UK version:

UK version:
>Constructive criticism peppered with typical English swearing.
US version:
>THIS IS FUCKING RAWWWWWW

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Why not use the proper copy-pasta to start a Kitchen Nightmares general?
You've let us and yourself down, OP.

I fucking love that sound effect. God I fucking love american reality tv, I can't get enough of this, The Celebrity Apprentice and Big Brother. What's wrong with me?

America: Drama whores
Britain: Pretentious whores

>there will never be a Kitchen Nightmares at one of Jaime's restaurants

This cheeky cunt needs to be put in his place.

youtube.com/watch?v=QAORhvFaTHs
youtube.com/watch?v=jd2mIIIe91g
Not seeing your insinuated difference.

the only place he needs to be put is 6 feet under, the smug cunt

Americans detected.
Enjoy your hamburgers literally made of asses.

youtube.com/watch?v=mSa0xjkvHaw

ainsley superior

Anybody looking forward to next week's Hotel Hell? It's a two-parter.

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This is the first time I've seen this meme man with sound. A lot more soft spoken than I imagined.

>US version
>THIS IS FUCKING RAWWWWWWWW

>UK version
>[This comment has been censored due to violation of UK tolerance laws. A police unit has been dispensed to your location for rehabilitation.]

This is a burger from one of Jaime's joints. This shit isn't even edible. Gordon would ream his ass over this.

>dispensed

i think you mean dispatched, pedro.

Reported to MI6 for hate speech.

Jesus that thing's flavor profile must be all over the fucking place. Disgusting.

God I can't wait until you eurocucks are forbidden to browse here, nothing but BLACKED for you.

more like

UK version:
>alright you lazy fucks it's time to clean up your disgusting hovel of a restaurant grab a rag and a some soap and by the way fix your shitty fucking menu

US version:
>alright you fat lazy fucks, time to sit around and talk about our relationships and cry, then you can go home for the night and when you come back tomorrow we'll be done with the $30,000 in renovations that we're doing for free that will save your business and fix all of your interpersonal melodrama with upbeat inspirational music playing in the background

>God I can't wait until you eurocucks are forbidden to browse here

ehm guy, seriously how will this work? are they going to dox us if we write words like ngger, jue, fagot.

Looks fucking messy. But is it delicious?

>nothing but BLACKED for you.

aren't you the ones who surrendered to a kenyan for 8 years?

wew lad

>pickles

Of course not. It's terrible.

US version
>person crying
>dramatic music
>images of family
>more crying
>more drama
>some feel good shit

UK
>This is shit. Get the fuck out of my sight, you blubbering wanker.

>What can I get you?
>A sick bag.

Holy shit. Laughed way too hard at that.

it will be Renrou Sousuo type of enforcement by the EU

Blocked on ISPs, monitored by intelligence agencies, have your internet ID cards taken away and sent to prison for seeing the word nigger.

>the US is electing a nationalist
>Eurocucks importing millions of subhumans and destabilizing your economy to make sure they're prepped to fuck your wives
Yeah WE'RE the cucks.

>Yeah WE'RE the cucks.

>kenyan president
>white minority
>not cucked

W E W

And yet we're going full nationalist and you're going full cuck. We got cucked for the last 8 years but now the pendulum has swung, you guys are docile though like castrated cattle ready to be exterminated and replaced.

>he thinks trump will get elected

top zozzle.

would be much more fun if it wasn't so clearly staged

no way all this would go down with them knowing about cameras being there

>And yet we're going full nationalist and you're going full cuck.

You're not, you dummy. I like Trump and all but halting illegal immigration does not mean "going full nationalism". On that point many European parties are FAR more advanced.

Not that it'll do any of us any good.

youtube.com/watch?v=m1WYbDYGEAI Is this really the only time Gordon cleaned his plate in both versions of Kitchen Nightmares? Because that's pretty damn impressive if that's the case

>he thinks trump won't get elected

you'll see

welp, time to move to maine

You would have cuck porn saved, enjoy it because that's all you'll have on the neo-Euro internet. Gonna enjoy you Eurocucks not posting that cuck shit here.

Putting us before others is nationalism, which is the way it should be.
>European parties are FOR more advanced
And yet they've never won, Eurocucks laughed at our governments and yet every political party of theirs will literally become one to stop their nationalists.

Why does that video light the primitive end of my brain on fire? I want that man to be put down and it NEVER FUCKING HAPPENS.

Because you have individualist tendencies from not being lobotomized by a collectivist government for "the greater good".

>Ramsay General

FUCK YES

>It's actually another Sup Forums thread

mfw

youtube.com/watch?v=k1_ODDevbY8&feature=youtu.be

that's pure comfykino