Sup Sup Forums

Sup Sup Forums,

so me and my housemates have this stupid game we play called celebrity rhymes. It's been going on for years, you come up with a story that ends in a complete, perfect multi-syllable rhyme for a celebrity's name.

I'm making this thread because I have so many of these pointless fucking rhymes and literally nothing to do with them, so I thought I'd share them and see if Sup Forums can come up with any good ones. Here's an example:

Apparently 'Rocky' star studied abroad in Italy for a few months.
>Sylvester Stallone's semester in Rome

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I heard Eminem only shampoos half of his hair.

>Marshall Mathers partial lathers

'The Martian' star quits acting to travel the world, lending spiritual wisdom to winged rodents.

>Matt Damon: Bat Shaman.

bumping for potential

I think i'll wait to see if there's anyone else with as shitty sense of humour as my housemates before posting anymore

this is gold OP, keep em comin

I don't think I can play this game well like that

Bump though

Rapper to release innovative new line of camping gear.

>50 cent's nifty tents

"Mission impossible" star joins isis to help them design new ways to ignite explosives
>Tom Cruise's bomb fuses

Top Gun star won another poker tournament.
Tom Cruise can't lose.

It's weird, most person's first one is usually Tom Cruise. 'bomb fuse' one is spot on haha, the poker one isn't a multisyllable rhyme, you only made the 'Cruise' part rhyme, good effort tho m8

The Man On Fire has taken an interest in scissors.
Last week Denzel Washington opened a hair salon.

Suicide squad star refuses to give comment during court proceedings.

>Will Smith takes fifth.

Urm....What?

American Bandstand host enrages most neighbors.
Apparently Dick Clark's sick dog barks.

'Taken' star lines up MMA fight in UFC
Liam Neeson's Kneeing Season

'Kickass' star suffers trauma to the head in filming for upcoming movie
Chloë Moretz got tourettes

"Ben Affleck photoed squatting in gym to prepare for filming of solo Batman movie"
>Ben Affleck's intense ass flex

Popular avant guard singer turns into a snake woman wihtout warning!

>Lady Gaga, sudden naga

You're doing it wrong.

Popular crazy singer releases video of difficulties in raising children.

>Lady gaga, baby saga

Wrong.

Suicide squad star is in town for screening until the first week in october.

>Will smith 'till fifth.

Wrong.

American bandstand host in trouble over video of him driving with a questionable appendage.

>Dick Clarks Prick parks.

Wrong.

'Taken' star spends all summer at tenerife water park.

>Liam Neeson: Siam Season.

Wrong.

'Kickass' star opens up about the surprising difficulties her condition causes in the bedroom.

>Chloe Moretz, blowy tourettes.

Wrong.

Worst batman in history attacked by flock of crows.

>Ben Affleck's ten ass pecks.

ITT: I am the only one who can do my joke right and I am better than every user ever.

Not OP, I just read the rules and follow 'em, simple.

My Dick Clark one has the most rhymes though

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The Terminator makes massive gains on houseprice.

Arnold Shwartezeggers freehold gets bigger.

Not only does she suck the young ones and ride their dick but

Kim Kardashian rims gay black old men

The post-op Führer suffered serious bite marks after a vicioua attack by a feral canine.

>>Adolf Hitler, a wolf bit her

Director with no style walks on to the set of War of the Words, camera pans down..

>Are those Tom Cruise Moms shoes?

I like this thread

Fast and Furious star plays without rodent.
>Vin Diesel spins weasel

Late Fast and Furious star contacts harasser
> Paul Walker calls stalker

NICE omg

The former porn star isn't doing so well in the clean movies she has been shooting, she's back in the scene and this time I actually hear she's the one paying money.

>Sasha Grey sucks then pays

National treasure 3 bombed

>Nicholas cage flew in a rage

Fast and Furious actor opens new business in medication
>Dwayne 'the rock' Johnson: Pain the fuck gone, son

>Vin Diesel spins weasel

Game of thrones star critically wounded during swimming incident

>Emilia Clarke got bit by a shark

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Gladiator overdoses

>Russel Crowe, too much blow

Itt: faggots prove it is hard to be a rapper

nice

Former star wars star doing midget porn
>Natalie portman gets fucked by a short man.

tom hanks is reieasing all of his personal fapping materials

tom hanks spank banks

Mother of Castaway star stabs passerby out of nowhere

Tom Hanks mom shanks

Presidential sex scandal
Aroused by her scent, they pitched a tent
>Obama fucked your mama while Bush was in her >tush

most of you morons aren't making multi syllable rhymes

Yeezy decides to start a rodent control business.

