Walk in bedroom

>walk in bedroom
>see this

wat do?

find his mom and do her

Suk his dik wit my butt

Make fun of him for buying an iPhone.

Lol

>implying there's a better brand out there

Shoot him then my wife

Ask him how much synthol he injects into his dick and if he could sell me some

suck his dick

challenge him for a fight, i pretty sure i can knock him out within 15 second

I'm genuinely curious: is this shopped? And if not, how does it get that big?

DEAR GOD. My desk hasn't been that clean since 1993!

say "that looks shopped!" and alt-tab

Ask him where he got his dick pump at

...

not a shop
genetics

Take the 5'1" manlet outside and make him get back to his work as my fucking lawn jockey.

Oh we have a tough guy here huh....... *unsheathes my twin katanas* Well, let's see how tough you really are! *jumps into the air* TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS *spins around and slashes your face open* Not so tough now, huh????? *grabs you and throws you up* It's time to finish this little charade *holds my katanas above my head* YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords* Heh.... easy.....

>implying your answer is any different from this one

There's a reason you don't just wack it out on tables.

smack that shit with a hammer

>implying Apple products don't just exist to look pretty.

must suck to be a poorfag, android is spic and nigger tier

YOU MUST BE ONE BAD ASS 11 YEAR OLD HOME SCHOOLED GUY!!!!

no phone can outperform the latest iphone

tilt my fedora as I grip the hilt of katana

DON'T LISTEN TO THIS POOR FAG. PEOPLE WHO HATE APPLE'S ARE ONES WHO CAN'T AFFORD THEM. NIGGERS.

want to try?

Laugh at uncut meat worm.

Depends which way you look at it. Me? I prefer being able to plug in my headphones without having to buy an extra dongle so clearly any other phone from the past 10 years outperforms the latest iPhones in that area.

Think to myself, that it was really a great idea to place a large mirror just behind the door.

Man you type in full caps in rage and you call me people niggers in 2016.
Goes to prove the fact that apple fans are butthurt acne teens

NOOOOOOOOOOO..EVEN ONLINE I CAN FEEL THE 11 YEAR OLD RAGE AND BADASSERY.I YIELD.

YEP. BUT APPLE STILL RULES.

HAHAHA

>so mad he quotes the wrong post

Jesus, dude- I would have thought this was bait otherwise...

you don't have to buy it, it comes with one dipshit. If you're going to rag on it at least be accurate.

I could afford a different phone every month in cash I have so much discretionary income and I haven't had an iPhone since the 5s. Android is just more practical unless you enjoy spending a shit ton of money on Apple products so everything plays well with each other.

AHHH...DID I DISAPPOINT THE 11 YEAR OLD IN RAGE MODE? I'LL TRY HARDER PRINCESS.

Ask to teach me photoshop

Get offended and make a blogpost bitching about the event.

im talking about the 6s you dipshit, the new one isnt even out

MUMMY DOES WELL AT BINGO HUH JOHNNY?

good goy

pull out my handgun and suck his dick at gunpoint
pic related

>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away

Walk out the wat I entered.
Sorry, but I'm not going to suck, touch, let fuck, or come near me. Not all of us girls like something that big.

Do the right thing.

same but id alt-f4

That dick looks pumped as fuck, those idiots that pump their dicks don't realize that they will never be able to get a hard on, what's the point of having a big dick if you can't put it inside a grill?

I'm a dick expert and a faggot.

jew filth

If you turn 360 you will end up facing him you fucking idiot

Then you're facing him again. You faggot.

Lol nah I'm 29 bro just lived at home until 28 making 80k a year since 22 so now I have a 300k house and a 50k truck that combined aren't even a third of my monthly income in combined payments.

huh, aesthetics, duh

Fair do's.
>Implying they are at all different despite the lack of aux support.

fucking newfags

This guy

That is only in your dreams, faggot

stop it dad. it's not funny anymore

Newfag alert

Holy fuck, are these newfags serious? It's called a meme, you dipshits.

We live in a world where having a huge useless dick is better than a small but hard dick...

I compliment the man on his fine physique, and then go about my business.

i bet you protest against the patriarchy too

Newfags falling for the bait

chop it off

"It's a meme you dip"

Bro watch ur fuckin mouth my stepdad taught me how to kiss homie

He did not say he would walk forward retard.

...

sure kiddo

This guys onto something

I don't know why I laughed the hardest at this one

become his slut

>turn 360°
>walk away
>360

You're facing him retard. What are you gonna do walk backwards?

Nothing, it's just a miror.

I'll never get why people have saline injections put in their dicks

"I didn't know about that meme (pronounced meem for you newfags), better write that shit on my meme notebook and backpedal the fuck out of my post".

Not everyone on Sup Forums is a life reject boys.

Since when does the direction you face change your ability to walk away from something?

Because he said hed turn 360. If he were to turn 180 afterwards it would be 540 not 360

Forgot the birthstamp

Fuck off faggot nobody cares about your moms backyard

Jesus titty fucking christ....does that faggot have an iPhone?
Not in my room asshole!

Thought you might say that.

Are you helping your mom move?

How does it feel to furiously beat the rage out of your dick in your mother's basement that you'll never have half as much as I do by the time you're twice my age? Maybe you should consider that not everyone is a fuckwit like you before you call a bluff on someone's success.

So you live in Missouri, you're 29 and live at home with mommy.

Cool story bro

12 gauge shotgun to the penis

Lol u wish man u wish. Go upstairs and microwave another hot pocket faggot.

im not even gay but id suck that cock until his warm cum ran down my throat

That's gay

Do a 180
drop pants
backup slowly

Where is his bellybutton? And what does his face look like?

>electric stove

broke ass nigger

Cringey little cuck. Why are you on Sup Forums lying about how succesfull you are? kek. We can all se you're a loser bro

Like you have a fucking choice when you buy an all electric house lol obviously a basement dweller still.

suk and fuk all day

Let me add to that, you live in the St Louis Metro Area, probably on the outskirts in some suburb

maybe Chesterfield?

That seems about right

Tell mum to put her dick away and go make me some tendies