I want to surprise my gf for her birthday(in a few months, so I have time)
I need to know how to safely inject food color or dyes into my sperm sacks. I'm hoping this is possible, because I want to jizz on her with her favorite colors on her birthday.
I was thinking it would go down like this.
>Birthday comes, we have a great day >come nighttime, time for sexy times >get a blacklight to make it even more exciting >right when I'm about to cum, I yell out 'happy birthday! This inks for you!!' >jizz all over her with her favorite colors and she becomes really happy
So, how do I go about doing this? I've researched the shit outta it and I don't have much to go on.
Halp please, I'm lost and NEED to make this happen for her.
Chase Lee
Get a syringe and inject your balls with food coloring. That's what I do.
Jaxson Jenkins
maybe you should perform some testes there Rainbow Shooter
Luis Collins
What size syringe? And where in the scrotum do you inject? Does it matter what type of food grade coloring it is?
Colton Wood
this
>do a test now tho >post results
James Diaz
You idiot. You'll damage your junk. If not physically from the injection, then at least from seepage from the chemicals.
I would get fake jizz and dye it and then inject the concoction into your bladder via a catheter tube.
Brandon Rivera
This guy knows his shit. It doesn't even hurt. Let us know how you get on OP.
Nicholas Sanchez
do not inject in the scotum skin, you have to inject it inside the balls per se
And it doesnt matter what coloring
Wyatt Carter
Booooring! Let OP live his dream.
Nicholas Lopez
I dunno, be a patient. I'm sure a doc tore will arrive here shortly
Justin Morris
Just dump a bunch in all the food you eat and water you drink. After a few days, everything that comes out of your body should be inked. Job done.
Josiah James
Narrowest gauge you can get. You need to go into the testicle not just through the skin.
Hudson Scott
well theoretically, if you were to actually do this, the sack in which the fluids are held before ejaculation is the prostate, which is difficult to reach with a needle. you would need a medical professional with a complex knowledge of anatomy and a way to inject the shit in the first place. you can't do this, it won't work don't encourage him, your cum isn't from your balls, the sperm is.
Oliver Bennett
>implying cum comes from the bladder
Zachary Wright
Doctor fag here.
Do it faggott
Josiah Moore
You seem to know a lot about mens junk. Faggot.
Jonathan Morgan
Hey user, don't be stupid, if you want a rainbow colored cum party on her face, you should let me and a few others join in! If we all cum at the same time it will be a fucking colored bukake party!
Jaxson Evans
Professional advice! DO EEEET!
Luis Ward
Medfag. Big air bubbles in the syringe will help push it onto your sack. Seriously. My brother died that way and survived so you'll be fine.
Brandon Wilson
Not sure about the rainbow effect but I'm pretty sure you will shoot a nice dark red color.
Ethan Johnson
I'm not going to pissing on her goof.
How do you know, have you done it?
Yeah, this is going to be a tough one though.
How long would the dye last in a scrotum?
ANYONE WHOS DONE THIS CAN CHIME IN PLEASE?
Brody Turner
Look up saline injections and then do that but either with different colored saline or whatever you can find as being a safe colorful alternative.
Sounds like you want glow in the dark though, don't do that.
James Robinson
The air bubbles will also add a nice popping sound when you cum. Good luck OP.
Daniel Nguyen
ITT: how to give yourself testicular cancer
Juan Gray
If you want glow in the dark baby batter then you need to get hold of some smoke detectors. Break them up and remove the Americium-241. Use this to line your underwear for al least a month. You will then be able to sploog like a motherfucking alien.
Cooper Perry
ITT: how to wish your girlfriend a happy birthday the awesome way I fixed that for ya.
Jason Foster
Yeah....and?
Joseph Carter
OP you're being trolled
I am a medical doctor with experience offering borderline unethical treatments in east europe.
I have never met anyone looking for the particular effect you are looking for but I do not recommend you try and inject yourself in this way because of the risks of tissue damage and in the worst case infection. It is unlikely a non-professional would be able to inject your vas deferens without several attempts raising the risk further.
Unless you would like to hire me then your safest option is to use a method known as pressure-backfill. For this you need to take a turkey baster, fill it with the dye of your choice, place it atop your urethra, and then *slowly* and *gently* push the dye back through your urethra into your bladder and vas deferens.
If you do this long enough it will get your the effect that you desire. Good luck!
Evan Long
OP, I'm a legitimate doctor. You can inject that ink in your testicles, don't worry. If the syringe and needle is sterile, you don't have to worry about any kind of infection. I'm sure she will like your surprise! As Nike says, just do it!
William Adams
Wise words from Dr Slav Squatter
Hunter Collins
I don't know if OP will deliver or not but this thread has reminded me of the Sup Forums of old. I'm close to tears but not as close as OP soon will be.
Ethan Robinson
On the off chance this is successful and you get to keep your nutsack. might I suggest trying again for Halloween with blood red dye so you can scare the absolute shit out of her.
Juan Perez
When you said "gf" you lost me...
Carter Long
I don't think blood red will be a problem. It will be getting it back to white that poses a challenge.
Caleb Evans
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Luke Anderson
>my sperm sacks What are you, a squid?
Nolan Gomez
I'm an octopus actually, you insensitive clod!
Isaac Flores
>My brother died that way and survived
Dominic Roberts
There's literally nothing wrong with being a squid.
Noah Rivera
>I'm not going to pissing on her
what a pointless relationship
Wyatt Thomas
I'd like to be under the sea In an FourChanner's garden in the shade He'd let us in, knows where we've been In his FourChanner's garden in the shade.
Aaron Robinson
This could be a good superhero origin story. Do it OP!
Nathan Miller
drill a hole in your head and let the sap run out
Eli Murphy
Dye your dick and balls.
Ryder Russell
Are you still here OP? Have you decided to go ahead with this cunning plan?
Christian Gray
You've actually entertained me, OP.
Levi Gutierrez
Fucking majestic idea op, wish I'd thought of it. Maybe you could get some of those glow stick things in her favourite colours. Split em open, extract the liquid and use that. Glow in the dark fetch all over her tits would make an epic pic. Make sure you post the results.
Christian Cruz
It's like the Sup Forums of old. We are just missing details of OPs trip to the ER to get his gangreenous junk sorted out.
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