so me and my housemates have this stupid game we play called celebrity rhymes. It's been going on for years, you come up with a story that ends in a complete, perfect multi-syllable rhyme for a celebrity's name.
I'm making this thread because I have so many of these pointless fucking rhymes and literally nothing to do with them, so I thought I'd share them and see if Sup Forums can come up with any good ones. Here's an example:
Apparently 'Rocky' star studied abroad in Italy for a few months. >Sylvester Stallone's semester in Rome
'The Martian' star quits acting to travel the world, lending spiritual wisdom to winged rodents.
>Matt Damon: Bat Shaman.
Jackson Cruz
bumping for potential
Zachary Ward
I think i'll wait to see if there's anyone else with as shitty sense of humour as my housemates before posting anymore
Nicholas Sanchez
this is gold OP, keep em comin
Sebastian Hernandez
I don't think I can play this game well like that
Bump though
Ayden Parker
Rapper to release innovative new line of camping gear.
>50 cent's nifty tents
Kayden Martin
"Mission impossible" star joins isis to help them design new ways to ignite explosives >Tom Cruise's bomb fuses
Jackson Adams
Top Gun star won another poker tournament. Tom Cruise can't lose.
Gavin Bell
It's weird, most person's first one is usually Tom Cruise. 'bomb fuse' one is spot on haha, the poker one isn't a multisyllable rhyme, you only made the 'Cruise' part rhyme, good effort tho m8
Isaac Turner
The Man On Fire has taken an interest in scissors. Last week Denzel Washington opened a hair salon.
Nathaniel Green
Suicide squad star refuses to give comment during court proceedings.
>Will Smith takes fifth.
Nathaniel Gomez
Urm....What?
Sebastian Campbell
American Bandstand host enrages most neighbors. Apparently Dick Clark's sick dog barks.
Wyatt Kelly
'Taken' star lines up MMA fight in UFC Liam Neeson's Kneeing Season
Nicholas Collins
'Kickass' star suffers trauma to the head in filming for upcoming movie Chloë Moretz got tourettes
Samuel Ward
"Ben Affleck photoed squatting in gym to prepare for filming of solo Batman movie" >Ben Affleck's intense ass flex
Ryder Scott
Popular avant guard singer turns into a snake woman wihtout warning!
>Lady Gaga, sudden naga
Lucas Wright
You're doing it wrong.
Popular crazy singer releases video of difficulties in raising children.
>Lady gaga, baby saga
Blake Gutierrez
Wrong.
Suicide squad star is in town for screening until the first week in october.
>Will smith 'till fifth.
Wrong.
American bandstand host in trouble over video of him driving with a questionable appendage.
>Dick Clarks Prick parks.
Wrong.
'Taken' star spends all summer at tenerife water park.
>Liam Neeson: Siam Season.
Wrong.
'Kickass' star opens up about the surprising difficulties her condition causes in the bedroom.
>Chloe Moretz, blowy tourettes.
Wrong.
Worst batman in history attacked by flock of crows.
>Ben Affleck's ten ass pecks.
Nathan Johnson
ITT: I am the only one who can do my joke right and I am better than every user ever.
Colton Cooper
Not OP, I just read the rules and follow 'em, simple.
Justin Cooper
My Dick Clark one has the most rhymes though
Colton Howard
...
Caleb Gutierrez
The Terminator makes massive gains on houseprice.
Arnold Shwartezeggers freehold gets bigger.
Andrew Mitchell
Not only does she suck the young ones and ride their dick but
Kim Kardashian rims gay black old men
Ian Bailey
The post-op Führer suffered serious bite marks after a vicioua attack by a feral canine.
>>Adolf Hitler, a wolf bit her
Aiden Thompson
Director with no style walks on to the set of War of the Words, camera pans down..
>Are those Tom Cruise Moms shoes?
Carter Peterson
I like this thread
Connor Flores
Fast and Furious star plays without rodent. >Vin Diesel spins weasel
Late Fast and Furious star contacts harasser > Paul Walker calls stalker
Gavin Evans
NICE omg
Adrian Taylor
The former porn star isn't doing so well in the clean movies she has been shooting, she's back in the scene and this time I actually hear she's the one paying money.
>Sasha Grey sucks then pays
Jason Howard
National treasure 3 bombed
>Nicholas cage flew in a rage
Lincoln Phillips
Fast and Furious actor opens new business in medication >Dwayne 'the rock' Johnson: Pain the fuck gone, son
Logan Watson
>Vin Diesel spins weasel
Levi Gray
Game of thrones star critically wounded during swimming incident
>Emilia Clarke got bit by a shark
Samuel Hill
...
Jaxson Robinson
Gladiator overdoses
>Russel Crowe, too much blow
James Adams
Itt: faggots prove it is hard to be a rapper
Colton Lee
nice
Jayden White
Former star wars star doing midget porn >Natalie portman gets fucked by a short man.
Andrew Carter
tom hanks is reieasing all of his personal fapping materials
tom hanks spank banks
Oliver Baker
Mother of Castaway star stabs passerby out of nowhere
Tom Hanks mom shanks
David Williams
Presidential sex scandal Aroused by her scent, they pitched a tent >Obama fucked your mama while Bush was in her >tush
James Moore
most of you morons aren't making multi syllable rhymes
Xavier Price
Yeezy decides to start a rodent control business.
>Kanye West, killer of pest
Jackson Perez
Batman star pursues higher education
>Christian Bale's gone to Yale Batman star gets into a fight
>Michael Keating takes a beating Batman star convicted in child porn ring
>Adam West will molest
Jackson Wilson
Retired actor in classic arcade character drama
Gene Hackman: Being Pacman
Cameron Edwards
Kevin Tucker joins in with a bukake featuring 13 people in a line.
