The Arab embassador Ahmad ibn Fadlan on Vikings:
"They are the filthiest of all Allah’s creatures: they do not purify themselves after excreting or urinating or wash themselves when in a state of ritual impurity after coitus and do not even wash their hands after food."
Will Scandinavian Anons ever recover from this?
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Vikings bathed more often than the Ar*bs, though.
>Will Scandinavian Anons ever recover from this?
They're working on it. That's why they've brought in so many Muslims, so they can learn from and adopt their more civilized ways.
Vikings and Russians could've converted to Islam if arabs weren't such shitty diplomats.
>after coitus
how would he even know this?
>vikings
No
>East Slavs
Also no. They didn't like the religion because no alcohol and pork. Also, the Byzantine Empire was an important potential ally for them.
Viking pigs probably had sex in public
>
Well sadly for Ar*bs that time lasted only so long. by 1200 northern kingdoms were more civilized than muslims are now.
So, how will Islam recover from this?
By literally cucking scandinavian men in the heart of their own turf.
You folks are pretty domesticated m8. You only cook kebab for us like good slaves. I had this one t*rk neighbor even bring me food on his goodwill, lol.
So, What you gon do about your cucked countrymen who flee here to make us food?
Wtf Netherlands
by paying tax to the scandinavian government they work for and producing descendents that will eventually succumb to swedish culture?
You really think you can take over?That's very funny...
We're watching the death of islam,in about 50-100 years fossil fuels will be irrelevant and the middle east will turn into a literal desert.
He's talking about ritual purity, not hygiene. Muslims can literally have their left hand covered in shit and be considered "clean"
They are raping your women as we speak
I'd stfu if I were you
>islamic countries nearly 100%
Will kuffar cunts ever recover from this?
My gf is muslim.
But i'm working on getting her converted to the true religion.
Allahu akhbar
wat
Also from Ibn Fadlan's account:
I heard that at the deaths of their chief personages they did many things ... If he is rich, they collect his goods and divide them into three parts, one for his family, another to pay for his clothing, and a third for making intoxicating drink, which they drink until the day when his female slave will kill herself and be burned with her master.
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Meanwhile, the slave girl who gives herself to be burned with him, in these ten days drinks and indulges in pleasure; she decks her head and her person with all sorts of ornaments and fine dress and so arrayed gives herself to the men.
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The girl slave who wished to be killed went here and there and into each of their tents, and the master of each tent had sexual intercourse with her and said, "Tell your lord I have done this out of love for him."
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Thereupon the men began to strike with the sticks on the shields so that her cries could not be heard and the other slave girls would not seek to escape death with their masters. Then six men went into the pavillion and each had intercourse with the girl. Then they laid her at the side of her master; two held her feet and two her hands; the old woman known as the Angel of Death re-entered and looped a cord around her neck and gave the crossed ends to the two men for them to pull. Then she approached her with a broad-bladed dagger, which she plunged between her ribs repeatedly, and the men strangled her with the cord until she was dead.
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And actually an hour had not passed before the ship, the wood, the girl, and her master were nothing but cinders and ashes.
>islamic countries nearly 100%
Probably because their toilet is also their sink
>Hefferlands
>Shitaly
Also:
Each man has a couch on which he sits. With them are pretty slave girls destines for sale to merchants: a man will have sexual intercourse with his slave girl while his companion looks on. Sometimes whole groups will come together in this fashion, each in the presence of others. A merchant who arrives to buy a slave girl from them may have to wait and look on while a Rus completes the act of intercourse with a slave girl.
do you get a lot of stares from refugees
that is false tho
>never heard of bidet or bum sprayer
You have to be clean (physically & mentally) at all times because that's required in Islam
I love Morocco! They were the first country to recognize the US's independence! And this is their king!
>be arab
>get discovered by vikings
>be a feminine dragqueen
lmao
Propaganda probably. You literally can't trust any historical source for anything, not even just 15 years ago for particular events. Supposedly Vikings washed and groomed themselves quite often, hence the braids and other decorations.
>On the Arabs [Dashi to the Chinese], compiled from the records of Du Huang, who was a POW in the Abbasid Caliphate following the Battle of Talas.
"The Dashi (Arabs) were originally under the rule of Anxi (Persia). The men have high noses, are dark, and bearded. The women are very fair [white] and when they go out they veil the face. Five times daily they worship Tianshen [lit. Heavenly God]. They wear silver girdles, with silver knives suspended. They do not drink wine, nor use music. Their place of worship will accommodate several hundreds of people. Every seventh day the King (Caliph) sits on high, and speaks to those below saying, ' Those who are killed by the enemy will be born in heaven above; those who slay the enemy will receive happiness.' Therefore they are usually valiant fighters. Their land is sandy and stony, not fit for cultivation; so they hunt and eat flesh."
"Kufa is the place of their capital. Its men and women are attractive in appearance and large in stature. Their clothing is handsome, and their carriage and demeanor leisurely and lovely. When women go outdoors, they always cover their faces, regardless of whether they are noble or base. They pray to heaven five times a day. They eat meat [ even] when practicing abstention, [for] they believe the taking of life to be meritorious."
"The followers of the religion of the Dashi have a means to denote the degrees of family relations, but it is degenerated and they don’t bother about it. They don’t eat the meat of pigs, dogs, donkeys and horses, they don’t respect neither the king of the country, neither their parents, they don’t believe in supernatural powers, they perform sacrifice to heaven and to no one else. According their customs every seventh day is a holiday, on which no trade and no cash transactions are done, whereas when they drink alcohol, they are behaving in a ridiculous and undisciplined way during the whole day.”
Same guy as well
>I saw the Rusiyyah when they had arrived on their trading expedition and had disembarked at the River Atil. I have never seen more perfect physiques than theirs—they are like palm trees, are fair and reddish, and do not wear the qurctaq or the caftan. The man wears a cloak with which he covers one half of his body, leaving one of his arms uncovered. Every one of them carries an axe, a sword and a dagger and is never without all of that which we have mentioned. Their swords are of the Frankish variety, with broad, ridged blades. Each man, from the tip of his toes to his neck, is covered in dark-green lines, pictures and such like. Each woman has, on her breast, a small disc, tied around her neck, made of either iron, silver, copper or gold, in relation to her husband's financial and social worth. Each disc has a ring to which a dagger is attached, also lying on her breast. Around their necks they wear bands of gold and silver. Whenever a man's wealth reaches ten thousand dirhams, he has a band made for his wife; if it reaches twenty thousand dirhams, he has two bands made for her—for every ten thousand more, he gives another band to his wife. Sometimes one woman may wear many bands around her neck.
>Each man has a couch on which he sits. With them are pretty slave girls destines for sale to merchants: a man will have sexual intercourse with his slave girl while his companion looks on.
Lololol fucking nords
>65%
WHAT THE FUCK
>tfw Russia didn't chose catholicism
>tfw no legends about russian knights wrecking the muslims in the name of God
>they don’t respect neither the king of the country, neither their parents,
Curious what his defenition of respect is?
Because parents (and specially mother) are very highly honored in Islam
I think its a roughly means they hold no other entity higher than God, this includes the state and their parents. I could be wrong tho.
D-DELET THIS
Good man.
>Washing hands after food
>doesn't care if they wash it before
fucking muslims
>fuck girls
>they all quickly go clean themselfs usually
>have norwegian gf
>cum inside her
>she puts up her panties
>cum oozes from her pussy randomly
im ok with it though
Ibn Fadlan never even met any real vikings. He met balts, who got interpreted as vikings by scholars who desperately combed the classic literature for etnographic data on vikings.
absolutely disdutching