YLYL greentext edition

>YLYL greentext edition

>be today
>some retard posts an unfunny greentext for YLYL
>didn't laugh

great contribution dickface.

>today
>unfunny fag tries to roast op
>still didn't laugh

You're both nigger faggots.

oh mine, im feeling so sad after this amazing roast

>today
>unfunny fag tries to roast unfunny fag who tried to roast op
>didnt laugh

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

Gtfo Nathan.

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>nobody cares how much seminal fluid you have on your cinder block boxes
i personally think that should be a banner of some sorts

Please stop. Please.

No one gives a fuck what you think

fair enough

Kek

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I've been waiting for the thread all day.

this killed me like the post did above this one

FUCKING TOP KEK IM CRYING

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How did you know? Is this Jeff?

No, this is Patrick.

Just fuck already.

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But then who is phone?

topkek my sides

>my guts are yelling in German.

Oh my god.

>be today
>excited to see greentext
>just some autist bullshit
>time for something a bit more interesting
>fappinhard.ogg
>come back
>still some autist bullshit
>mfw when my greentext was gayer than the OP
>mfw I'm the robot and you guys are the cucks
>mfw I realize i should get a job instead of sitting on my mom's computer
>mfw I realize a computer can look at porn
>ragefap.ogg
>mfw I realize my greentext turned into more than I bargained for
>mfw when I realized I used to believe i was going to be someone in life

>> and man door hand hook car door

almost lost it

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ill dump a few

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Imma dump the ones I have.

kek'd. Thought it was just me.

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would this work?

bump

you can try it

I haven't laughed like this for a while

Lmao DAMMMINTT MONSTA

In a sense it would. 50 cents told his friend to shoot him 8 times to gain street notoriety. Street.

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auehuaehuaheu fucking lost m8

more dovahkiin shit pls

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my favorite one

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meant to post this one

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im fucking dying right now

kek

What

quality Sup Forumsanter

Brilliant

I don't get it

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too young for dmx underage b&?

Not that guy, but I don't listen to shitty underaged Linkin Park-esque rap

Not green text but idgaf

Lost holy fuck

not even close
hand will clench
and you'd need a fucktonne of helium
and the backfire would likely fuck up the balloons anyway

only one way to find out, why not give it a try

Wartime puns are the best.

>the backfire
The what?

kek

>i love you sweaty

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Obligatory post

I was in that thread. God fucking damn it, I've been coming here that long?

remember when these were actually funny

Wow, something actually worth the read

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10/10