I've been getting tired of SEETHING so much over the last week.
Swimming: Men's 10km open water marathon - Kane Radford, 12am MEDAL CHANCE (with invisible flippers) Athletics: Women's 5000m round 1, Nikki Hamblin, Lucy Oliver, 12.30am Kayak: Women's K1 200m final - Lisa Carrington, 12.40am GOLD MEDAL CHANCE Athletics: Women's pole vault qualifying - Eliza McCartney, 12.45am Cycling: Track - Men's Keirin first round, second round and finals (if qualified) - Eddie Dawkins, Sam Webster, from 1.18am MEDAL CHANCE Athletics: Men's 1500m round 1 - Julian Matthews, Hamish Carson, Nick Willis, 1.30am Cycling: Track - Women's omnium - 500m time trial 1.57am, flying lap 250m time trial 7.10am, 25km points race 8.05am - Lauren Ellis MEDAL CHANCE Sailing: Men's 49er - Peter Burling and Blair Tuke, Race 10 4.05am, Race 11 5.05am, Race 12 6.05am. Sailing: Men's 470 - Paul Snow-Hansen and Daniel Willcox, Race 8, 4.05am, Race 9 4.35am, Race 10 5.05am. Sailing: Women's 49er FX - Alexandra Maloney and Molly Meech, Race 10 4.05am, Race 11 4.35am, Race 12 5.05am. Sailing: Women's 470 - Jo Aleh and Polly Powrie, Race 8 4.15am, Race 9 4.35am, Race 10 5.05am. Sailing: Laser men's medal race - Sam Meech, 4.50am MEDAL CHANCE Sailing: Finn class medal race, Josh Junior, 5.35am Sailing: Nacra - Gemma Jones and Jason Saunders, medal race, 6.20am MEDAL CHANCE Golf: Women's individual stroke play - Lydia Ko, 10.30pm
and what exactly is german cuisine? big, black syrian and iraqi cocks?
Cooper Sullivan
Well we will most likely be getting 4 golds today so GB goldrush is all but confirmed.
NZ are probably destined for a couple more 4th places tbqh
Jaxson Williams
>implying you wouldn't
Landon Rodriguez
Fuck off minor shitain, go back to your mosques.
This is an /nz/ thread and you're less than fucking welcome, cunts.
Jaxon Butler
ho ho ho, he got you there.
Don't be sour, kraut.
William Green
Lisa Carrington in 40mins
Liam Wright
Mushy Peas is shit and you know it
William Wood
Love you kiwis. I hate tension between our nations.
Benjamin Jackson
>he actually thinks there's tension
just a bit of brotherly love m8
Noah Gray
I do agree, but there are some wankers that go beyond bants.
Leo Baker
Even Hansen and Cheika were attempting to fabricate some tension before the Bledisloe as there's currently a complete lack of any of it either side of the ditch.
Carter Butler
>Swimming: Men's 10km open water marathon >swimming 2 hours in open water
Lincoln Evans
GOAT Godland WILL win more golds than poopeelia.
Cant wait to shit on those arseholes
Jonathan Ramirez
I think all of NZ should collectively shit all over Austria after they protested Team Jolly in their first fucking race so they couldn't afford the second DQ.
Austria is a shit nation full of whiny shit eating losers whom are shit at sport.
Carter Martin
On now lads
Matthew Collins
>When your oly waifu gets gold Real good feels friends. Ty based lisa
Evan Green
fucking shite ain't it, what the fuck
Jayden Lee
...
Nicholas Smith
There's huge variation in quality between shops obviously. That one isn't particularly good. Fish quality is better here than poongland no doubt.
Benjamin Brooks
hello, per capita kings. is this were we can talk about open water marathon?
Xavier Cook
Poo Peeland? Wouldn't like that with my fish n chips desu
Cooper Harris
>tfw no fish and chips open at 2am oh well off to maccas
also where the fuck has the pole vault coverage been
Aaron Gutierrez
>All Blacks
kek
KEK
Chase Sanchez
What's your problem. The Aussie there even did it alone and now will finish without a medal Probably.
Jackson Martinez
>called Ferry >is good at going through water mind blown
Adrian Phillips
Going to move to NZ next month for a year....What are some must do's? Starting off in Auckland, getting a van moving on from there.
Jace Fisher
Bring me back a angus clubhouse. Cheers
Jose Nelson
they don't do them after 10pm at the one I go to, shit sucks. gonna have to be a boss combo
Jack Hall
dont stay in the main cities very long, wellington is nice but other than that the best parts to visit are in the south island in terms of scenery. North island has good beaches tho
Juan Hernandez
Any good areas to fish and catch sea water crabs? Ill be living in a van for the most part....I have family in Wellington and Taranga so thats good to know
Caleb Long
Go through the bay of plenty to coromandel and then to tauranga. Go climb mt maunganui. Skip rotorua even if people tell you to go there. Its meme shit for asians. Go to Napier and then through wairarapa and check out castlepoint. Then down to wellington. Get on the ferry to nelson and drive down the westcoast to greymouth and then over arthurs pass to christchurch to laugh at their rubble. Drive down to dunedin and then on to Queenstown-wanaka.
If you want to catch crabs, go to auckland uni and ask for a girl named ivana saric.
Easton Kelly
I wanted crabs, not warts
Daniel Edwards
??
Justin Ramirez
rude
Gavin James
PAVEL IM AWANG
Jayden Wood
reminder daniel unironically thinks his footface slag is a virgin
Samuel Garcia
>BOP >Tauranga >climb mt maunganui Lel no.
Aside from the Coromandel and Dunedin, the entire east coast is a boring waste of time.
Robert Bailey
Tauranga is nothing but mauao is great. Hawkes bay is better than naki.
It really depends on the weather.
Blake Perry
If Dawkins gets eliminated here I'll be a little disappointed desu
Ian Fisher
He got BTFO. Medal hope my ass, Webster looks much better.
Adam Jones
I honestly thought our track cycling team was decent. These cunts must be on the Piss already
Carson Richardson
Pole vault qt got through
She's got a shit voice though, sounds as if the special olympics might be more up her alley
Colton Bell
tfw I live in the same suburb as Eliza
Carson Wood
is this the official daniel thread?
Robert Foster
*squash*
Nathaniel Harris
got myself a $20 hunger buster lads
Aaron Brooks
I think you got ripped off lad
Ethan Reed
Where's the sailing?
Nathan Richardson
Dudes, don't diss nz fish and chips too much. I had some of the best fish and chips ever there on holiday.
Jaxson Price
WORMeny absolutely btfo
Jack Walker
>They said the WORM meme wouldn't stick >"not funny" "not catchy" enough >by now It has become an essential part of their "culture" >in no more than 5 years AusWORMS will be the official term to call people from the forsaken island of WORMstralia fools