This retarded icebreaker gets replies more than 75 percent of the time

Coming to that

Because then you aren't catfishing. Plus you probably look like shit.

how to trick girls into thinking youre a girl

LMAO thinking of those dumb bitches ready to swallow the bait

what age girls do you go after?

No matter when she replies do not answer her until at least 11pm. You end this for this to work. Ask how her night is going. She'll say fine and will follow the social contract and ask you the same. Tell her it's going great, your hanging out with friends having drinks. No matter if it's a weekend not. Gives you a chance to make jokes like celebrating jager Wednesday. They eat that shit up.

Need not end

You having the drunk with friends excuse gives you so much leeway in what is appropriate in their perspective. Say something like here's an idea ask me anything you've ever wanted to ask someone on a first date but didn't for whatever reason. This immediately puts their mind to asking you things like the size of your cock. And will within 2 round of this back and forth. They will also bring up the dominance thing. Bitches love a sexually dominant man

If you have any kind of game at all on top of the hard 10 pictures you can get a number to text within 2 hours. Do not give her your number idiots. Cheap burners work perfectly for this. Text her for a couple days after doing regular get to know you bullshit but always steering it gently towards sex. Not pushing. That's creepy. Steering softly the conversation.

So what do you do when she wants to talk on the phone rather than just text?

Set up a date. 2 days texting is what it takes. That's it. Set the days and time and make the location a nice bar. Remember you are trying to impress. Keep talking to her until the day of your date. I mean until the I'm on my way text.

Over 2 days be busy. Aloof. She'll be happy to be just texting you. Keep reassuring her that you're so excited to meet her. Keep her on the hook. Not fucking hard because she thinks she has a gorgeous but will still treat her dirty man on hers.

Talk to her I assume. I mean she wont be able to tell you arent the person in your pictures from your voice.... ig unless you sound like a nasally nerd or a mouth breathing neck beard.

Nope! Do not do this. Kills the final and most important step.

Asking the real questions.

What she won't know is that you sent that on my way text to her from your car outside the bar. Just text her that you'll be 10 minutes late and will have a seat at the bar and you'll be there soon. But you were there already. 20 minutes at the bar before she gets there.

But why do this at all? I mean...what's the endgame? How does catfishing benefit you? Like, where is the monetary or sexual reward for all this work?

Wait long enough for you to see her stop checking her phone. It'll take at least 30 minutes and a few drinks. This is a good thing. At this time you say hi from a couple seats down. Tell her you were stood up by a girl you met on match. Not POF or okcupid. A paid site. Say it looks like she's going through the same and offer to buy her a drink.

keep going

>THIS!

I'm my experience 7 out of ten will accept the drink and 5 of them will at least blow you by the end of the night.

You're actually a fucking genius.

This isn't rocket science. You have a girl way out of your league set up to meet you under very emotionally priming circumstances and it is fucking so simple to close with them. They were ready anyway, you're an actual nice guy that she can bond with over being stood up. Get drunk together and you will get laid.

So you get a 5/10 success rate?
You'd probably have the same, if not higher, if you just set up dates as yourself. Especially on POF

You are a gentleman and a scholar. Thank you so very much for sharing your knowledge with us.

Nope. I'm looking for hard 10s. Not trailer fatties. Yes the quantity would be closer to 90 percent but holy shit the difference in quality.

I would feel insecure as fuck trying to pick up a 10/10 who thought she was about to go on a date with a 10/10.

any pics of the 10s you pulled?

God damn OP. This is fuckin brilliant

Hence waiting until she has beer goggles. Believe me a couple of martinis and the average girl loses her ability to tell the difference as long as you aren't terribly ugly or a literal ham planet.

No. I actually still date a couple of them and there's no way I want this story connected to me through a picture

That's considered rape nowadays user. jesus fucking christ

For

I don't mean fall over drunk. I mean just enough to skew her vision. Not her judgment

"E..e..excuse me m'lady" *you say as you tip your fedora*" I..I was stood up by a female I met on gamersonly.com. I..it looks like you were stood up too? M..m..may I buy you a drink perchance?" *you then go to take a seat on the barstool beside her sweeping your trenchcoat out from behind you as to not sit on it creating a small cheeto dust cloud, the girl gets up and leaves* "heh.. she is probably just freshening up for some sex, how could she resist."

Not worth when you snag a bitch who will claim rape next morning.

FAULTY AS FUCK TECHNIQUE/10

You can say it won't happen, but in today's world all I'll say to you is okay

Kek like I said you do have to have some game to make it work. Well memed friendo

Like I said dude get the fuck out of there before she gets shitty. There will be surveillance video of her being well within her right mind

yep, could happen

Well then faggots go pc principal style and get signed consent forms

Kek

What is this paranoia? By that logic you run the exact same risk every time you pick up a chick at a bar or a club.

That's actually exactly what they're saying

They are virgins who spend too much time on this site. They dont realize that the VAST majority of females dont do shit like that

Listen Sup Forumsrothers the bottom line is that it works. If you're worried about the rape thing, again with a small amount of game, you can cyber with them that night. If that's all I'm looking for I have a 90 plus percent success rate. If I looked like the guy who's pics I use I would rule the fucking world.

