You walk into your room and see this. What do?

You walk into your room and see this. What do?

unzip pants

Ask them why they started without me.

do a 360 and walk out of the room

Get him to eat my ass

He does have a fatass....

Do a 180 and walk backwards

Wash my eyes using bleach

Walk over to fan, make sure hidden camera is turned on. Walk out the room

join them

get in line

If you do a 180 and walk backwards you'll walk to them, you stupid faggot.

BURN THE ROOM

fucking newfag.....you mean 360....

kill myself

kys

Take a shit right in the middle of the room. Ask them if they have anything to read.

am i the only one wondering how he can even see with eyes that thin?

str8 up use whatever is in my hands\pockets to kms... (suffocate, jab it in my thoat, slit my wrists or neck)

Ignite everything in a 5 mile radius

Noscope 360 them

Turn 360 and start asking questions, such as
>did you touch any of my stuff?
>why do I have a picture of Marilyn Monroe on my wall?
>How did you two even get in here?
Then, start making demands
>get your clothes on and leave
>if you don't, I'll call Campus Security
>take the sheets with you
>do not touch the flags

dumbass you'd just go forward and into the walruses

...

Murder both of them because it's legal to kill intruders in my state.

Kill them for trespassing

Burn them

Get behind the other guy and do the same. Ass Eaten Train!

>Grab can of gasoline
>throw all over room and gays
>light room on fire
>call the fire department and crack a joke about how [spoiler]flaming[/spoiler] homosexuals are ruining my sheets

what is he lying like right in front of the door