Suppose you wake up on a deserted Earth.
Every living human vanished except for you.
What would you miss the most?
You get one wish for anything you want with only one limit.
You can only wish for one person for company
But besides that, you can wish for anything
What would Sup Forums wish for?
I'd wish OP died.
I'd wish that everything wold go back to normal, with the notable exception of being the most wealthy human in history.
I become god of the universe.
Wish for the power of creation and life, then make a new world full of my delusions and desires so I can forget that everyone is gone.
I'd wish for a female deer to fuck relentlessly, eventually becoming my world-traversing companion having been tamed by the cock. I would also wish for an average /fit/ guy to cook and eat.
> pic related, a hottie like this
what the fuck
Other people. Specifically warm vaginas.
> people
read the rules again
Never said more than one faggot. Just other people singular or not. Lrn 2 english.
Siamese triplet woman connected at the wrists or something
The words "people" and "vaginas" are plural you fucking autist.
Not wanting a 10inch cock like everyone else
>wish for another person with a wish who will also wish for another person.
>repopulate earth
>profit
>I don't understand words and the language so I'm just going to flail angrily and call people autistic.
Hey friendo :^) how's middle school going?
Why wish for what I can't plunge balls deep into? If I want a huge dick, I'll get a dildo like most fags.
Electricity.
The actual fuck
>a female deer to fuck
Bestiality
>/fit/ guy to cook and eat.
Homosexual cannibalism
There it is.
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> You asked for multiple people
> Limited to one
> Try again
What part of that isn't registering in your brain? You don't want to admit that you're wrong so you say I don't understand English when you clearly don't yourself. Christ man.
I'd wish for ariana grande to be my one person. I'd then wish for the birthing process to be shortened down to 10 days. Growth rate for first generation humans will be changed to 1 day = 1 year. Physical and mental maturity will also be increase at the same rate. Second generation will be decreased by 25% growth rate and so on until the growth rate is back to normal. Then let the population grow from there.
Here's another gorgeous one. She looks ready for submitting to my cock. I tried to lure some deer into my yard to tame with grapes but they're to fast for me to catch.
OP said you only get one wish
>Read better
what
Sup Forums or a mcdonalds
eh?
This girl is my personal favorite, something about her eyes make you rock hard. I've been thinking about setting up some traps but I don't want to kill a deer or her pussy will get cold and it won't be as fun.
I would miss heroin. Good quality heroin. Id soon keep walking I guess till i died. Fuck you depressing nigger thread OP
the fuck
stop
back off??!?!!?
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Don't you feel a little hot and bothered under the gaze of these two vixens? You could get dumped by an asshole girl who says your dick smells funny (even though I shower every couple of days) or you could have a few promiscuous does lapping at your cock.
A loaded gun.
I wish to have 10 more wishes
>gracie-boo
>sweet nelly
Y-you named them?
This is fucking gold.
Tl;Dr is that you
Mmm, sweet, I'd tap that ass
>Susan and Billie-Joy
Put me in the screen cap
>ITT: user wants to fuck some deer
no plz me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One time I managed to get a deer pretty close, but I wasn't really paying attention and it turned out to be a male deer. I still tried to mount it and I nearly got kicked in the groin.
They're sort of like close friends to me. Nelly sometimes has a temper but she's a pretty good listener.
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bullshit user. I want some proof that you actually want to fuck a deer.
I've always wondered what it would be like to go on a date with a deer like this. She looks cold but her personality is probably pretty fiery indeed.
i will wish to fuck op's mom again :^)
What do you mean?
Pack of party poppers
Lel
send a picture of your collection. if you have anything less than 1 GB of content i will be disappointed.
I would wish for me to become a God and then recreate the penis
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Recreate the penis into what?
This is now the thread topic
>long live random
i'd want her to be with me
although i would know i wouldn't stand a chance even if it were just the two of us
i would still want it to be her
weed
a stags penis of course
run along wannabe chink
god fucking damn it deer-user
not the girl from the pic you inbred faggot
she is just a reaction image
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gey
> a bolt of lightning strikes you in the head
*sad trombone*
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mine is a lesbian
what about yours?
What the absolute fuck is going on
She's in a better place
Going with my woman (for the ride home) and a huge fucking yacht
Run while you still can
Sorry, my dad came in and told me to clean my room. Does this work?
i'm so sorry to hear that
oh my god
i'm depressed and drinking alone but i couldn't even imagine something like that happening to me
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A class 4 replicator.
WHAT THE FUCK
oh deer indeed
i'd wish for an uncooked sock full of one giant green apple damn
Screen cap plz
You know..I think you're on to something
I wish to obtain the perfect stand
Oh my fucking god
Good laugh, but yeh I'm with you man. Those does are gagging for it
plz post more
Nice collection fam
It seems kind of weird but I'm really not that strange. I only named my personal favorites, the ones I think about when I masturbate sometimes.
oh Sup Forums please never change
user what the hell
Someone, for the love of god, screen cap this shit!
i'm on it
AND INCLUDE ME IN IT......FFS I LL PAY YOU ;_;
/R/Sup Forums I WAN AT LEAST 100 UPBOATZ :D
/U/BOTTOMLULZ I LOVE U
The fuck, homes?
based user. Also, holy fuck my captcha
For the love of all that is holy put me in the screencap plz
HOLY SHIT
toasting in epic Sup Forumsread
kek.
and forever this day shall be known a deer-day on Sup Forums