When was the last time you showered?

When was the last time you showered?

This morning but before I started working I showered like once every two weeks in a dirty

A surprisingly normal question. It was yesterday at about 10:00 am. I'm just being lazy today.

yesterday. gf made me

couple months, what a rude question.

This morning before I headed to work. Surprisingly enough, not everyone on Sup Forums is an autistic, fat, lazy, stinky slumlord.

Can't really remember.
Last time I did, I took two showers in the same day out of pure boredom: it was maybe a couple of days ago.

You know lying was punishable by death in ancient Persia.

22 hours ago.

>slumlord

I don't think you know what this word means m8.

5 days ago

Daily. if I have time.

The 20+ empty coke cans on your desk beg to differ.

is that so? Tell me more, turbovirgin.

Expect me to read all that shit ha

Just hopped out
sitting in a towel now

So you are saying that Sup Forums is inhabited by wealthy slum landlords of dubious ethics? Because that's what the word slumlord means, you fucking dip.

For all those of you that haven't showered in 5+ days. Please instead your finger in the crevice between your nuts and leg and drag towards your hip. Then proceed to smell said finger.

Then post results.

Insert* your finger

Im in the shower right now

Yesterday morning. I'll do it again tomorrow morning.

I'm just trying to tell you that a shower a year is alright, no need to be ashamed about it