How about you stop getting high and study you dumbfuck. Pic related.
Michael Robinson
>go to work at funeral home >get a call from police dispatch >called for body removal >get there >300lb lady who has been dead for a month rotting into her couch >call for backup >everyone suits up in prophylactic gear >one guy almost pukes >finish the removal >12:00PM, time for lunch
Blake Lewis
Fucking shit. The funeral home transports the body and the police don't just drive it to you? I imagine you have to see a lot of people you really rather wouldn't
Jeremiah Barnes
Take your math classes at a CC, it's what I did all the way through diffeq's. That typically aren't that much easier, but teachers are more accessible and know your face so will subtly grade nicer.
Jonathan Anderson
>Wake up >Wash face, piss, brush teeth >Get a drink >Play ARK all day with friends
Going to bed soon for work tomorrow. Yeah it's pretty rough
Jaxson Roberts
>The funeral home transports the body and the police don't just drive it to you? The police officer sat outside the apartment room and all the way down the hallway. Police don't do shit, not their job. It's the funeral home staff that do the actual removal. The damn coroner didn't even show up on scene, that's technically his job but doctors can do what they want apparently.
Scenes like these don't happen often but when they do they fucking suck.
Woke up at work at my in camp job in the middle of the forest. Fixed one alarm. Watched season 2 of Mr Robot. Still going on that.
Matthew Harris
>you're smart but not smart enough for calculus 2 HAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAGAGAGSFAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
Jaxon Carter
It was flattened into something that could be more accurately described as a board of plywood
Matthew Ramirez
Sold on craigslist
Luke Gonzalez
it's barely mid september and you've dropped already? You're pathetic a la mode and need to reconsider your educational endeavor. Just work for a restaurant and save to start a small business or something.
Andrew Peterson
I fell into nettles and got stang all over :(
Evan Stewart
skinned and butchered 5 antelope and 4 elk. mfw i cant bend my fingers
David Diaz
>you're smart but not smart enough for calculus 2 >business engineering
Asher White
Land lord's issue. We don't clean up the scene thankfully. There are hazard cleanup companies you can call to do that job. We had one person come in and complain they were charged $6,000 for biohazard cleanup of an apartment after their father rotted away in it. I guess the landlord decided to invoice the estate for damages. Not entirely sure they can legally do that.
Matthew Moore
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Aaron Young
Yeah it was pretty shit.
>Went to work and did nothing except a maxi-prep
>Got an interview for a job
>Ate two bomb BLTs I made for lunch
>came home to see my package had arrived
>gonna go off and see a friend before my last day at work tomorrow
fuck you OP. Stop smoking weed and get your shit together.
David Butler
>awake for 3 days
>take a nap for 3 hours and wake up around 8 am
>redose meth
>bang a quarter gram and smoke a quarter gram over the next two hours
>car has a destroyed tire somehow. Drove my minivan to get a new tire
>have to go to bank to withdraw enough money because card reader is down at mechanics
>buy tire, go home and put it on car
>daughter comes over to visit me. She is pregnant apparently
>once she leaves I go buy more meth
>get on Sup Forums and pretend to be a bing representative/shill in a thread about some guy with a second asshole
>go have sex with my ex wife. Smoke meth with her sister
>on Sup Forums in a school parking lot
>contemplating suicide.
Lucas Mitchell
Had to learn about monads in philosophy course today. Leibniz thought that time and space are just facets of our limited minds. Realize my philosophy major will never allow me to explore the universe or be a doctor like my father was.
Got ticket to Trump rally coming to my university.
Benjamin Jackson
>get called into union job >starts at 19.44 >remember going to work with friends to work >they thinking it's funny that I don't do drugs and wanna be clean for jobs >They hot box the truck on our way home >only one to put window down so guess where the smokes going >homies smoking crystal meth now , how boxing everywhere he goes >like a dumbass I walk into the bathroom afterwards and his truck and start feeling wired >know I won't pass drug test , use synthetic urine doesn't work >lost job chance which was 5 mins away......
