Recently got married

My wife got me a wedding band with the "Battle of Hoth" carved in it.

Do you like it, Sup Forums?

I can tell this is a Reddit post and you just posted this here to start a hate circlejerk.

Fuck off.

cool ring though

It would have been cool 15 years ago but now you just fall into the fat normie with a neckbeard wearing nerd mercy category

kys nerd

You're going to pay for that ring and more when you divorce.

It's a nice ring.

Incoming cuck jokes.

this would break George Lucas' heart because the money didn't go to him. and there are no gungans on the ring

I'm sorry for your loss

hope you got the prenup

It's cool and all but I prefer adult things to be adult things.

Still if that's you, that's you.

I just don't like the juvenile mentality our generation has been stuck with.

Getting a ring with a movie scene engraved on it is pretty much like a tattoo. You think it's cool now but after a week, the novelty wears off and you end up feeling stupid and immature for getting it.

At least you can take it off, though.

Star Wars is the 2nd gayest fanbase behind Game of Thrones.

Star Wars is timeless.

one day that ring will go to your grandson / granddaughter

ughh i know. hate being born in the wrong generation. i wish everyone wore classy suits and hats like they did back when people actually had style.

How many kids does she have?

loser get a normal ring

people who 'complete' their identities with fandom should be lined up and shot

"my other car is a tardis" bumper sticker? up against the wall
game of thrones house banner? up against the wall
any funko pop toy? up against the wall

>star wars wedding band
You should consider a double suicide

lol

Are Star Wars "fans" really this childish?

Only to nerds, NEETs and manchildren.

>wife's grandson / granddaughter
ftfy

May the divorce be with you

Who's the bull?

I would get a matching set for me and my wife to wear, but she really hasn't liked to wear a ring much since she met her new friend Jamal. I'm not really sure why but it's not my place to judge :^)

>that ring
>blogposting

You gonna get KEKED.
Your wife gonna get BLACKED.

Wow OP! You're so cool! May Le Force Be For You.

>Classy suits and hats

I like your style user.

Trekkies literally invented slash fiction

I thought it was actually going to be engraved with the words "Battle of Hoth." This is much cooler.

MY WIFE SON

I bet 'your' house is full of those crappy little funko pop vinyl things.

Every nerd couple I know who lives together is like that. Shit's embarrassing.

First: Congrats on your wedding! All the best to you and your new bride. May the force be with you.

Second: AWESOME ring. I freaking love it. Your new wife hit it out of the park.

Third: What kind of work do you do? If you work with your hands, I STRONGLY recommend that you always wear gloves or take your ring off. I'm on my fourth wedding ring. We stopped buying expensive ones and I've been downgraded to a $25 QALO ring (which I actually love) - but I'm just saying that you should really protect that thing. It's beautiful.

Yeah. But the Star Wars fanbase is the most obnoxious.

I feel sorry for you.

thats cool, what did you buy for your wife's son ?

A lot people would have gotten meaningful symbolism of some sort carved into it, but okay.

laughed in real life

>ughh i know. hate being born in the wrong generation. i wish everyone wore classy suits and hats like they did back when people actually had style.
I know you're trying to meme the fedora thing, but what's wrong with taking marriage or property ownership or raising children seriously? Play videogames all weekend if you want, but try to act like a grown up most of the time.

some of the best fathers are step-fathers, just fyi

is that what your wife's son's mother told you?

>marriage
>meaningful or symbolic

rofl nigga kys

> being a cuck
> being a "good father"
pick one

Did she get you a cuck shed too?

>getting a "nerd" wedding ring


Fucking millennials

see:

liked and upvoted

You can always tell straight-from-Reddit threads based on the 50/50 mix of normie and surface level geek culture.

>Implying this isn't an obvious troll thread
You're supposed to play along fucktard

Fucking 15 year old.
Or are you 36?

34, hey atleast you were close.

So you're still a millennial, FeelsGoodMan

You're a millenial. Congrats.

Depends on the source. There is no rigid consensus on when a generation begins or ends.

I enjoyed New Hope and Empire, but I wouldn't dream of getting my wife something Star Wars-related for her wedding band. That's the epitome of cringe and goes to prove you love Star Wars more than her.

I'm 19.
What are some /poltv/ approved rings? No diamonds, I assume.

A gold band, jesus it's not difficult.

That simply isn't true. If you're between 16 and 35, you are a millenial.

Deal with it.

If a lady can lop off her tits and become a man, then I can choose when generation I belong too. It's 2016!

Thx senpai

>not putting the engraving on the inside

She had one job.

She will always be mutilated, you will always be in denial.

Nope. Not how it works. That's only according to one source.

>that's not how your sex works, it's only according to one source
Face it, you're one of us. It's not too bad, were the last generation before shit hits the fan.

>more obnoxious than the creators of shipping, who won't shut up about Darmok and Gaylad and vulcan shit

As a man who has no stake in either camp, Star Trek fans are definitely more obnoxious. Unless you count the "the prequels are the best movies!" retards, then they edge ahead.

>It would have been cool 15 years ago
It really wouldn't.

itt bitter virgins

Why do you care so much about what other people do? Are you that fucking insecure in your own life? Let me guess, still living with your parents and still in the closet?

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That's based on an average of sources, actually. I don't really care why this shit triggers you spergmeister, but just face reality. You are a millenial.

fuck off

And I know little about Bane.
I hear he's a large fella.

For you

What do you suggest?

The most popular stuff I see are celtic patterns. This is no more or less retarded than that.

Hothead detected

You assume SW has neither meaning or symbolism for them.

That's stupid, a 35 year old is not from the same generation of 16 year old, he is old enough to be his father.

>mfw non-Irish person wearing a Claddagh ring because of Angel wearing one or some shit

Fucking IRAboos.

This is one of the things i fucking hate about reddit. They post a bunch of shit like this that no one cares about just so they can get validation from a bunch of internet faggots instead of just enjoying it themselves.

the masketta man?

TELL ME ABOUT THE MASKETTA MAN

your a big guy

Be that as it may, thats how it's defined.

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hey guys my new wife just gave me this sick tattoo, AMA

By whom, you I suppose?

It's trivializing

Sex is a binary thing. Either this or that. Generations are a nebulous concept. False analogy. Bad brain.

You suppose wrong.
I'd suggest you Google it.

By some people

>just face reality. You are a millenial
According to some people

Why are you so desperate to not be a millenial you spag?

You're fucking priceless, fellow millenial.

I'm not him. I was born in the early 90s. I'm just pointing out that you're an idiot with a bad brain.

>google it
Fucking hate summer.

Guess what you are?

Yeah, and give the Jewish gold traders their shekels? At least OP's fake troll ring isn't (in theory) controlled by them).

>too lazy to google
Impressive.

No, user, it looks tacky as fuck. I bet you also performed the shity lightsaber fight instead of the first dance.

>time is a nebulous concept
>therefore I don't use hours
Kill yourself my man