Top snek

top snek

>mfw badj thread

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Do you know how snek you were going?

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cute doges

cute things

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Thats ok, ill let you off with a warning.

you rang?

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I don't have many sneks.

Nee, Daarin~~!

Hey Guy

Shame

Ye

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ohayooo

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I do have some, but I won't snek because I don't want trouble.

yeyeye

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I think you'll be fine.

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But what if I won't?

The world will be a sadder place.

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What if we're all just dying really slowly?

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Im pretty sure we are.

actually, we are

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Ok, now I'm slightly panicking.

Why couldn't we die faster? Oh wait...

After age 21 your body no longer produces new cells at the same rate, you reach a tipping point where growth is no longer happening and cell death slowly starts from there.

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real top snek

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i don't understand the reference but if they're the top snek for you then they're the top snek for you

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Requires 3DS for extra fun

tfw you've been dying at an accelerated rate for the past 3 years

Swedes are the real perverts.

It's actually the top snek for bazza

hai howu~?

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obviously

Is it wrong to want to visit Sweden solely for that purpose?

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i'm alright, tired and i had plans but my friend cancelled on me so i have nothing to do now
what about yourself?~

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You should do things.

I'm alright, still a bit sick, but feeling much better than on monday for example.

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what sort of things
i might play battlefield 4 since my friend gave me his origin account with it but idk

awe. at least you're doing much better. that's what matters

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that was dumb

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hmm... follow your heart.

Yeah, now it's just coughing up and sneezing out shit, the final stages of getting better.

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yeah, i'm not sure what i want to do

this is true. happy to hear you're getting better!

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I think the question here is WHO to do : ^)

if it was that then I know what my answer would be

Oh?

yeah, i'd answer "nobody around where I am that I know about"
but that's alright

rip in pies

pie sounds good right about now

I don't think I could handle a pie right now. Just ate a whole lotta steak.

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steak is good, but you should always make sure you have enough room for pie if there is pie availalbe.
i've eaten a whole lot of nothing today

yes, hello

I know, the steak was just so delicious.

You should eat something.

steak can be quite delicious, so it's okay

i know i should but i'm just not feeling hungry
i think i went from eating a lot to eating barely anything in just a few months

Hey Badj.

This one was SO good.

Just eat a little, a few slices of bread or something.

How's it?

how good are we talking?

i'm just not really hungry, i'm probably going to wait until my dad makes dinner in a few hours

Things suck right now.

So good it practically melts in your mouth.

Oh, ok then.

Why's that?

that's pretty good

yeah, i've just not really been hungry all that much lately. i've had barely a meal to maybe two a day for the past long while if it's not just a snack here and there instead of a meal

yea ikr

That doesn't sound too bad, tbh

it's not bad, i'm still eating enough to not die which is okay

You haven't been around for the shit that's been happening to hunnibuns. Tuesday, a co-worker of his at the airport made up a story that he was going to come in and shoot up the place. Instead of following procedure and letting security handle it, his manager went straight to the FBI, so hunnibuns showed up to work to be detained for questioning. After that was done and they were doing the psych evaluation, he fucked up and made a quip about going home and forgetting about all this with a bottle of booze and pills when they asked him if he was feeling suicidal. So now he's at mood ward of the psych hospital my sister and I, funny enough, used to work at. They should be discharging him today, but I haven't heard anything yet.

Yeah, that's not bad.

Wow, that's... kinda harsh. That's a rather quick escalation of events.

Yup, and he's got the makings for a good lawsuit on his hands.

Think he's gonna take it to court?

Depends on if they try to fight it. The company he worked for will most likely try to settle out of court, since there's a laundry list of shit he has on them with how he was treated before the incident. He's going to take the guy that made up the story to court to pay for the medical bills.

It always seems so alien to me that you guys have to worry about medical bills and such.

Our health care system is terrible. And Obamacare made it worse.

those proportions are so bad it hurts

:/

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