Wyatt Moore
That's a pretty shit life
>What a journey
Hunter Moore
Just got dumped by my girlfriend of 2 years under her "guise" of "My parents want me to date in my culture."
But I've had so many problems this last year and stuff that I'm sure she just lost interest in me and was waiting for the right opportunity to bail out. I think she just felt sorry for me. I finally coaxed it out of her last tuesday and I've been a pathetic piece of crap every since. It sucks though because I honestly for two seconds (well two years worth) thought we had something going. But then I forgot what a piece of shit I really am and I think she finally realized it, probably really early on but didn't have the common decency to end it sooner (her only fault).
In the mean time, I found out she's going to start dating a guy that her "parents wanted her to date in the first place," probably some alpha (from her church no less), that she swore meant nothing but I kinda knew it in the back of my mind otherwise.
I've been having some pretty bad days the last few days though on top of coming to terms with just that alone.
>I'm late for work because of my damn work badge got left in my gym bag. (No lie that gym bag's real even though I'm still a fat fucker.
>All of my work comprised of people nagging me for paperwork issues that they caused but insisted that was my fault.
>I keep thinking about stuff with my ex and I don't know how to shake it.
Now on top of all that I'm not sure where I'll be living in the next month. My apartment lease is up in October 1st and I am without backup.
I could move into a studio apartment downstairs (efficiency more like it), but I kinda don't want to live alone right now. That and it costs like an extra 200 bucks that I don't really have the luxury of just dropping.
People usually don't reply to my posts or anything on here but figured I'd at least let some anons whisk past it and I'll pretend someone's read it and cares.
Liam Ward
Some shit is too ridiculous to make up. An internet to you.
Stay away from my children
Christian Wood
bing part lit
Leo Perez
Doesn't matter, had sex
Charles Powell
i read and sympathize. nothing useful to add, but know that it was read.
Charles Parker
this?
Blake Johnson
i kinda want to yell at you for probably being a lucky white guy that gets to fuck asian chicks, and to tell you to stop being a little bitch about living alone, but at the same time i feel for you.
do you make enough money to be able to live alone? is it a matter of taking on more hours or are you not making enough?
stop the pity party about your ex and being a piece of shit etc, and focus on yourself and the real shit like living alone.
keep exercising, eat well, do shit that you enjoy, forget about women for a while(unless you can easily pull a new one), and shit will get better
who cares about the idiot normies at your job and what they have to say
also fuck you, lucky white boy.
Easton Sanchez
I like to singa, about the moona and the junea, and springa.
Lincoln Hughes
Ayyy
Joshua Wright
yesterday >living abroad >after years I am moving back home at the end of month >on my summer holiday I got together with the girl I considered the love of my life and soulmate >got that going >love, proper >she visited me here >she is waiting for me 2months time >we talked everys day, skype etc >for the past two weeks she is suspiciously silent >she said she can't love me the way I love her, she won't be able to do this with me >I was still at work >night shift >cant eat >cant sleep my soul has been robbed. I am empty. help me, Sup Forums
Dylan Taylor
Just, quit the meth. What is bang a gram?
Andrew Perez
they heat it up so much that it pops, like rock candy
Levi Cooper
Dude, quit your friends. Not homies.
Benjamin Phillips
Never, ever say that kind of shit again you autistic cunt
Nathaniel Taylor
It'll get better it just takes time. Especially that shit with the ex.
I put myself in a bad situation where I got close to a coworker and then we brokeup. Now I have to see her almost every day(going to be even more often) at work until one of the two of us leave it and we don't see each other anymore. I plan on being there another 2 years so it'll be awhile.
>Don't get involved with people at work
Carson Martinez
It hurts a lot. You'll feel like shit for a while. Other girls will come and go. There's nothing wrong with them but you wont click with them like you did with her. Months and years will pass and you'll wonder if you'll ever find someone like her again.
Meanwhile she's taking a different dick every month.
Evan Morris
it's just a woman jesus fuck
Ethan Murphy
Jealous Sally over here.
