ITT Were on a road trip

ITT Were on a road trip

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are we there yet?

no

Close

MOCK!

Pull over, I'm feeling car sick.

I gotta pee.

No brakes on the rape train

are we there yet?

Who farted?

YEAH!!

just use this

Put my head of the window and start to yell NIGGER.

ING!

*does the same*

YEAH!!

no

*NIGGGGG, cof cof cof*
Shit, i eat a fly

BIRD!!

hey guys look a hitch hiker with really scraggly hair should we pick him up

YEAH!!!

ate you fucking dumbass no more of the weeb for you

This music start to play.
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What we do?

Can we stop and get some pizza. Chad also needs to piss. Fucking chad, told you to go at home.

oh shit, we were supposed to take that exit

Hit this shit niggers

Crack a window, I've been eating lots of broccoli.

yea billy imma tell you the truth were not going to Disneyland were going to your grandmas house

...

Well no ones in the car might as well fuck my cat

uhm Jim i think you forgot im here

Are we there yet

Oh shit we forgot moot

let's go back, can't go without him

Dad I'm hungry

I call shotgun

One word: nice

Do you get it???????

can you drive a bit calmer? i don't want my pissbottles to get shaken up, not after 7 years of caring for them

Thats it! Back to winnipeg

Let's play I spy, I'll go first... I spy with my little eyes something black?

Lives matter?

oh dont mind you can watch and do it after me *whispers huh wada cuck*

are we there yet?

a nigger

Moot smells

Nice dubs user

no

I call shotgun 15 minutes into the drive and demand the person in front switch with me because nobody else thought to call shotgun

What's the red button do?
*Touch*

no were not going back for moot hes acting like a little girl again

rev up those engines we have some french people to kill

Can we get get a hooker?

I want a hooker

Oh and i gotta fill a script while we're stopping, just remembered

I think i farted

I know I farted

*pushes out of car*

*plays with the window controls constantly changing the air pressure in the car*

.... I shit in the back a mile ago

Stop it asshole im trying to light a smoke

timmy no smoking

You both farted

You're trying to light a smoke


Im just waiting for the oppurtune moment to yell allauh akbar

so gang what music should i put on for our car adventure

All rush, all the timestrada

Mom Sarah is being a fat bitch

Rick Asley- never gona give you up

sarah stop being a fat bitch or ill get the strap on

MOM not in front of the others..

I'm gonna kill you first...

but honey sarah needs to fucking check em

>TRIPS

Yeah mom

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rick asley it is then

YEAAAAAAH

Are we there yet?

Mom you can't kill me cos check em

there seems to be some nice men in white hoods waving us down should we speak to them gang

NO!

I'm turning out to be quite sexual

*stands on side of road with a sign*

"WILL GIVE HEAD FOR A RIDE ."

hop on in freind

They seem like reasonable fellas.... Oh look! That man has a giant wooden cross

He must be a christian

The welfare line

"were looking for a coon named jamal have you seen him"

"OH SHEEEET BOSS THERE GONNA STEAL ME CHICKEN"

Ignites car bomb

*alluh akbar* suckers

goddammit

>starts masturbating

Not this chicken

10, 9, 8, 7 - that bomb will go off any second now fags

>doesn't care
>continues masturbating

Yawn... Fuck off mohhammad... Id rather the KKK fuckers and they're wooden cross then you

Honey please control your shit head children there at the back. Remember I never wanted them you did

>stares furuiously into eyes
>masturbates

get to the back of the van.
>wanna hear the most annoying sound in the entire world????

aaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggg

Guys you don't mind if I masturbate right? I know I'm supposed to help with directions as shotgun but it's been like a week since I last nutted. I really need this one.

>stares furiously back into ur eyes
>cums

Too late infidel!

We have a circle jerky back here, join us

Need some help? Siblings who play together stay together

you're the one that kept jumping on my dick i didnt want them

Can you keep staring... Im gonna be a while

Gotta take a shit....

*drops pants and shoves ass out window and drops turds that flies into a semi*