Having a few problems with my finger box, anyone know anybody that can fix on the cheap for me. Much appreciated

Having a few problems with my finger box, anyone know anybody that can fix on the cheap for me. Much appreciated.

old meme
>inb4 what is a fingerbox
saged

ebin meem xD

hahah funny meme op nice

Finger boxes are fake. This thread is just a poor attempt to troll noobs into asking about finger boxes.

Just let it die.

btw, fuck you, OP!

Turns 360 degrees and leaves thread.

Why don't you just get a regular fleshlight desu? That thing is huge and clumsy.

Don't acknowledge these obvious trolls, OP. I know a guy who knows a guy who is the best mechanic in the state. He fixed mine for $24 and it had a pretty bad cross bar malfunction.

Fingerboxes are not sex toys you virgin super sperg.

Wtf. Is your dick small enough to fit into a fingerbox hole...?

My uncle works for a Fingerbox production company, and they make a lot of good models, but lately they've started going for more everyman accessible versions made from cheap plastic or polyurethane.

I saw one they made that had four fucking holes in it. Like some kind of madman will actually want that.

What is your problem, OP? I'll ask my uncle to see if it's an easy fix.

What's a fingerbox?

>newfags who got butt frustrated in previous fb threads
in case you're still not sure (in 2016) fingerboxes are a very real, if somewhat underground hobby that has been around for centuries. They only became popular in recent decades because of Ay-o and the new reddit fad of calling them "memes".

wat iz tis?

Picture related

Just sandpaper edges faggot.Ruining fingerbox liket that.. what did you do?

What is a finger box?
A finger box, though ostensibly a relatively simple device, is in fact a staggeringly complex machine comprised of several thousand finely crafted components. These are most often distributed in sets of nine, but the poor, the disenfranchised and the mentally handicapped have all been observed amusing themselves for hours at a time with just a single unit. Finger boxing (also referred to colloquially as 'fingering' and/or 'boxing') is a rapidly growing trend among teens aged 13-18. The first instance of the device, though in a cruder and less intricate form, was invented by Sir Eustace Henry Trollington more than 130 years ago in Dunbartonshire, Scotland.
A Finger box basically creates a variety of sensations by stimulating the nerves of the finger tip, though the fun was short-lived when a group vicious saboteurs started contaminating the devices with old razor-blades, broken glass and ebolavirus. Panic ensued as a result of the dismemberments, lock-jaw and in some cases, slow and inexorable deaths. This led to the inevitable banning of the devices by the UK parliament in 1919, with the rest of the developed world quickly following suit.
Although still illegal, the finger box black-market saw a boom in sales during the 1980’s and was redeveloped into its current electrical module in the mid 1990’s buy an unnamed Chinese worker. The device works on the same principles as electrical prosthetic limbs, an electrical impulse is shot up the nervous system that will make the hand think that it is feeling something; anything can be simulated such as stroking a cat or shaking a hand.
The finger box costs around $50 per box and demand outstrips supply by ten to one, with some waiting times rumoured to be up to four years. Reportedly, some fingerboxes have been sold for over $5000. I would recommend you get it appraised by some sort of antique dealer, or an expert on the subject.

>Being this blind or retarded.

See

I am 12 and what is this

Wait uou dint own a finger box?!?!

>electronic model

You're fucking disgusting if you thing those things count as a Fingerbox. The best ones are hand crafted wood, nit plastic or metal and certainly not those digital ones.

People need to fucking stop messing with classics.

>underage b&
gtfo newfag, this is a thread for fingerbox enthusiasts only.

>meme from summer 2010

Gtfo newfag

I absolutely love to finger boxes.

Hey buddy that's not my fingerbox. I agree, I prefer mahogany for its fine quality. Chill user, don't let these ignorant newfags rustle you. They wish they had fingerboxes but they can't find them because they're too stupid.

I find you just have to let the wooden ones go when they start to go on you. Though if you have an Ayo you might want to look into restoration. I've found the composite fingerboxes are where it's at. Pic related.

>butthurt fb fag that frequents Reddit or Tumblr.

Obviously a newfag

That's not for your finger, OP. It's for your penis.

Mahogany is the best quality. Both the neck of my Ibanez GRX 321 guitar and my finger box are made of mahogany. Great feeling on the fingers, really

Only newfags call newfags newfags, newfag.

>trollington
Stopped reading

These newfags are retarded

>let the wooden ones go
Are you out of your fucking mind...?

Sorry. I get pretty upset when I see people talking about those new digital abominations and plastic ones.

Most people just can't seem to appreciate what a good thing mahogany or cedar or even Birch (I have only ever seen one made from Birch) Fingerboxes are.

btfo, you wish you had a fingerbox, don't you? I'm nice and cozy over here with my modest collection. It took me about two years to find a true fingerbox retailer, but ever since I've been getting a new one every few months. You just have to know where to look.

If you oil it regularly, the wooden ones can last for years.
My grandfather gave me his fingerbox that he got in WWII and it still works like new. I've been using beeswax for the shell but I appreciate any advice as I am still new to the art of fingerboxes.

