Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

I kinda fed on the loss, but we aren't going to talk about that

せんりつ の たつまき claimed

check em

Claimed

howdy!

OOOOO wasted 4 years and millions of dollary doos to get a basic job

Lewd

>akame
Hey

>eru
Oh, an Eli!

>yuuki
Oh fuck. I got an english textbook for 95 and they told me it was worth $10

So do you got to bed? Lol

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Dis one be mine kiddos

They just told me to sign up, it was a clusterfuck.

honk ^_^

souns normal for you right?

Pantsu master.

>Smugger.
shiet, just as you enter I leave. I'm hitting the hay cause I'm TIRED AS FUCK and I gotta get up early tomorrow to dick around with the district servers
>I am responsible for so many servers.
Its fun, but stressful.

With regards to the college chat in the last thread...

I cruised around my whole life and got through school pretty easily. Suddenly I failed math after passing all my classes in school and now that I'm retaking it I'm not just reconsidering school I'm reconsidering life.

I can't get by on disability because I'm just an awkward sperg but at that point I've got nothing. The stress is murdering me and I feel like I'm gonna flame out again. What's good work for someone with less than 2 years of college (or none?)

K

Manual labor. The other option is to get a tech certificate and be an IT nigger.

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Hello

Yep. It's bullshit. But anyway, at least tomorrow is Friday and then I can just do nothing all weekend

I got a calculus textbook that was sold in loose paper. Like, it wasn't even a book, just a stack of paper. Then I couldn't sell it back because it was an older edition and because it had gotten trashed due to it not being bound

Hope things get sorted out though. Can you do the work in the meantime?

Hey there Mavis!

And chess recently?

It was pretty bad...

A wild qt appears

[yuno]
hey how are you?
what's up

Rooree
Yookoh

How goes it Smugga? My colony is thriving
>Not really.
>Its a mess.
I have three individuals, one is wounded, the other two are making food/hunting food. There's no research progress.
I can do all my lab stuff, just not any quizzes. It won't effect my grade because I talked to the prof and he was like "Aw shit my bad."

Claiming Felix

I fel like Im gonna throw up and I dont know whats causing it

You have aids.

better get that homework done so you can enjoy the weekend

Hungry and on the hype side
You?

Maybe a snek bit you

If it were me, I would take time away from school and really consider what you want to do. If you're going to college without a plan, you're just wasting money.

That's good at least.

Maybe your heresy

I'm doing it now!

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Late replies cause busy

That sounds fucking great dude, you're gonna quit smoking? You better let me know how it goes.
I'm doing pretty good, getting on top of my college stuff and kinda sad the long vacation is coming to an end, but it was fun while it lasted

Sounds great dude, what random bullshit?

Nottin

You seem to have mis replied to someone else...

Toots

The media these days forcing people to think they need to be skinnier and skinnier.

Good boi, knock that shit down

Kitty

Eaten anything strange?

Nah. You a qt

Maybe
Nah. Havent been to the back dunny yet
Still claiming Rory. No heresy here.
Im too skinny as is

Still gonna be here though because /waifu/ > homework

Not more so than usual.

>Rory-sama

there there I'll hold your hair
you got anything planned to make your belly happy?

My nichi, you are still alive. I did end up getting that job!
Things been treating you well?

Probably ate poison

This nigga, as long as you get it done

Lasanga!

Yeah, I got a lucky break from that ^^
>Doctor Elle in the house
Any other symptoms?

Yo who this fuccboi?

Honoka!

FUCK DAMMIT
Sorry to hear but goodnight and have fun!

Who are you? You're not the nico I know

Dood

WHAT. THE. FUCK

Games as usual. You?

LMAO. It's going well. Finally got a new toilet handle for the toilet lol. It's been well. Yourself?

Fucking shit Pluto is a pain in the ass. Not really difficult to kill shit except for the random Bursa, but my Iron Skin just can't soak up the damage in time.

They chew that shit up quick.

Well, how have you all been?

Not the nico we know. Trust me

#KeemyisDreamy

Oh yeah sorry I forgot asking this is pointless
>lasagna is always the answer
yup same here

Then stop. You're beautiful as is.

This is just like when the cute girls in high school tell you you're cute too just to dash you hopes away. ~
Won't catch me.

Pretty good pretty good. I was taking care of someones kitten today. So that was fun. Congrats on the job. When do you start?

No sorry fam, I just grabbed a loli and made with it because the conversation interests me.

I want to get past these two math classes but I'm having an honest to God crisis of existence. I don't know if I can finish school or even what the hell I'm gonna get a degree in.

What game?
Did you manage to sleep yesterday dude?

>You feel like throwing up
Probably just shit luck :^)

I have my priorities straight!
>mfw Rage Against the Machine comes on Pandora

How's RimWorld going?

Yep. Ended up selling it to a friend for $20. I've just learned to exhaust my resources before buying textbooks. All of my books this semester exist as giant PDFs online

Well, got to go

Shit he figured it out!

Warframe.

And I did. I just put on a stream and laid down. Passed out about two hours later.

