Australia day

Does anyone else think that a fucking MONARCHY that hasn't been geopolitically relevant ever partaking in American style nationalistic masturbation is a fucking joke?

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dunno what you're on about
and it's called Invasion Day you fucking shitlord

>American style nationalistic masturbation
what did he mean by this?

thanksgiving is not nationalistic per se

it is celebration of god for one and it is about family so it's not comparable

yes im sure theyd prefer sitting in mud huts playing with sticks

It's my life's ambition to spend this day in Australia one year.
Hopefully the hammered Sheila's would fug me

that comment section is a mess

pretty sure irish isn't a real language

>fush
>chups

>tfw I don't speak irish, just like most irish people

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HAPPY
AUSTRALIA
DAY

>also fuck abbos :^)

Meant to post pic but too drunk to search lollll

I'd take speaking a dead language badly and the Lingua Franca well over whatever the fuck gibberish you clowns spurt any day

I was just approached by an "aus friend" who called it invasion day.
When I brough up that "guilty by association" was hardly a valid basis for a hatred, she disconnected entirely.
I feel justified in hating her and her doublenigger friends now.
Their culture involves throwing sticks (how novel) burning bush to kill animals (how quaint) telling stories about how every piece of dirt is sacred and blowing air into tubes for music (never heard that before)

I'd take a successful and profitable agriculture industry over forgetting how to farm potatoes any day

>Monarchy
I know being a Republic is a great part of America's self-image, but I fail to see how that's relevant for Australian nationalism.

You should stop drinking Maria :^)

T. Cheese slicer
The abos have accomplished more than Norway has while at the same time being outside of the the European cultural sphere of influence

>abos
>ever accomplishing
>anything
>ever
Nice b8 m8

what, you got a miss australia once? some thousands stop sniffing the rama? maybe a hundred got university degrees? Come the fuck on, there's nothing but trash in ABO culture unless you place it into an entirely artificial surrounding where sustainability, responsibility and fucking adaptability matter. They. Are. Trash.

>The abos have accomplished
This sentence only makes sense if followed by 'nothing' m8.

>The abos have accomplished more than Norway
such as

>abos accomplishments
>boomerang
>noisy thing
>sniffing petroleum
>Norwegian accomplishments
>getting raped by swedes
>WE WUZ VIKINGS
>cheese slicer
>getting raped by Germany

>all these naughty racists giving me (you)s
It's as if they were unaware of the rules regarding them needing to be respectful of other cultures I'm sure they will enjoy there bans

>world renowned democracy
>low economic inequality
>highest ppp... EVER.
>among longest average life expectancy ever
>easiest country to become $ millionaire in
>among least degree of corruption
>highest freedom of press
>free education
>free health care
>free unemployment
>free sick leave
>womens suffrage 1913
u wot m8?

wtf i love norway now

HOWLING

(because that's my post)

>>among least degree of corruption
daily reminder that any ranking lower than first might as well be last

And in comparison to aboriginal culture?
>world renowned democracy
Abos don't need democracy they are not the kind of people to stab each other in the back or cheat and lie there government is the next stage for the world to achieve
>low economical inequality
Fairly sure aboriginal inequality is non existent unless you count who has more rocks
>highest PPP
Abos don't need to buy things
They are beyond worldly possessions and can find there meal walking among them or in the trees
>long average life's expectancy
Abos die they become spirits thus living forever
>cunt to become a millionaire
See previous point
>among least degree of corruption
See previous point
>highest freedom of press
There was no press thus they would be 100% free
>free education
Abo education is free it was passed on from one to another

Can't be arsed to reply to the rest of your racist posts

>New Netherlands turning up the heat

>be norwegian
>get bribed
lol

>be myself
>dont

AHAHAHAH HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY LADS

NO IS SO RACIS
Y U SO REGRESIV
STAHP WITH NATIONALISM
ITS DISABLED, SHITLORD

fuck off chang

daily reminder that no one cares about rugby in australia except degenerate memeslanders

You weren't great in the world cup anyways m8.

Happy Australia day!

VICTORY DAY LADS, ABOS BTFO

They have canned Jim Beam?

yeah u can also get premixed jim beam rumboes

fuck off zhang

does anyone else think fuck off OP, god save the queen and the commonwealth?

So hold on, you get cans of whiskey.

How much does it go for?
That shit sounds amazing.

>Premixed
Meaning mixed with thinks like coke and has roughly the same strength as beer. Everywhere has them.

Oh, I get it.

It's like those bottle of Smirnoff Ice. Lame.

You're too right mate.

TEEHEE

These threads are sort of fun today.
It's shown me how European like Australia is.

Even right down to the hatred of any patriotism.

>They would have still progressed...Europe was also once in the stone age and they progressed fine without cultural parasitism and the violent colonization of their continent.

>High as fuck house prices/rents.

>Electronics/everything hilariously overpriced.

>Refuses to become a republic because everyone is to much of a dumb fuck to know what it means.

>Urban sprawl, urban sprawl everywhere.

>No jobs outside of mining and real estate (it only goes up!) unless you enjoy serving lattes or working in a call centre till retirement

>No one understand technology, more concerned with football or cricket.

>Full of cash poor - asset rich baby boomers who think they have it all figured out.

>voted in a conservative government with no policies (except gutting the only worth while infrastructure development in 30 years, the NBN) lead by a stumbling devout catholic.

>Biased as fuck media ready to spin things for the highest bidder.

>More then eager to ship it's natural abundance of resources to China instead on using them for it's own advantage.

>Complains about electricity prices while refusing to even contemplate nuclear power.

Let's just blame the rich people and ignore it all

Hey can some Aussie help me a bit.

I know it's Australia day today and I wanna go out tonight. But at what time will people start going to bars and are there folks in bars in general today or is anyone at home with their mates?

There would be a lot of people at the bars, but if you're going alone you'd get bored

I'm at home with the family

>American style nationalistic masturbation
I dunno, is american style nationalistic masturbation anything more than getting shitfaced? Cause if so Aus Day is the same