ITT: we are in the North tower on the morning of September 11 2001. Act normal in the office

ITT: we are in the North tower on the morning of September 11 2001. Act normal in the office.

Plane hits when someone gets trips or higher

What's up guys? Get that paper done today?

Anyone know how to unjam a printer?

I'll be right back guys. I forgot the donuts.

Alright, stay safe. Grab me a chocolate

So how's the manipulation of the Japanese Yen going?

Joe's stuck in traffic. ETA 9.

Man, what a nice view up here.

Pretty good, it'll be covered at tomorrow's business meeting

Sure is, were so high up it's like planes could pass by

Dieeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

Anyone want coffee?

Tom wants that report by tomorrow.

Damn it, that autistic child got past security again.

So is billy, late as always

Johnson says he really needs that report, can you shoot it over when you get a chance?

Hello! I'm just a friendly Muslim who you Americans have no reason to hate!

Did you guys get that memo about the tps reports?

i was sick and still came here today

You dont see many Muslims around. Good to finally meet you!

Welcome! I can't wait to integrate you along with us!

welcome!

Anyone hear about what's happening down in the Middle East?

I'll aut your tistic infidel. JIHAD!!

im gonna go to starbucks. anyone want anything? its a few blocks away so it may take a few, with the elavator ride down and all

To whomever keeps leaving the toilet paper behind the seat, that's really unsanitary and disrespectful to our cleaning staff. Please pick up after yourselves.

Come on Tod, you're going to get everyone else sick. If you feel sick just stay home. You still have all of your sick time from last year

Allah ackbar

Calm down there Steven! Mullins would never harm us

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wow that plane was really close to hitting us!

just ask for a charger on ur way

So glad my desk is near the window :)

I feel sick, might leave work early

Man, George bush is just fantastic.

Gosh these planes are flying low today

Sharyn get tod in here

I'm just saying.. I know a lot of good artists they woukd have been offended.. But you're right.. Its just these damn t.p.s. reports im always behind on them.. Sorry mullins.

That one was close

My life sucks. My wife is cheating, my kids hate me... all I do is work. I wish something would happen to just kill us all.

What should I do with this American Airlines voucher?

My friend slept in today and works on 101st floor, dumbass lives 30 minutes away and gonna get his ass fired

I heard that he is reading to elementary school kids today. What a good guy!

Need to go home. It's my sons bar mitzvah. Can you cover me?

Hmm I wonder how many steel beams there are in these towers

Hey guys, it's me Joe... I said I was going to be late but I made it on time.

Allan, call on line two. Allan, call on line two.

He's visiting a school today & will read to the kiddies. They'll get a kick out of that.

Hey user, pull my finger!

sure bob as u say i will stay in the bathroom for the rest of the day

Allah is the one true God.

Osama Bin Laden is the Santa Claus of Muslims

I wish I called off today.

John printed my paper to food 101 what an asshole. Gonna grab it watch my coffee

We're out of coffee. Need that sweet bean

Sure thing! Ill need you to cover for me on monday, my son has a soccer game

420 Get

Allahu Akbar!!!!

ah, what a lovely day...if only I could get some fresh air all the way up here

For fucks sake, Windows 98 won't recognize my Jazz drive. Blue screened again.

Damn I missed my flight

ALLAHU SNACKBAR!!!!!!

Did you guys hear that noise?

OH SHIT WHAT IS THAT

ALLAHU AKBAR

*CRASH*
What the heck was that??

Hey guys, look at that airplane, it's pretty low!

hahaha. Never liked that dick head. Karma is a bitch.

Allahu akbar

Can't wait to fuck that new secretary

Shits going down!

These beans were a steal, they practically melt in your mouth!

Is that a MISSILE?!?

Fuck muslims

OH FUCK, I DIDN'T WANT FRESH AIR LIKE THAT

OP Here, next trips or higher is when south tower gets hit (We still in North WTC)

THE FUCK? IS GOING ON

Holy fucking shit, I just heard thermite go off!

WTF A PLANE JUST HIT THE TOWER

So what is the issue you are having with your computer?

EVERY BODY CALM DAWN STOP TALKING AND GET BACK TO WORK

COME ON WE HAVE A JOB TO FINISH

Oh man. Stayed up playing my PlayStation last night. Thought I was gonna be late this morning. Thank god I'm here early!

JET FUEL CANT MELT STEEL BEAMS WERE SAFE!

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT THING?????

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!

We all do user

bush did this

Just my fucking luck.

Morning everyone. Got those quarterly reports ready?

IT'S OKAY GUYS, ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS!!

God look how high up we are, human architecture has come such a long way! I mean look at planes!

SHIT DID A PLANE JUST FLY INTO US?

Are those explosives on the steel beams?

OH GOD, THE DONUTS!!!

It's probably An accident stay calm. At least the other tower is fine

Man I am,just obsessed with this Chandra Levy case! Anyone else?

Fuckin finally they fixed the subzero A/C, a little too hot though

I have a solution!

AHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE I BETTER GO CHECK IT OU-
NOPE FUCK THIS SHIT NOWS A GOOD TIME TO FINALLY AN HERO LIKE IVE BEEN WANTING TO DO

If I don't make it user, tell Julia I love her