Amber Heard Sues Doug Stanhope Over Johnny Depp Column on TheWrap

>Amber Heard has filed a lawsuit against Doug Stanhope over a guest column that the comic published on TheWrap on May 29, in which Stanhope said that Heard was blackmailing her husband Johnny Depp.

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Who will she sue next?

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Good god, why are beautiful and gorgeous women so toxic? What's wrong with the American mentality? Why is it so toxic and greedy?

if fap metrics were available, you'd see that the number of men fapping over Amber Heard has skyrocketed.

crazy evil women are a major turn on.

>create a system where every parallel system of value is easily converted into the monetary
>be surprised when the exchange rate of every other value plummets in relation to money

EL JUSTO JAJAJAJAJA
FORCEO MEMEO JAJAJAJAJA

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Rosie O'Donnell would've never done that to him.

she's doing this because she knows she will win, thanks to the meme courts in MemeA County.

>Who will she sue next?

Everybody that speaks out against her cuntiness.

>that pic

I'm too attractive to be posting with these kind of people.

I can confirm that.
All this might just end up being beneficial for her career.
Look at Gone Girl's ending for reference.

Post your pic, hot stuff

OK.

Based Doug

Young Steven Seagal/10

JUST

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5/10

MAXIMUM DAMAGE CONTROL

haha you googly eyed fuck

are you marty feldman's son?

amber heard getting paid all around.
will she sue Depp's family too?

Goddamn this bitch is crazy. Just move on with your life whore. It's over.

Do I have a shot with Amber Heard?

Looks like you already did.

>taking legal action against someone for saying something
I'm pretty sure that's not legal.

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Just look at those dead dead eyes

In fact, just go to instagram of any teenage starlet

Same eyes

There are no pure women left in the world, user.

I blame the internet

Amber Heard should be killed.

Doug Stanhope is supposedly a huge creep but I believe him more than anyone in Heard's camp these days.

>Team Noni

>In which Stanhope said that Heard was blackmailing her husband Johnny Depp.

He didn't though did he? He said Johnny said that.

is Doug the most based comedian?

way to waste all that beauty putting a stupid brain inside

He deserves it because it wasn't his place to speak up publicly about it.

Where'd u get that from?

>it's illegal to have a negative opinion of someone
Land of the "free" huh Americans

>saying johnny depp told him she was going to try to ruin his life is an "opinion"

>Says the euro banning anti immigrant speech

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All those hashies god dammit woman

>speaking the truth is illegal
>There are only 2 continents

If he was summoned in court, what he said would be fine, but he wasn't. This situation wasn't his business.

It's only defamation if what he said isn't true though

>stop having an opinion
Kill yourself

Why are Americans always suing each other. Why so egotistical?

She made it everyone's business by making a big public scene of this

That's a really flattering photo of Doug Stanhope. Looks like it's from 2004.

Funnily enough her doing this is just making her look even worse

Civil law works different, and also no, you cannot slander or libel people. HOWEVER, truth is a defense against libel. So it depends on whether or not he can show more evidence that she's full of shit than she can show evidence that she's not. Civil law works on a preponderance of evidence, rather than "guilty beyond a reasonable doubt." Most evidence wins.

this faggot again

how fucking triggered can you be over a spic using a meme. fucking pathetic.

he tried to warn us but we were too busy making fun of it all

She shouldve manned up and let her self be beat to a pulp by a hobo.

Nobody cares he threw a fucking phone ALLEGEDLY at her. Dumb bitch

objectively yes

Yeah I'm not sure how she intends to prove her case. All that mark shows is that she was hit by something. Unless there were witnesses, it's her word against his, and I just have this feeling Depp can summon up more people to testify on his behalf than some starlet past her prime can.

HELLO DANNY

>past her prime
you're just not ready for a gurdjieffian journey into a lovecraftian version of the kafkaesque world of aquaman

Well you can't sue for liable if what was asserted was true, therefore she was telling the truth.

It's time to back down my fellow mras. She's not going to risk perjury for this.

>Heard's attorney, Charles J. Harder, says Amber will donate all the proceeds from the suit to a domestic violence shelter in Arizona.
lmao how disgusting

Doug has always been a pretty cool guy

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What went wrong?

stanhope is one of the chillest guys alive. how is he creepy?

She's fucking beautiful though.
Since everyone bent over backwards to give her what she has wanted her entire life, it's not surprising she is a fucking cunt.
Come on Johnny, fucking PRENUP.

Also fuck her for trying to sue Doug, he is fa national treasure.

And people wonder why Leo doesn't bother with marriage.

>Good god, why are beautiful and gorgeous women so toxic?

Bad parents who don't keep their kids in check.

women who do this are 90% likely to be batshit insane

and he has no evidence of what he claims because if he did, he would have presented it.

It's NOT an "opinion" to falsely label someone as something with no evidence. You people seem to be forgetting that Amber actually has evidence.

this fucking whore spends 4x the money she earns monthly and now wants to drain depp of his money, shame on him for falling for the marriage ruse.

Holy shit can you not make that dumbass face, you're not Jim from The Office stop

Holy fuck. The editing of that piece was annoying. They really had to take out all the swear words?

Of course she did. She's a cunt. Technically it wasn't slander.

>wage war using the media
>sue when media turns on you

Fucking bitch

>Bad parents who don't keep their kids in check.

Castrated western "men" that don't keep their women in check....

holy shit your eyes look like they've been painted over your eyelids

>amber heard leaked bathroom video doing what she does best

yeah im gonna need sauce on that user

Who the fuck is Doug Stanhope, and why does he weigh in other peoples divorces?

Literally Randy Quaid

Dough Stanhope is the descendant of Bill Hicks and George Carlin. He's the only living person who walks, talks, and thinks like them.

>waste all that beauty
Beauty doesn't last unless it's who that person is
Physical beauty will fade, and fucking hell it fades

She's got nothing

Except all those students

W-whats going on here?

Patriarchy exerting monetary muscle over an innocent woman

So is she the female Bold Guy/Donald Trump?

Why are New Yorkers and Calis so thin-skinned that they sue people who talk shit about them?

>user, did I hear you talk to that lady again? What did I tell you about talking to women who aren't me?
>I don't care that she's your "mother". In my house you listen to me

Does Stanhope even have any money?

>Doug finally gets famous
>By claiming Johnny Depp did not smack around his wife while high

5 years ago I would not believe such a statement.

The what the hell is happening?

yup

I don't find her very attractive. I'm probably in the minority and it is just my personal taste in women.

100% white trash cumbucket out to make some free bucks...

>Who will she sue next?

Whoever the fuck she wants

are you surprised that she has no moral scruples? she looks up to ayn rand.

I really hope all of thise blows up in her face, what a vitriolic slag she is.

Are whores people

fuck me.

She is going to suicide before this is all over m8's.

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Fuck this bitch. Hope Doug rakes her over the coals.

He had it all. Money, fame, good looks, Winona Ryder.

AND HE THREW IT ALL AWAY FOR THIS HARLOT.

Some shredded fallen party girl with stretch marks and kids will settle for you user, don't listen to the haters

not a bright man...

she's gone too far this time

this is like napoleon marching into russia because he thinks he's hot shit for having beaten the coalition's ass

we're seeing the beginning of the end here, mark my words