Noah Ross
beat me to it
Levi Jones
hey fag. I did this in college. my life turned out fine. I make like $40k a year, even more since I live with my parents so massively save on rent. I'm 37 and life is great. Don't worry about college it really doesn't matter LIFE EXPERIENCE is what makes it kid.
Grayson Gutierrez
hell yeah, i want to be all up in wing wang chang's tight asian cooter
but instead they go for sad white boys that probably look like
Dominic Jackson
yeah > love of my life and soulmate > love, proper kek
Robert Richardson
>soulmate
oh fuck off, there is no such thing. She's a girl. Fucked some shit over summer holiday, think you are in love.
goddamn I hate this time of the year
Lincoln Sanders
Ohh! The more you know.
Landon Hughes
post pics, fuck ex's sister, jizz on daughters ultrasound.
there, fixed everything for you
Alexander Turner
Stop with the QQ. Yeah, it was a shitty day, but also, shouldn't have gotten stoned dude. Save it for weekends if you can't handle it. Yeah Calc sucks, and I guess they're gonna say that to you (don't know where the fuck you go that considers calc II "lower level").
And you're gonna be working shit jobs for a while; get used to it. You said business engineering, but there's still a chance you'll have to bullshit it up at a shit job when you graduate.
I'm sorry if I seem not so empathetic, but honestly make the best of what you got, cause it's gonna be down hill for a while after you graduate.
Nathaniel Ward
injected / bang / slammed
Blake Harris
I woke up this morning to a friend sending me a link to my girlfriends dating profile offering hooker services, a thread on here with her nudes, and a phone call to let me know my uncle died.
Your shit day in college ain't shit cunt.
Lucas Anderson
Happened to me twice. I am not a smart man.
Henry Turner
North Dakota isn't the midwest
Matthew Watson
Fucking hell, college is about paying dues, not vacationing from high school. Grow the fuck up, do your work, and spend the rest of your life making more money than the lazy fucks who didn't attend an institute of higher learning. Everything that happens to you is your own.
Austin Watson
sorry, wrong shithole. What do you do for a living?
Asher Williams
>based fisheries major here Played with fish inna river for for about 6 hours. >you faggots will never know this level of happiness.
Samuel Baker
Reading this thread.. While driving .. Crash .. Damn you op
Jose Richardson
software engineer
Kayden Myers
without college, that is pretty impressive. Normaly to into those jobs you need some sort of secondary education. at least to get to the $80k+ jobs
Lucas Russell
Yeah what Ima have to do , just never wanted to show or make seem like my shit don't stink. Luckily I called later for another job tomorrow , same money , just 50 mins away....
James Morgan
This shit getting you hot?
Wyatt Gonzalez
As long as you're happy. I don't make 120k, but as a workaholic I do miss on some of the finer moments in life.
Michael Cook
Thanks for the sympathy dude. I think just konwing someone read it was good enough to sustain me.
David Hill
This
Levi Gonzalez
Lol I'm not white. I'm actually a Guatemalan, I guess she said she didn't care for the way men in her culture acted.
I guess I can see how I started acting like them after some bad shit with my family went down this year (my family straight up disowned me for basically dating her cause they're super conservative right wingers and she's and her family weren't).
I let way too much shit slip through and now here I am. I really lost myself and thought I could open up to her a bit more (maybe too much though guys it wasn't just talking) but I got moody too and I know she didn't like it... I do get what you're saying and I will take your advice. But you know how it is, that doesn't stop me from feeling like shit NOW.... haha
Kayden Cook
Don't worry it's the meth. How are the shadow people treating you?
David Jenkins
Yeah I always was told to stay away from that shit. Thanks for the replay btw, Sorry to hear about your break up dude. That's rough, I couldn't imagine working with my ex (i was literally 3 days away from moving down to see her I was supposed to be there this week cause she said we were gonna work some stuff out but I guess she and I were kinda leading me on. It was a bunch of bullshit).
Either way stay strong, I know I got to too dude...
Eli Green
I don't think you can tell people what to do when you're a fucking junkie man. Get your fucking act together you piece of shit.
Joseph Green
Where were you abroad? Where from?
