ITT Were on a road trip
ITT Were on a road trip
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are we there yet?
no
Close
MOCK!
Pull over, I'm feeling car sick.
I gotta pee.
No brakes on the rape train
are we there yet?
Who farted?
YEAH!!
just use this
Put my head of the window and start to yell NIGGER.
ING!
*does the same*
YEAH!!
no
*NIGGGGG, cof cof cof*
Shit, i eat a fly
BIRD!!
hey guys look a hitch hiker with really scraggly hair should we pick him up
YEAH!!!
ate you fucking dumbass no more of the weeb for you
This music start to play.
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What we do?
Can we stop and get some pizza. Chad also needs to piss. Fucking chad, told you to go at home.
oh shit, we were supposed to take that exit
Hit this shit niggers
Crack a window, I've been eating lots of broccoli.
yea billy imma tell you the truth were not going to Disneyland were going to your grandmas house
...
Well no ones in the car might as well fuck my cat
uhm Jim i think you forgot im here
Are we there yet
Oh shit we forgot moot
let's go back, can't go without him
Dad I'm hungry
I call shotgun
One word: nice
Do you get it???????
can you drive a bit calmer? i don't want my pissbottles to get shaken up, not after 7 years of caring for them
Thats it! Back to winnipeg
Let's play I spy, I'll go first... I spy with my little eyes something black?
Lives matter?
oh dont mind you can watch and do it after me *whispers huh wada cuck*
are we there yet?
a nigger
Moot smells
Nice dubs user
no
I call shotgun 15 minutes into the drive and demand the person in front switch with me because nobody else thought to call shotgun
What's the red button do?
*Touch*
no were not going back for moot hes acting like a little girl again
rev up those engines we have some french people to kill
Can we get get a hooker?
I want a hooker
Oh and i gotta fill a script while we're stopping, just remembered
I think i farted
I know I farted
*pushes out of car*
*plays with the window controls constantly changing the air pressure in the car*
.... I shit in the back a mile ago
Stop it asshole im trying to light a smoke
timmy no smoking
You both farted
You're trying to light a smoke
Im just waiting for the oppurtune moment to yell allauh akbar
so gang what music should i put on for our car adventure
All rush, all the timestrada
Mom Sarah is being a fat bitch
Rick Asley- never gona give you up
sarah stop being a fat bitch or ill get the strap on
MOM not in front of the others..
I'm gonna kill you first...
but honey sarah needs to fucking check em
>TRIPS
Yeah mom
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rick asley it is then
YEAAAAAAH
Are we there yet?
Mom you can't kill me cos check em
there seems to be some nice men in white hoods waving us down should we speak to them gang
NO!
I'm turning out to be quite sexual
*stands on side of road with a sign*
"WILL GIVE HEAD FOR A RIDE ."
hop on in freind
They seem like reasonable fellas.... Oh look! That man has a giant wooden cross
He must be a christian
The welfare line
"were looking for a coon named jamal have you seen him"
"OH SHEEEET BOSS THERE GONNA STEAL ME CHICKEN"
Ignites car bomb
*alluh akbar* suckers
goddammit
>starts masturbating
Not this chicken
10, 9, 8, 7 - that bomb will go off any second now fags
>doesn't care
>continues masturbating
Yawn... Fuck off mohhammad... Id rather the KKK fuckers and they're wooden cross then you
Honey please control your shit head children there at the back. Remember I never wanted them you did
>stares furuiously into eyes
>masturbates
get to the back of the van.
>wanna hear the most annoying sound in the entire world????
aaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggg
Guys you don't mind if I masturbate right? I know I'm supposed to help with directions as shotgun but it's been like a week since I last nutted. I really need this one.
>stares furiously back into ur eyes
>cums
Too late infidel!
We have a circle jerky back here, join us
Need some help? Siblings who play together stay together
you're the one that kept jumping on my dick i didnt want them
Can you keep staring... Im gonna be a while
Gotta take a shit....
*drops pants and shoves ass out window and drops turds that flies into a semi*