>Kanye West, killer of pest

Batman star pursues higher education

>Christian Bale's gone to Yale
Batman star gets into a fight

>Michael Keating takes a beating
Batman star convicted in child porn ring

>Adam West will molest

Retired actor in classic arcade character drama

Gene Hackman: Being Pacman

Kevin Tucker joins in with a bukake featuring 13 people in a line.

>Kevin Tucker 11th fucker

Only ones that actually have multis

We're the millers actors' homosexual kid witnessed our crime
> but Jason Sudeikis' gay son can't makes us

Multi-Oscar winning actor's dog publicly shamed for making out with owner.

>Daniel Day Lewis' spaniel may rue kiss

Frontman for the Attractions fucks up while making s'mores:
Elvis Costello burns a marshmallow.

rapper has so many problems & insane is one
>Jay Z : Crazy

Necrophile digs up MiB actor's mother

>Tommy Lee Jones' mommy he bones

You know it's Keaton, right?

rapper listens to rave music and fucks a corpse.
>Necro: techno

Crazed joker actor decides to build a city in the desert

>Jared Leto's arid ghetto

Nigga that don't rhyme.

Actor has pet that makes honey
>JOhny depp. : Honey pet
fail

It's amazing how many of you faggots don't understand multi syllable rhymes.


Did yall hear about that new diet started by the chick from 30 Rock? Youre only supposed to eat one lima bean every 24 hours.
>Tina Feys bean a day

Star of "Forrest Gump" to release new show inspired by "punked," where he helps kids play tricks on their parents
>Tom Hanks: Mom Pranks

Fight club actor opens yard sale full of cool items
> Brad Pitts' rad shit

singer makes one dollar a day.
>Slash : cash

I remember you posting this about a year or two ago

Local man visits chan
Creates a thread about eating bread
Consuming flour gives him power
And also his name is Bane

Talk show host arrested for having sexual relations with fish

Jay Leno fucked a minnow

rapper drinks slow
> DIplo. Sip slow

president buys his mum a Suv
>Obama: Hummer

modern day rappers are shit
>Tupac: you wack

leto and ghetto are pronounced rather different?

Rock n Roll king dies from overdoes of pills
>Elvis: Shelves

Rock n roll guy runs out of words to say
> Jimmi Hendrix: Gimmi sentence

Apparently her blind friend's writer and her don't get along
>Taylor Swift's brailer rift

British Comedian takes evasive driving course
>Ricky Gervais tricky to chase

Voice of Ren and Stimpy tells a joke.
>Billy West's silly jest

Roseanne's ex-husband plays old drums.
>Tom Arnold's toms are old.

Die Hard star pays advertisers to sell bad products.
>Bruce Willis' jews shill us

Doctor photoshops giant pins over skis in photos
>Drew Pinsky shoop pin skis.

Actor trys to make a movie about invading Russia in winter
>Tom hanks: bomb tanks

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you responsible for this OP?

Martial Artist master needs to take a dump but doesnt speak english very well
>Bruce Lee: excuse me

karate guy has sex surrounded by trees
>Chuck Norris: Fuck Forrest

I've always heard it pronounced like "letto"

Drew pinsky shoopinskis. New steam username lol

Agreed.

Famous actor spotted at McDonalds feeding his children
>Brad Pitt's fat kids

WWE star caught stealing panties from underage girls
>Undertaker: Undie taker

Or to make it true:

Famous actor (and actress) sparks a huge increase in imported adopted children.

>Brad Pitt's fad kids.

Tomboy Singer songwriter found eating bleeding flesh from a person she killed with a skateboard
>Avril Lavine: have you a spleen

rapper plays celebrity basketball match and never passes the ball but proceeds to win the game while stoned.
>Snoop Dogg: hoop hog

Former British pop singer hosts zany new game show:

>Lilly Allen's silly challenge

Professional wrestler known for his mustache starts a new "instant" advertising business:

>Hulk Hogan's bulk slogans

Actor who played in avengers, goes nuts. Threatens to blow up mall, with bomb strapped to his chest

>Jeremy Renner: we all die together

Rusta steals motorbike
>Bob Marley: rob Harley

This is fucking gold.

Rapper hands out free electiricity coupons to all his niggers
>Akon: take one

Hillary Clinton falls in love with Monica lewinsky

Hillary Clinton, is really smitten

computer nerd receives hate mail from the jews for having too much money
>Bill Gates: Shill hates

actress fashions a musical instrument from a sweater.
Reese Witherspoon's fleece with a tune

Video has just surfaced of a proud hermaphrodite singer/ performer as a kid with both a penis and a vagina reacting to something funny
>Lady Gaga: Baby haha

Actor says he is clean from disease but reports show he is half the man he once was, claims to be cured from HIV by drinking goat seamen and has stopped taking his medicine.
>Charlie Sheen: Hardly Clean

Former Indiana Jones actor, breaks neck from fall in a fencing tournament.
Harrison Ford downed by thin sword