What would a Sup Forums olympics feature?

What would a Sup Forums olympics feature?

Suicide with jury scores

Speed fapping

wooooh

shitposting

Banging OP's mom

shitposting
Race baiting
Trap shooting

race baiting

you dying

Hot pocket eating contests

you'd win gold

Piss bottle shotput

E-penis measuring.

depression

wall building

bull prepping

deleting off topic posts for free

Power napping
Sharpies in anus

shitposting
getting cucked (moot has most golds)
spaghetti contest
post count
fap folder
animu reaction images
shilling
trolling
autism

>Autism competition
>Damage Control
>Shitposting
>Memeposting
>Waifu fights
>Triggering

Sup Forums is easy the favorite.

Edging would be a better event.

Speed fapping is ez pz.

who can get dubs the fastest

But take it to a competitive level, how fast can we be?

one stroke.
times come down to milliseconds

So...


What is the source of that? The art looks familiar to a reverse rape manga I read a long time ago.

>he's going for the 2 finger prostate one pump combo

Opening ceremony consists of Bailey Jay with a bunch of fat men impersonating the janitor singing the music from the Janitor vocaroos with dedication to memes.

Sup Forums's flag bearer wears a bane mask.
Sup Forums's flag bearer wears a toga.
Sup Forums's flag bearer wears a MAGA hat.
Sup Forums's flag bearer doesn't wear anything

Sports consist of memeing, hardcore meming, no fap, most obnoxious shitposter, piss bottle collecters and who can put the most things inside their foreskin.

Closing ceremony is a 4 hour long tribute to all the /r9k/ posters that have killed themselves.

Triggering

shitposting

baiting

router reset

thread derailing

Lel imagine wearing that and then a girl asks to feel your biceps or pecs. Wat do?

Obviously number of (Yous), how is this even a question?

Is it BeNantoka?

So... What's the source of OP's pic?