Joshua Gomez
Sounds a little familiar, but when I was dumped she said >feels like we're going nowhere She didn't want to do anything, or make an attempt. Stopped wearing decent clothing and dressed like trailer trash.
She didn't do anything spectacular after, except suck me back into her world every 2 or so years.
Found pics of her once on here and was a little confused. Apparently someone >made her feel pretty, and wanted.
Who the fuck knows with some of them. They don't know what they want. I wanted her, I wanted to be places with her - she wanted to live in a cave and hide from the world. Now her shit is all over the Internet.
Youre not alone user.
Kayden Wilson
I'm just saying cause life has a lot of variables that are out of iur control. Those are the little things we can do to improve our chances. Good luck fag.
Josiah Garcia
what's your worst find,bre? water corpse? tell us about your worst/most foul experience
Matthew Gutierrez
Appreciate it queer.
Mason Gonzalez
Been fucking my best friend for a while. I love her, she claims to love me but refuses to stop sleeping with other guys. I feel like a worthless cuck because I'm sitting here and don't know what the fuck to do about it. I know i need to end it now, but I've never had better sex, and I'm delusional if i think that i can end the sexual part of our relationship without it affecting our friendship, but i genuinely don't know what i would do without her. She's my world and i hate myself more and more each day for it, not to mention that she is the first girl in 3 years that I've tried to get close to, ever since my last girlfriend tried to kill herself because of me. Can't even sleep around like she does because it feels wrong being with anyone but her, turned down 7 offers so far including 2 threesomes (Not trying to brag, honestly not that attractive or anything, just trying to give perspective). Been threatened to be fired twice in the last week from my shitty ass waiter job, only makes me feel like more of a piece of shit. My mother is threatening to kick me out of my house (18, just graduated) and my other best friend who is supposed to be my roommate is hard core dragging his feet on the whole apartment thing. Only thing that has ever successfully numbed the pain is drugs and i can't even do that because I'm worthless degenerate who is on probation. I won't an hero but sometimes it seems like the best option by far. >TLDR: my life seems kinda shitty right now even though it's probably not >go back and read my whinings about the girl Can you Sup Forumsros give me some advice on the whole girl thing? I'm kinda just stuck in a rut of wanting to man the fuck up but too scared to lose her.
Pic related. It's me and her
Julian Thomas
Check your fucking privelidge you collosal faggot. >Uni >Car >Money to spare >Close Family
What are you crying about you faggot? Maybe it's because you're a faggot?
Oliver Moore
i'd tell you to quit the meth shit, but we'll probably only get the usual "i can quit.i'm not addicted" kinda of shit answer. it's always the with meth rats.they lie to themselves and everyone else. meth is just a big no no
Tyler Williams
Worst part is still having to see them even after shit is over with. I'm not a person that prefers to see my exs/talk to them at all anymore if I can help it. I never did it before and I tried it out to see how it was and it wasn't all that great. It wouldn't be bad if we continued to have some kind of sexual relationship since we would have to talk/get along but she called that off after the first time. Now it's just this general awkwardness that I feel and having to be around her stupid ass. Our shift changes are half a year increments so it'll be awhile,
Samuel Perez
if they're getting into meth,it's over. just get away and find yourself some new friends. it will only get worse
Adrian Jenkins
Fuuuucckkk, I had a girl attempt suicide while we were dating. Having her blame it on me, mindfuck. Dude, that aint your fault, even if you were all fucked up, unless you gave her aids or something like that.
Alexander Bennett
I hope you're serious because I posted this while driving
Cooper Martinez
I bet the couch is in some dorm room right now with a blanket on it.
Landon Wright
>i think i got my gf prego im 20 and i came too fast decided to not use protection cuz im an idiot i dont think i came enough in her im fucked boys kill me she doesnt like abortions
Daniel Hernandez
you sound like you have a personality disorder or something. did the thought of you being the problem ever cross your mind?
Christopher Phillips
I read it. I cared.
David Peterson
What a coincidence I'd see this thread today of all days...