Y'know, I'm not sure about these new e-fingerboxes. Sure, they're pretty, but a 250-year-old teak fingerbox made in England, Germany or Japan will do the job just as well, and has got tons of potential for upgrading. I've got a collection of all sorts, and I must say that one of my favourites is a 170-year-old scrimshandered palm fingerbox from Rehoku which feaures part of a dendroglyph and was crafted by British sailors stuck on the island from HMS Prophetess. It's a gorgeous bit of work and is so beautiful. The overall feel is very good inside too, as it was lined with lambskin and felt. The mechanism is in tip-top condition because even though it's a wooden Heidelburg design the actual wood used is, like the case, palm and thus can be kept beautifully clean and functional with palm oil, which also brings out a lovely dark finish. It's locked with an ivory key (cut from whalebone) engraved with the intials A.E. and in a niche inside the lid is a Gold Sovreign, which I only found when examining the fingerbox just after I bought it - I was looking at the hinge and I noticed a tiny button, and click! Out it came. It's a wonderful piece of work, I had it insured for $10,000 but I think it would make several times that at auction... implying that I'd ever sell such a wonderful object, of course.

My favorite fingerbox is (I know it's cbasic) a Ayo Cedar AN-d introduction model. The whole set it kinda simple, and it's certainly not the highest quality that I own, but it holds a certain spot in my heart since it was my first set.

I like the color too. I find it to be rich and soothing. I have one box with a silent mechanism that feels great, it's solid mahogany.

What problems are you having?

Get yourself a Winchester Alpha Series Mk. VII, and then youll have a good fingerbox

No herd feelings bruh. Tbqh I'm getting upset at all the newfaggotry itt.
Why don't you newfurfags go back to the shit tier porn threads you frequent that belong on another board anyway?

>silent mechanism

I know a lot of people complain about this, but I actually kind of like the noise mine makes. It's not really loud but it lets me know that what I have is an actual mechanical device. With all the digital Fingerboxes out there nowadays, it's easy to forget the rustic feel and satisfaction that comes when you hear the thing turn over.

said the newfag

Whatever kid. Oh I'm sorry did I fucking trigger you? Were you fucking triggered you little cry baby? Fuck off. Literally saying not a fucking word to you and you're gonna fucking mute me because you have a problem with me just fucking talking shit in all chat? Honestly go fuck yourself to the highest fucking caliber you fucking asshole. So sick of little fucking bitches like you who fucking have a fucking opinion like you're fucking sitting over there like, oh I'm some fucking problem to you because I'm not even fucking saying a fucking word to you. Fuck off. Call it what you fucking asshole? Hormonal? Kid you're a fucking bullshitter. You're a fucking bullshitter. Go fuck yourself. You ain't fucking nothing. You ain't fucking anyone. You ain't got a fucking clue in your fucking head who I am or what I'm fucking about. That I'm fucking calling these fucking kids tryhards, has your fucking panties in a bunch for what? For what? For fucking what kid? Honestly I'm fucking sick of kids like you. Literally go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself and everything that you fucking stand for because I'm gonna tell you right now, you don't stand for shit kid. You don't stand for fucking shit. Please. Yeah, talk in all chat. Yeah like anybody fucking cares kid go find a fucking friend to talk to, right? Because you can't fucking talk to me, you can't fucking treat me like a fucking person. You ain't fucking real kid. You ain't fucking real. You ain't got a fucking real fucking bone in your fucking body kid. So go fucking all chat, and make some fucking friends. Alright? You can make some fucking friends because "Oh, this guy's hormonal," pffft "Uh I'm gonna mute him," pffft fuck off. You're literally a fucking cancer on this fucking world kid. Never fucking forget it.

Don't care. Finger box threads are just bait for newfags. Summers over.

>no herd feelings
>newfurfags

You repressing some closeted feelings there, friend?

I'm sorry if my preference in fingerboxes isn't quite up to your standard, but I like the classics, and that's my opinion.

did you put new batteries in it?

It's not a bad fingerbox, coupled with sentimental value I could see using only that one, but sometimes variety is nice. I'm a one box man but I see why some people use multiples. I have a few as collector's items but I only use one I've had for years now.

True, but I like the experience of activating the mechanism and hearing nothing. Almost surreal, a very cool thing actually.

wow what a huge newfag you are. which subreddit led you hear? mlp?

I wouldn't trade it for any of the high value or super antique ones some people covet. I guess I'm just more of a fan of classics, and this one gets the job done perfectly.

I have others but none will compare to this. It feels a bit like a combination of Velcro and wool, just the perfect mix of soft and rough stimulation.

Fucking morons. Fuck off with this fake ass shit. Go back to /h/fur and boipucci threads you worthless mouth breathing virgin

Is that the special rumanian edition ? I thought they were out of stock!!!

Fair enough. I mean I can understand why people want a silent mechanism, but from my personal experience, I like the noise. I get It's an unpopular opinion though, just like some people like to hear the ticking of an old mechanical clock. Same principle, I guess.

Well hold on there, I was talking about all these spergs who keep calling fingerboxes a meme. I think your choice of fingerboxes is fine user, everyone is different. You should look for a vintage acoustic fingerbox model, you'd probably like it.

said the virgin

Oh man, my bad. I misunderstood you. Sorry about that.

Non-silent, or "loud" boxes have their own appeal, it really depends on the person. I've heard some really cool sounding ones, but personally I just like the silent ones. I guess it's because I'm kind of a silent type myself, I've heard people tend to choose fingerboxes based on their personality and even character. There are a lot of myths about fingerboxes and predicting people. Very interesting stuff.

No prob bru. Seriously fuck newfags, their cancer and they're dumb posts are ruining bee

>n..no user i d-don't care
So you admit you are mad.

They're the classics for a reason you know? Some people have never even had a fingerbox. It makes me kind of sad to think some people will go their entire lives believing that fingerboxes don't exist because some moronic newfags brought their reddit memes when they immigrated here three months ago.

>I also have an uncle

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