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Women's 5000m Round 1
Women's Pole Vault Qualifying Round
Men's Triple Jump Final
Men's 1500m Round 1
Women's 100m Hurdles Round 1
Women's Discus Throw Final
Men's 200m Round 1

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Almaz flying in the prelim for no reason

Cool

>poo pee land

point to prove here today

triple jump is a meme 2bh

Ayana is a machine

also
WHITE GIRLS DOWN

>amerifalls

RIP

>Women's long jump quali

or wus it dis one? all look the same

where the hell is the pole vault coverage

Well, there was no chance of a medal anyway. Might as well make an inspirational moment out of it.

Dat sportsmanship from New Zealand

Never seen such act from any Americans.

CanAyana's country even afford to dope? We need to get her over here and make a machine out of her

Did you notice that the American helped the Kiwi up first, even though she had a hurt ankle? No?

Goddamnit user I can't jack off right now, what the fuck are you doing

Pole vault rig fucked once again

It was a pretty cute moment from the girls who crashed 2bh

Why the hell is d'agostino risking worse injury for no reason?

Because Americans don't quit.

imagine them scissoring tonight

didn't go that way, kiwi didn't continue running but checked if american was ok instead

It's not like she's going to qualify anyway. Might as well finish with pride.

why are the long/triple jump records so long standing? long jump in particular.

Check the tape. Kiwi crashed, took American out with her. American checked if Kiwi was okay. Kiwi got up, American started running again. American fell down. Kiwi then checked if American was okay.

doping

>Ing white argentina

YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Americans competing on ground

the record set by Bob Beamon was made in high altitude and was hard to break anyway.
The rest - i don't know. Maybe more doping tests

Death march hype

Do we agree that triple jump is the goofiest track and field event?

At least we're good at it though

Crazy jap made it to the final!

but you would think someone would get close then get banned like with other events. or smash it and end up disgraced or under suspicion.

it's time

It's one of the coolest

>he and his friends didn't spend the late summer of 1995 trying to learn triple jump after seeing Jonathan Edwards fly in Gothenburg

>Martinez

>He didnt spend days with his friends playing triple jumps untill one of them broke his leg

You're supposed to jump, homie.

WRONG.

Mike Powell has the WR for long jump.

Did I just hear that the American triple jumper got 17.76?

we weren't weak boned (drink your milk kids)

yes, that's the reason i used past tense

DAB

o be more clear next time.

Anyways, kinda sad how a one off jump by Beamon will be forever remembered over generally Carl Lewis and Mike Powell.

taylor wtf was that

>americlap
>getting the crowd to clap to power him up
>saiyan power runs out before the skip

>no Thamgo
>no Pichardo

Boring final.

French runner called Carvalho
>Barbosas, Barbosas everywhere

based kiprop

All of these middle distance events are stupid.

>jog around effortlessly for 90% of the race
>don't actually try until the very end

It's the ultimate tactical race

>effortlessly

...

They just averaged under 60 seconds for almost 4 laps

Hardly jogging

That Swedish bunda

metro.co.uk/2016/08/16/japanese-pole-vaulter-sees-olympic-dream-ended-by-his-own-penis-6070429/

lol. I've missed so much in the last week.

Who /polevault/ here?

Way 2 many qts right now senpai. Too bad most of them are gonna be cut after these qualifiers.

>Dong bin

>Dong Bin

Chinks have the damndest names.

more yank stupidity.

taiwan flag next to chinese guy
top kek

I was cutting my lawn, did Almaz Ayan win the women's 1500?

let's go pole görls

olympics.cbc.ca/video/live/track-and-field-women-pole-vault-qualifying.html

get it together poo peeland

Eliza's looking qt as fuck in her gear btw

The fuck? Why is he so wet?

are you really still a virgin?

Polvevaulting cuties incoming

It rained last night

So why is almost every pole vaulter a qt

Of course she did

What the fuck were you thinking, Ingebritsen?

Did one of the two japs qualify?

Grice ran like a fucking retard.

...

many of them were gymnasts and just got too tall

lmao norwegian fag gonna get DQ'd. Serves him right for getting out-witted by niggers

>all these literally who's failing the qualifying heights

At least they're qt

death march looms closer

>be virgin
>decide to train for olympics
>decide on 100m freestyle
>no fap to increase testosterone levels
>at olympics
>get in the pool
>pull once on my dingaling
>cumulative 20-year-virgin recoil catapults me through the pool at supersonic speed
>win gold while Phelps has to slurp my semen on his lap back

Why can't you just run on the outside when you are finishing at twice the speed, Ingrebrigtsen you dense fuck

>tfw sexually exhausted after 72 hours constant hardon

I like this Ingebritsen more, rocking the moustache with style

>Murto

>McCartney fails second 4.45 attempt

I'm worried lads. If she fails again, she's out.

>Lexi weeks

I'd lexi her for weeks lads you get me

I'm 19 and somewhat out of shape (6'0 and 165lbs).

If I trained intensely over the next four years, could I qualify for the Olympics? I plan on going to Tokyo anyways, but to be a competitor for my country... That would be the greatest honor.

looks like Dangle

>could I qualify for the Olympics?
no

No

>Everyone watching the pole vault
>bbc stuck me on mens 1500

I miss the London coverage, could just any event

You're an old man. Get a university degree instead.

no

too many ingebrigstensns

Also.. wtf you snowpeople trying to do here anyway? This is long distance. You need to go back.

Move to US Virgin Islands for memes and easier qualifying

fuck Bahrain

Is this the new /ass/ general now beach volleyball is almost over and the pole vault womens is starting

I'll train hard and go at it just to spite you faggots. I'm the user who said that he'd marry Katie Ledecky. Just you wait. I WILL win a medal too.
t. Georgia user who will be competing in 2020.

Excuse me? Vebjörn Rodal 1996 NEVER 4GET
youtube.com/watch?v=CzJhUhM7_Yk

Is this the cricket thread?

You're living in the US. I highly doubt it, unless you choose some sport your country doesn't have much representation on