"Thanks for taking me out to breakfast for my 48th birthday, user"

>"Thanks for taking me out to breakfast for my 48th birthday, user"

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>Australians still butthurt all their swimmers choked

>not taking her to Applebees
>not open carrying while you sit at the table with her
greetings from /k/

>"w-what's that user?"
>"back in my day we only had six shooters."

DELETE THIS.

katie is the most wifeable athlete. She is a 10/10 qt in her own unique way

>6 shots?
>muh 1911 has 7 in the mag and one up the spout

Yeah that's what Tyrone already knows. I guarantee that Katie has been BLACKED over and over again. The first time was just an accident, but now life is hell without her BLACK 12" GOD filling her with the HOLY SEED.

>"that's cute user, but my fwb Jamal has a Glock 40."

I swear these posts keep getting more and more elaborate

This is like straight from an ad for a restaurant aimed at soccer moms and seniors

>You will never give her career ending pregnancy

If you're black you might have a shot. It's a VERY long line, but you'll get your turn. It's against Katie's nature to not be BLACKED.

I hope its a black guy who keeps posting this

Unrealistic

A woman would never say her age

>eating breakfast

how? if i eat what shes eating and then have t work I would feel full and uncomfortable

Why? Black guys on your mind hmm? You thinking about getting BLACKED yourself?

Fuck off. She is perfect. If anything is askew, it's your ability to recognize greatness and beauty.

I do too but it's doubtful. Day of the rope for Americucks when?

If I were married, I would do literally anything for my wife to have a body that tight at 48.

daily reminder i would absolutely annihilate that pussy

It's about to merge with CHADposting on fit I think.

ask /k/, they sperg out over those scenarios.

She only looks 32

For some reason I really want to have sex with and marry Katie. I think it's because she reminds me of my mother.

She is on NBC right now and looks good btw

lelicky's legs look nice as fuck in a dress, wtf

for real, came here solely for screencaps

>That squeaky-ass voice

>You'll never take her out shooting for her first time
>Savoring her laugh as you put a Jericho 941 in one hand and a CZ-75 in the other and tell her go to hog wild
>She acquises and doesn't do too badly
>She'll never outshoot you once the same day and tease you for it
>She'll never buy you a pre import ban AR-18 for christmas, making fun of your irish ancestry, although you also share that with her

The only thing doing any shooting is Kevin's BBC inside her welcoming womb.

man, this pic is great for a magazine ad. for mom jeans, metamucil, fibromyalgia, life insurance

>Applebees

You could be more poor, user?

This looks like a shot from a comfy series from the eighties

Taking back traditional America from the commies, one gold medal at a time

What is she listening to guise?

I think this: youtu.be/kOnde5c7OG8

reminder that gillian anderson is actually 48

This.

youtube.com/watch?v=2gNZ4UsjQoo

>amerigays

top mommy

that bitch has a lot of makeup on damn son

I've been saying this for a week now desu. more and more people come over to our side every day.

I wish I could go back in time and find the first Katie thread.

the food on her plate proves she is a lesbian in denial, it screams of subtle hints regarding lesbianism and her dreams of a lesbian orgy at the Olympics

1. She ordered an Omelette modelled on Hope Solos nudes. So clearly dreams of being with her

2. She has removed her hash browns to be seperate from her eggs. If those hash browns were on top of the eggs the eggs would have a healthier hairline than her. She is showing that she wants to go bald so she is more appealing to lesbians

3. It is a plastic, non degradable plate. This shows she still has fantasies where she does not degrade and age at 5 times the average rate and wants a lady to place their youthful eggs on her face. sadly as her face is degrading already she will never be the plate she has chosen for breakfast

I bet she pretends the chocolate milk is period blood mixed with shit as well.

if you needed a photo to see how dominant Katie Ledecky is.

You spent a lot of time on this I think so I will reply

Ledecky's family yelling at her to slow down so the world doesn't realize her alter ego

Absolute kino

She did look really good. All I could find of it from a quick search.