>Kevin Tucker 11th fucker
Colton Jones
Only ones that actually have multis
Andrew Lewis
We're the millers actors' homosexual kid witnessed our crime > but Jason Sudeikis' gay son can't makes us
Ian Morales
Multi-Oscar winning actor's dog publicly shamed for making out with owner.
>Daniel Day Lewis' spaniel may rue kiss
Daniel Cruz
Frontman for the Attractions fucks up while making s'mores: Elvis Costello burns a marshmallow.
Zachary Anderson
rapper has so many problems & insane is one >Jay Z : Crazy
Aiden Cox
Necrophile digs up MiB actor's mother
>Tommy Lee Jones' mommy he bones
Jaxson Perry
You know it's Keaton, right?
Oliver Wilson
rapper listens to rave music and fucks a corpse. >Necro: techno
Julian Perry
Crazed joker actor decides to build a city in the desert
>Jared Leto's arid ghetto
Benjamin Sanders
Nigga that don't rhyme.
Jaxon Taylor
Actor has pet that makes honey >JOhny depp. : Honey pet fail
Jaxon Russell
It's amazing how many of you faggots don't understand multi syllable rhymes.
Did yall hear about that new diet started by the chick from 30 Rock? Youre only supposed to eat one lima bean every 24 hours. >Tina Feys bean a day
Nathan Hall
Star of "Forrest Gump" to release new show inspired by "punked," where he helps kids play tricks on their parents >Tom Hanks: Mom Pranks
Alexander Carter
Fight club actor opens yard sale full of cool items > Brad Pitts' rad shit
Austin Cruz
singer makes one dollar a day. >Slash : cash
Jordan Anderson
I remember you posting this about a year or two ago
Blake Myers
Local man visits chan Creates a thread about eating bread Consuming flour gives him power And also his name is Bane
Ryder Gutierrez
Talk show host arrested for having sexual relations with fish
Jay Leno fucked a minnow
Daniel Rivera
rapper drinks slow > DIplo. Sip slow
Kayden Harris
president buys his mum a Suv >Obama: Hummer
Julian Rogers
modern day rappers are shit >Tupac: you wack
Mason Price
leto and ghetto are pronounced rather different?
Dylan Smith
Rock n Roll king dies from overdoes of pills >Elvis: Shelves
Asher Miller
Rock n roll guy runs out of words to say > Jimmi Hendrix: Gimmi sentence
Parker Peterson
Apparently her blind friend's writer and her don't get along >Taylor Swift's brailer rift
Jordan White
British Comedian takes evasive driving course >Ricky Gervais tricky to chase
Camden Reyes
Voice of Ren and Stimpy tells a joke. >Billy West's silly jest
Roseanne's ex-husband plays old drums. >Tom Arnold's toms are old.
Die Hard star pays advertisers to sell bad products. >Bruce Willis' jews shill us
Doctor photoshops giant pins over skis in photos >Drew Pinsky shoop pin skis.
Andrew James
Actor trys to make a movie about invading Russia in winter >Tom hanks: bomb tanks
Martial Artist master needs to take a dump but doesnt speak english very well >Bruce Lee: excuse me
Jeremiah Taylor
karate guy has sex surrounded by trees >Chuck Norris: Fuck Forrest
Jason Watson
I've always heard it pronounced like "letto"
Carson Parker
Drew pinsky shoopinskis. New steam username lol
Carter Foster
Agreed.
Wyatt Murphy
Famous actor spotted at McDonalds feeding his children >Brad Pitt's fat kids
Ryder Cooper
WWE star caught stealing panties from underage girls >Undertaker: Undie taker
Mason Nelson
Or to make it true:
Famous actor (and actress) sparks a huge increase in imported adopted children.
>Brad Pitt's fad kids.
Chase King
Tomboy Singer songwriter found eating bleeding flesh from a person she killed with a skateboard >Avril Lavine: have you a spleen
Gavin Russell
rapper plays celebrity basketball match and never passes the ball but proceeds to win the game while stoned. >Snoop Dogg: hoop hog
Anthony Taylor
Former British pop singer hosts zany new game show:
>Lilly Allen's silly challenge
Professional wrestler known for his mustache starts a new "instant" advertising business:
>Hulk Hogan's bulk slogans
Ryder Young
Actor who played in avengers, goes nuts. Threatens to blow up mall, with bomb strapped to his chest
>Jeremy Renner: we all die together
Gavin Scott
Rusta steals motorbike >Bob Marley: rob Harley
Robert Martin
This is fucking gold.
Thomas Clark
Rapper hands out free electiricity coupons to all his niggers >Akon: take one
Jacob James
Hillary Clinton falls in love with Monica lewinsky
Hillary Clinton, is really smitten
Nathan Brown
computer nerd receives hate mail from the jews for having too much money >Bill Gates: Shill hates
Benjamin Morris
actress fashions a musical instrument from a sweater. Reese Witherspoon's fleece with a tune
Adam Garcia
Video has just surfaced of a proud hermaphrodite singer/ performer as a kid with both a penis and a vagina reacting to something funny >Lady Gaga: Baby haha
Christian Morales
Actor says he is clean from disease but reports show he is half the man he once was, claims to be cured from HIV by drinking goat seamen and has stopped taking his medicine. >Charlie Sheen: Hardly Clean
Logan Wood
Former Indiana Jones actor, breaks neck from fall in a fencing tournament. Harrison Ford downed by thin sword