What are your fetishes Sup Forums?

What are your fetishes Sup Forums?

Petgirls

I want to be impregnated by a big black man as my racist father watches on. Then when the baby comes, he's not even half white, half black. He's a full black baby.

A domination fetish in general or must they be like this?

1. How old are you?
2. Would Spanish work instead?

Girls contemplating dog knees

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Nah, i hate beaners

Cuckold.

Feet

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If by Spanish you mean the blackest of sub saharan african, then yes.

faggot

Generally dominant. But i prefer this.

Enjoy your ban

your mother

checked

Anal and pegging. No homo.

You must be bummed about berny dropping out

Insects crawling all over me as I wank. Or insects crawling all over someone else as I wank over them. Preferably small spiders.

Canadian, so couldn't care less.

thats a fucking nightmare for me.
You must have to spend a shitload of time organising before masterbating.

Skinny girls in tight jeans

>Cuck
>Canada

Kek. I should have known that

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I'm an entomologist so quite easy for me. I'm not sick though, only adult insects - no babies.

>No babies
>just cums on adult insects

never change you magnificant bastard.

Pretty broad but Asian women.
Chinese and Japanese the most out of them all though.

I fucking love public stuff.

I dont really consider it a fetish, but I fuck mares and dogs all the time.

That's pretty not normal, so yeah, you should consider it a fetish friendo.

Naw, it's actually more normal then you think.
Like, probably more common then being gay or lez.
It's just hidden more for legal reasons.

spiders are arachnids you underage b&

I love to masturbate at concerts, get close to the front and rub and spunk on some unsuspecting lady then move on. No one has caught me yet. It's also fun to do at political rallies, festivals, protests and when police hold a media event with the parents of a missing child looking for any witnesses/help.

You're sick bro. How would you like if you got spunked on faggot.. Oh wait you probably would like it

Really casual sex/sexual activity

Masterbating in bedroom and just casually walking over to my gf whos watching tv and cumming in her mouth

Handjobs at the dinner table
Getting a blowjob while cooking dinner
Gf jacking me off, while i play video games

As soon as we come home she strips off, watching her just do normal household shit totally naked is great.

Zzzzzz...

White male cuckfags can't get pregnant.

A woman with as much physical resemblance to me as possible will be selected to carry my child. Several of her eggs will be fertilized with my sperm, and each embryo is then studied in order to find a female me. A female embryo is then implanted in her womb and she will give birth to my daughter, who shares 50% of her genetic makeup with me.
Once my daughter reaches breeding age at 13, she will also be made pregnant with my sperm. She will give birth to my granddaughter, who will be 75% me. Once my granddaughter is 13 (this is 28 years after the first conception), she will be made pregnant and the offspring will be 87.5% me. Repeat this far some decades.
Eventually, 85 years after the first conception, my grand-grand-grand-grand-grand granddaughter will be born, sharing 99% of her genes with me. Once she reaches the age of 22, I will be awakened from my cryogenic sleep. I will then be able to have sex with a female version of myself.

pubic nudity

That sounds pretty fuckin great to me

Neat.

Not even looking at her... this has to be Germany

I like to get a couple of Romanian rent boys and pretend to be an industrial washing machine salesmen call Jim. Poppers are a must.

My gf isn't really into this, but we took a break a couple years ago and she moved out. She started staying over again before long, and going through her texts i found out she fucked some guy she met on tinder a few times and she was talking about how she would like him to cum inside her. We got back together, she moved back in, and I told her I knew about it, she got defensive on how we were split up at the time but I told her it turned me on and I said I've always wanted to watch her. She actually called the guy over and let me hide in the closet and watch through the removed doorknob. It was a bit vanilla, she didn't suck him or get on top, but he made her cum and shot his load inside her. If you want cuckolded, have the balls to ask your gf and she might do it. She fucked me like crazy afterward with his cum still inside me. She hasn't fucked anyone else, says im better than anyone she's fucked, but I really wish she could find a guy she would enjoy fucking regularly and have me watch. Once wasn't enough.