Ass burgers detected.

Meh, thread is a 3/10 without pics

Give a man some titties or however that bible verse goes

Top fucking Kek mlady

The thread wasn't made for you to fap to the idea of someone catfishing and getting lucky.
The thread was made to give you an idea.
Take your hand off your dick and read something for once.

Kek a roo
Looks like daddy hates niggers

Who the fuck says kek a roo.
My sides are in orbit.

>Cyber
Go to bed you '84 neckbeard. Has this ever actually worked?

Pics or nothing.

'83 nigger

You shold understand the backlash of this post against your pithy catfish scheme is a group of peers basicly dissuadING you from this behavior in advocacy of JUST BEING YOUR FUCKING SELF AND FIND NORMAL COMPANIONSHIP if it means so much to you.

Love,
Nev

Somebody post the Catfishman chronicles!

Not looking for a steady 7. I want varying 9s and 10s. My behavior doesn't bother my sense of manhood or ethics one fucking bit.

this

What sense of ethics you deluded fuck,

Your the one whose pithy

I knew it....
Trolled ya!

You're retarded no jury would indict you on the story of you were bonding over getting stood up at the bar. In fact she'd probably text the burner after the fact just to let "you know" she got laid anyways and "you" missed out.

Hey I sleep fine at night. More often than not with someone that is miles out of my league

You're the worst

OP question. After real you seals the deal with these girls do you keep talking to them for a little bit as the fake you?

This. I've literally seen it. Fucking hilarious.

What's the look of dissapointment on the girls face do to you?

Please... keep in mind this is for posterity so, do be honest.

No. Never. It would be so easy to be caught

Nah it's not about that fam. It's just an opening. An opening like me and your average Sup Forumstard would never get. All it is is an angle.

Kek yeah that was pretty spot on

This is actually pretty fucking genius. And costs what maybe 100 bucks a month to pound top shelf pussy a time or two a week. I love it. Do you let them stay over after you bang or do you send them home so they don't sober up and realize you're an ugly fuck? Do you drink more when you get back to your place to avid being nervous with such an attractive woman?

What's the difference between this and just going to a bar sober at 1am?

A lot less work. The success rate of your method vs. this cannot be in your favor.

If it is, I'll hetero suck your balls

Depending on who and how it went staying over is definitely an option. Easier to develop fwb situations starting it like that. No I don't need to drink more. I'll usually offer and have one with them of they want. But they're already there. They know why. You know why. Just go with it and enjoy it.

Idk. Seems like it would be more suspiciousif you didnt. Like oh she just so happened to meet another guy at this bar who just to happened to also get stood up by some girl he met on a dating site. And after meeting this guy she never hears from the "original guy" who told her to go to said bar in the first place.

Because I'm not looking at the skank that wouldn't be able to get a ride home with a strange man at last call. I'm looking for the best. Like I said above. Quality over quantity

Not OP but I'd say any bitch you find still at a bar by herself at 1am is #1 DEFINITELY not gonna be a 9 or 10 and #2 is going to be drunk enough probably to claim rape even though that whole discussion in this thread and at what point it's claimant in real life is pretty gray anyways, and #3 if there is a bitch at the bar at 1am and she is looking to fuck anyone who'll come in for this idea she is probably a pretty whorish individual who you'll probably get an std from. You can keep your blow job faggot.

You're intimidated by the idea and over thinking it. Shut your brain off for a minute and just go with it

You've never been in this situation with that answer. FWB?!?!?!? In a one nighter situation?!?!? Lol!! GFYS dumbass. Stop lying to these kids

Bait or not this is at least worth a once a week trial for a month or two. It logically makes a lot of sense. A hot bitch who's probably never felt the rejection of being stood up in her life is gonna be open to pretty much anyone who gives 2 shits at that point.

List dude believe it or not if the chick finds you engaging and funny. Actually interesting I mean while you get to know her at the bar. Then follow that up with fucking her brains out there's a definite possibility that she would be up for a repeat performance.

You're forgetting that the fat bitch is double catfishing him, and they both awkwardly drink drinks next to each other, never knowing the wiser

At least to talk. She just got taken down 10 notches mentally. And if she's a little buzzed and you're not a total autist and avoid friend zone directional behavior there's probably a pretty good chance you'll at least get her number even if she doesn't wanna go home with you.

Goddamn... when you've got a point, you make it well.

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"the best"
Post a body pick with the face blurred out for godsakes

See OP picture. One that was sent to fake me that I met and actually fucked. Haven't spoken to her since. And one more

Yes, Dennis. Post a pic of her in your room. And also a pic of your room empty in the daytime.
>it's the only way I believe you

Keeek

Well I mean I do pretty well with women already so I know how they think. I just don't look quite good enough to pull the real superficial ones.

Wow... please see post, you fucking fibber.

Nigger tongue my anus

Post more of this girl. She looks fucking perfect