Do I really say lasagna all the time? lol

>Pandora
>Not having your own playlist

Sounds pretty great, I just recently made a storage building for our colony.
>All the shit, except the shit that goes in the meat locker, goes in there.
>Shit that goes in the meat locker: Corpses, meat, perishables like milk, prepared meals.
Pretty good, we're gonna work on Wind Power next, I skipped fuel generators because I use my wood for construction and cooking!~

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I dunno, who is this nerd? Looks like a degenerate to me

Joseph Joestar

Good stuff friendo, was it a rad kitten or the type that clawed a lot?
Technically i started today. Im in for a boring time the next two weeks

>Not wanting to discover new music

So is it like a survival game where you run a camp or something? That's sort of the vibe I'm getting

What are you going through, dude? Bad at studying?
No idea at all what you might want? Nothing?

right, a few friends of mine play it, say it's great.
What stream? I usually listen to some dude teaching arabic, always puts me to sleep. It did it in class too.

How was your first day on the job?

I discover new music when I have to drive mum's car cause for whatever reason her car won't detect my phone
>My car still isn't back from repair

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Yeah it's fun. Just really grindy. VERY grindy.

Pretty sure it was a Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time stream.

Someone doing a 100% run.

Bye franny.

It was surprisingly loud. Drank a lot of milk, slept. usual.
Also this There you go
Nice happy eyes

Bored.
Also, passed out last night.
>Sorry about that.

Gureenn.

Poplar.

All good. Rolling for tri-

Well.

Calamity-masu'd
かめはめは

So how's your life going? The lease thing still over your head?

Peace, dude

A morale boost would be excellent right now. I haven't touched anime in weeks due to my lack of time. I'm just burned. Taking some propranolol to make the anxiety go away but the fear hurts more than anything else.

I feel like Sato from the NHK, just a sense of quiet despair, only much louder now.

Pic related. I'm sick with fright.

Probably from all that cum you've been swallowing faggot

What game? Cause I'm throwing hands in brawlhalla lol

Oh damn. Sorry dude. If it's math trouble, did you check out khan academy?

Reminds me of math. Never again. Books feels good in hands. You don't rent it?

Dude since when is milk meat?
Lol corpses like beef, pork, poultry right?

Johnathan joestar

What happened to the car?

Hello people.

Best Swordsman, I have good news.

>Best idol claimed

A lot better. The lease is over and I'm clear of charges.

I do have a little debt from it but I've moved out. Sucks to be back with my parents but I'm gonna start school. Taking a step back to leap forward, you know?

Mom drove it while I was away with friends, she said it beeped loudly and soon as she pulled over it just died on her

Hitoha only looks happy in artwork.

Basically, you're like the overseer of these semi-autonomous people, you can prioritize certain things and have them do stuff, and they can also build relationships and have babies which will become workers for the collective Greater Good and the government run potato farm.
>Infections use to be so scary when I first started getting them
>But the goal isn't to cure it or to stave it.
>You just gotta let them develop an immunity by taking care of them for a while.
>Perishables like milk
Perishable means that it can rot or deteriorate quickly if not stored properly.
But yeah, we basically just kill an animal and stuff its body in the freezer until its time to butcher it and cook it.
>Kill a squirrel? Into the meat locker it goes.

Khan academy? I'm taking full time private tutoring now- anything it can help me with specifically?

I used to, but we never really used them in my courses so I just said screw it, not worth the money

Hey Maki!

Weird. do they know what's wrong with it?

She'll be happy with you
Feeling good today?

Meow~
That's the problem
You aren't claiming Best Girl Tuka :^)

Khan Academy is the Math Website Of The Gods.
It has a TON of videos, tutorials, practice shits, and all sorts of stuff ^^

It was very boring. Did nothing but pointless computer stuff for a few hours. Once training is done it will be good
whats the plans for today?

Ouch, thats sad. I thought the milk thing was a stereotype?
It was very boring friendo

Only the best Joestars in this thread. Whats your plans for the night?

No idea, fortunately our asian neighbor came up to us after seeing us push my car to the back and checked it out and offered his place for repair

Alrright- I'm in college algebra now. Do I just open it up and ask for a certain type of problem?

You're in a tough spot right now, and I get that it can seem like there's no coming out. But just remember that once you're at your lowest, there's nowhere to go but up. Maybe this doesn't have any weight coming from some random shitposter on the internet, but I think that everyone has at least a little talent in them. You can do it once you find yours, man. Life can do a complete 180 in the most unexpected times, for better or for worse. There are many, many people here that can agree with me on this, and many that don't.
>the fear hurts more than anything else
What is it you're afraid of? Ending up nowhere? Do your parents pay for college or do you do it yourself? Where are you taking those math classes now?

Hey, thought you were dead. Nice to see you again dude, how's classes?

That sounds fucking great dude, I'm glad for you.
And yeah dude I feel you, I think that being with your parents is way better than the spot you were in before. You still got that job at the warehouse or how are you paying for school?

Been a while since I've used this. Decided to come back I see

It is, for cats. This is a young thing.
It's not lactose intolerant yet

But now you're here and can shitpost in piece

cut me yuno

>cuts

>Mugen posts for the first time in a month
>Ignore him
It's like old times

I thought you were a mover? Why'd you do computer stuff?
And I'm probably gonna play some hentai game until it's time to leave to do irl stuff.

>job at the warehouse
Fuck that place. Hope it burns to the ground.

My grandparents are footing the bill along with some grants from the guv'ment.

Not a bad deal at all if you ask me. Just gotta not fuck it up.

Good guy Asian neighbor. There's a guy who lives near us who has a separate garage with a full car lift and everything.

Good night /waifu/

Straight into the lewd can.
How is your math reinforcement going?

yES
league again. I played brawlhalla for a while it's really fun

>Fuck that place. Hope it burns to the ground.
w o a h
What happened, kek? Also what're you gonna major in?
Also you don't need to pay the grants back, right? What did you do to get em? How'd you qualify, I mean?