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is this pasta? this is pretty great

That's a fantasy, not a fetish. Good idea though.

just public nudity or exhibitionist's who do sexual acts in public

>garbage over flowing
>people look like the walking dead
must be Germany

>with his cum still inside me
???
did you scoop it out of her and shove it up your arse? or swallow it?

I wanna drink a girls pee right from the source. Haven't been able to convince one to do it yet, but I've been close.

I enjoy pissing on girls as well as getting pissed on, getting pegged, giving and receiving rim jobs, getting slapped in the face, choking the girl, rape fantasies, having her grind on my face, having her spit in my mouth

Idk if most of these are out of the ordinary but there they are. On my bucket list is having a girl peg me while another rides my dick

Asians. Particularly from the pacific island regions even though they talk like chickens.

Germanistan

Are you sure you don't just want to fuck a chicken?

Lay back and don't you cry, if an egg can fit in there then why can't I?

I'm the user that posted below you. It turns me on so much but grosses me out at the same time. I fucking love it. Keep trying, Sup Forumsro

Dat b8

I've seen several videos. it fits.
Looks disgusting though, but I dont like birds.

I've been told that if she drinks a lot of water, the pee actually dilutes to the level it's almost just warm water coming out of her pussy. That shouldn't be gross at all, but sexy instead.

Fucking gross man. I met an old gay porn star when I lived in London who liked to brag about all the fucked up stuff he's done and one of those things was shagging chickens.

Such a beautiful Haiku. And if an egg is in there as you start to fuck, you can crack it inside and use the scrambled embryo as lube.

Eh yeah but I like it to not be too diluted. I want to taste and smell the piss

That would get sticky and counter productive real quick

a feet fetish especially when the girl is wearing jeans

Good point. Just choke the chicken instead.

I'll just go with animals big enough to handle me, like mares and dogs.

I've got a fetish for fucking homeless people, really smelly and unhygienic homeless people. Male or female, it doesn't matter. It's dirt cheap as well. Some will do it for a cheap sandwich.

I love getting my ass fisted. I'm lucky my gf is a total freak and is down with it...

Just sayin, if you didn't want to be grossed out.

Jeez, your ass must whistle when it's a windy day.

I had lots of gangbang and dp fantasies with my ex. Messed my head up because it seams to be all I can get off on now. We used to fuck outside and she would make lots of noise hoping that people would see and hear her.

Nope. The same as it ever was. Been doing it for years, every Friday...

how do you not get caught?

Fisting Friday. Followed by Scat Sat? son on Sun? etc...

son?..

That's exactly what we call it. No scat though. Our asses are clean.

Ass Smelling. Licking sweaty ass, pussy and armpits. Face sitting with asshole on nose. Recently been fantasizing about having a chick sit on my face and fart a few times. Preferably the silent kind. Could only do that IRL with very few chicks.

Your asses would be clean after a big ol' fisting session. You must go through a lot of lube! Must be fucking intense. I think I'd cry if a fist was pumping in and out of my delicate butthole!

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You might prefer a silent one but you'll probably get a big rippling wet one with a bit of jobby juice spraying on your face.

You can order that stuff on Amazon. I blow cum everywhere. She gets a fisting, too. Not in the ass though. Not yet...

That would be fine, just would prefer silent. Plus forgot to mention I'd like them to be wearing leggings so no juice on my face.

Leg lock, kissing, hugging, intamacy

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Missionary, too?
Pervert

I'm really into black girls if that counts

she'll probably pass out when you get to the double fisting.
If you're ever gonna propose to her then shove the wedding ring right up your arse so when she thrusts her fist up you she knocks against the foreign object then gets a big surprise (a proposal, not a mass of shit on her).

Necro

is that that faggot cukland actor who's brain is the same sized as a monkey?

are you an old jew record producer?

vulgar as fuck!

I also like masturbation and feet

You have a fetish for the rapper Necro? weird.

Fetish group

what's it about feet? I don't get it.

I'll keep that in mind...

Spanking

no, I'm a young, white, night shift janitor

I like to dress up as a priest and get my girlfriend to dress up as a choir boy.

I don't like real ones, actually, just drawn. Not sure why