Was she a good Lara Croft?

Was she a good Lara Croft?

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i'd let her kick my ass

she's like what pierce brosnan was to james bond.

Actually, yeah, she was pretty damn great.

Yes.

Literally perfect. She is Lara Croft incarnate. When this movie first came out i lost my mind.

Pretty apt right here.

Better than the chick we got now.

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the staff guy's hat got a boner

kek

curvy angelina is best

underrated action flicks desu

She had the right pair of boobs for the role.
Too bad she had to cut them off.

Nice mons

her face matches Lara's closely, something that examples like:
don't have

That bra is doing her a lot of favors.

the butter-face and lack of muscular legs is why she is in cosplay

but she's in porn not cosplay

my dead mother could still do porn if someone paid the cemetery groundskeeper. My mother also would make a shit Croft because it would take the groundskeeper and porn director to throw her lifeless body around the set. Just like they do in porn...

who is this maiden raider?

This current "Lara" is no more Lara then I would be if I were to put on a bra and panties.
Prefer Kendrick's cosplay desu senpai.

Not at all, she couldn't act for shit but the movies were horrible nonetheless. Original Tomb Raider could make for an excellent movie if the director focused on physicality and exploration. Just look at this:

youtube.com/watch?v=9znAXvf1i4w&feature=youtu.be

See how flawless it can look, of course it would take some skill to film it properly. Going from one environment to another in the same shot etc.

>Dat sideboob scene

>No boob jiggle
Fucking dropped.

Watching this im reminded of how easy TR games have become, with the whole 'platforming on rails mechanic'. The original ps games were just hardcore, jump and hope you make it/aim it right and time the grab perfectly, otherwise fall all the way down to the start of area and start all over again - if the fall didn't kill you! Some of the jumps seemed downright impossible too, then you'd watch a built-in screen saver demo of the level seciton being played and you'd see the computer make the jump you thought was in impossible and think 'how-the-fuck?'. Amazing games though, you can literally get lost in some of those jungle levels.

>Those TR3 Jungle levels
How is it a game that's ~20 years old managed to make a better jungle then any game afterwards?

The level designers were absolute madmen.
youtube.com/watch?v=_16hNA1Ibtk

>quicksand

D: fuck that shit.

Why can't trle builders use jungle levels more. Jungle levels in TR3 hands down were some of the best, and if the rest of the game had levels like it, would make me place it above Last Revelation as best Tomb Raider game.

Holy shit females already have their own Bond

Or Indiana Jones more like

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>that part where she starts riding the guy at around the 14 minute mark

MOOOMMYYY

thanks

>ywn never get breastfead by her and drink her breast milk while fondling her tits
Why even live.

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Who would have been better then?

Yes she was a tough and sexy chick who did tough and sexy things. That's what Laura Croft is about

If you tried doing Lara Croft now a days she'd be crying all the time about having to kill people or complaining about sexual objectification on the internet.

>If you tried doing Lara Croft now a days she'd be crying all the time about having to kill people or complaining about sexual objectification on the internet
So....basically modern "Lara"?

thats not the jungle level thats south pacific islands

Well I wasn't gonna labour the humorous point but yes.

They got the character fucking right.

>Looks like Lara
>Acts like Lara
>Actually physically fit
>Traditionally good looking female
>Acts capable, and looks like she could actually hold her own

When did females go from idolizing women like this, to suddenly wanting the most unfit, ugly, quip-spouting girls they can find?

>Tfw some fat fuck with glasses spouts "W...WOMEN DON'T HAVE AN ACTION STAR!"

You had Angelina Jolie and you squandered it. Now she's too busy adopting niggers and pushing agendas at the U.N to give a shit about your Tumblr fantasies.

>They got the character fucking right
>Unironically thinking modern "Lara" is actually Lara
Hey user want to see Lara? Just wait for me to find my sisters bra and panties and put them on for you. It will be as legit as the "Lara" from """""Tomb""""" Raider and Fall of the """""Tomb Raider""""".

my wife and her son

WTF why is he white? SO intolerant

PPPPPPFFFOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT

Fuck you that's my fantasy of having a gf or wife to cosplay as Lara Croft. Instead all I can do is look up rule34 of her and imagine what it would be like to feel the smooth contours of her sweaty, agile body.

Angelina Jolie was never a good anything.

>muh video game art form integrity

grow up virgin

You guys remember Salt? God that movie sucked fucking ass. Ohh she's an agent for this side! Uh oh, she's a double agent now! And now she's a triple agent! Or is she???

are you on grinder ?

Did you cum in her with that cosplay outfit on?

god I want to raid her womb

She's the only Lara Croft

>her
>kek