>Work construction >Wake up at 6 to go to work >I feel a fever coming on >See dude on side of road pushing his car by himself >Help him >Get to work 10 mins late because of this >Get yelled at >Get sent to clean a job >2 story house, need to scrape the floors and sweep all of the plaster dust >Don't have a mask, oh well >Inhale a shitload of dust, makes my fever feel worse >End up going out on balcony because I'm coughing too much >Cough so hard, I throw up >Clean that up >Halfway through job, boss says I need to go to a different job to chip walls with a jackhammer >Get a flat tire on the way >Change it >Boss angry when I get to the job, but calms down after I explain >Fever still getting worse >Forgot my cooler at last job >Almost 100 degrees outside (South FL, humid as fuck) >Oh well, start chipping away >Blisters on my hands >When I finally finish, boss calls me and tells me to pick up the planks the asshole painters are using >They stole them from a different job, and I can see they have our name on them >Start loading them into my truck >2 of the painters come around the house and start accusing me of stealing their planks >Get into a shouting match with them for 5 mins >Show them my company's name on the planks >They shut up instantly and return to the back of the house while still talking shit >Blood is boiling, both because of anger and fever >Get back to office, unload planks, compressor, all other tools etc. >Knock-off time, leave for the other job to pick up the cooler I forgot >It's gone >Fuck it, drive home >Take shower >Take temperature >102.3 >Sit at computer to play Black Desert Online >Was training my horse AFK while I was at work to level it up >Horse is dead, I have no idea why >Close game, curse god >Come on Sup Forums >Shitpost
There ya go. Still probably going into work tomorrow, even though it's probably going to kill me...
Nathaniel Kelly
You'll be okay, OP.
Charles Martinez
I know what you mean OP
My day kind of sucked too. Woke up with my GF blowing me, then when she went to make me breakfast, tells me there's no fucking milk for my coffee!
Sucks to be me man
Christian Hernandez
you are stupid and you are fucked. all you can do is pray to the flying spaghetti monster,you stupid fuck
Jacob White
Yeah my ex texted me the other day just saying she was "praying for me and good morning." and I noped the fuck outta there.
I'm sorry but I can't do the "friend thing" especially after she was probably my closest sexual experience I've had ever.
(We didn't have full on sex but we got close).
She's acting like "Oh you can still be my friend," and I think it's kinda disrespectful. I think she's just trying to keep me around just to torture me for some reason (probably for our one argument we had before our break which turned into a b reak up).
Back to you though dude, like I s aid I can't imagine having to WORK with my Ex, my goodness dude I'd be miserable as fuck.
I wouldn't bank on the sexual realtionship part unless you could really distance yourself from the 'emotional' part of it. I mean I guess I'm kinda a little bitch with that sort of stuff so if you can do it that's cool.
I really don't know if there's any way you could stomach that. I hope for your sake she doesn't start parading around a new bf/lover etc man. I don't wanna rub it in or anything but man that's gotta be rough.
Kevin Lewis
You don't have sauce for that, do you?
Leo Barnes
>>life turned out fine >>make 40k a year >> live with my parents >>life is great Lmao
Brandon Wright
just kill yourself faggot
Easton Richardson
You gotta put the awkwardness aside and just do your job. No excuses fag. One of my work exes sat next to me. Did my job, felt shitty...but did my job.
Aiden Brown
Fucking rednecks Kill yourself, her, and the baby to make sure
Asher Ortiz
What is it then? What was in the deleted post?
Gavin Adams
your hand is not a person user
Cooper Richardson
We had been together for a while. Closer to her than i had ever been to another person. She goes to france for the summer, comes back and things are different, she ends it, fucks some dude from Her biotech class. We eventually get back together and i cheat on her with a girl from my nursing class. Then she tried to kill herself. Even if it wasn't my fault, it's not like i can act like i had no part in it.
Jayden Johnson
>jizz on daughters ultrasound. cawk tribute thread for this!
Jace Hernandez
Not everyone is in the same boat. I live with my dad because he can't afford to live alone. But 40K a year is definitely nothing for him to be happy about, I make about that and am 26 and still in school.