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semen edition

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u snooze u lose kid

Big glam riffs

Who hype here

took too long deciding on the pic

>pop metal
>good

>Insomnium
>pop metal

Dude you're dumb

what's wrong with pop metal?

insomnium sucks either way

Yeah this totally sounds the same as Children of Bodom and Soilwork
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Europe is shite

And you are still a faggot

sounds poppy as fuck

Real melodeath hours
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>Europe is shite

Insomnium are melodeath with prog and doom elements

its alright, you'll grow out of melodeath eventually

proge and buttdoom*

They were shitty AOR band that nearly killed rock in the 80s
Also Final Countdown is one of the most annoying songs ever made

t. DMUfag who thinks he has so superior taste

Extreme metal genres ruined rock and metal

Shut the fuck up hipster

i don't listen to poseurcore, nor do i listen to plebcore (insomnium, be'lakor, etc)

youtube.com/watch?v=AuDKqaqdhH8

Insomnium and Belakor are patrician melodeath

>band is so boring they literally call themselves Insomnium

>"patrician melodeath"

t. DMUfag
Go jerk off over Memeguts

Insomnium is so boring that there is nothing worth memeing about them

not an argument

>2017
>still believing in melodeath is bad meme

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>disliking melodeath makes me a dmufag
oh boy, i bet you constantly whine about "elitists" trashing on your shit taste

no

Insomnium are universally considered one of the best bands of the last decade, you are just a retarded contrarian

Disturbed too you know

No they aren't
rateyourmusic.com/artist/disturbed

maybe on reddit and rym

>calls other people contrarians
>uses RYM as a proof for anything
???

In your circles maybe.

>Insomnium are universally considered one of the best bands of the last decade

>doesn't think RYM are the most reliable source of ratings on the internet
Of course /metal/ is this fucking retarded

Yeah, on about every site except your stupid hipster blog that jerks over badly recorded black metal demos

>RYM are the most reliable source of ratings on the internet

Yes
Are you faggots really this detached from reality

Name a better one
Metalarchives are a joke

>universal
>"about" every site

so which is it pal

stop embarrassing yourself dude

Every site that matters

Yo still didn't prove me wrong you hipster dumbfuck

Nokturnal Mortum is amazing.
youtu.be/3yvj1bdW2D4

>general that unironically circlejerks slam and glam hating on Insomnium

>Yo still didn't prove me wrong you hipster dumbfuck
you're objectively wrong and you know it, why should i spend more time arguing with a living b8

>yeah I really like metal. Before it died in 1993 that is. Onward to Golgotha, Pure Holocaust, The Red in the Sky is Ours the list goes on...
>Insomnium are bad btw

>unironically
are you literally retarded

>you're objectively wrong and you know it
Not an argument, answer my question retard

I bet you hate Opeth too

>8 posters

>Oh, I love metal! Insomnium, Katatonia, Opeth, the list just goes on and on...

>/metal/ is one person

>implying any single site is reliable

why do i even come here

No, but you apparently are.

>"no u"
>coming from an insomnium fan
who would've thought

happycore popcorn movie soundtrack diet pop metalcore lite kerrang blink 182 sounding ass bubblegum

t. glam poster

Because you're a faggot

Not an argument fucking retard
Answer my question or shut the fuck up

Why does this terrible general still exist

t. literal opeth fan

Remember when /metal/ wan't full with contrarian meme loving fucks who shit on every acclaimed album for no reason?

Is pic related you

this is Sup Forums, stop kidding yourself it always was

better question: why are we getting raided by r/metal and their insomnium drones

remember when /metal/ wasnt full of redditor tool and opeth fans?

i bet r/metal don't even powerglam

Yeah it's so much better now when we circlejerk literal meme music and anything remotely critically acclaimed and popular is reddit
Also everything atmospheric progressive and melodic that isn't ultra brutal and pooryl recorded sucks

Fuck off you cancerous shit

Insomnium is literally EPIC
the greatest band of all time \m/

fuck off i'd rather constant insomnium posting over that

Is there any metal that is still possible to discuss without shitposting?

>now

i'm okay to discuss music
just not shit music

try me

Well this is it, Insomnium has finally fallen into the depths of /metal/ meme hell. I have to give the band a little credit, they survived longer than I expected. Whether you like them or not let's just have a moment of peace for yet another band that we will never be able to mention on a /metal/ thread without it resulting in derailment.

not as long as certain users are still posting here

no, Becasue it's literally anything i don't like or is popular and legit good is meme metal.

apart from Sodom

>killswitch engage shirt
you CAN'T make this shit up

It's funny how no one here has provided a single argument why Insomnium is bad.

yet insomnium fags can't prove they're good outside of literally posting their RYM page
it's even more pathetic

Weird because there isn't anything to meme about them

see
i bet you listen to ghost and sabaton

and a band isn't good until proven bad

Their music has strong sense of atmosphere and sorrow unlike other melodeath, they have great acoustic interludes.

Ghost and sabaton are mediocre

Cool buzwords

Only cauldron, enforcer and leather heart are the only good bands from the NWOTHM

>Cool buzwords
not an argument

nice try kiddo

Narcoleptic minor chord progressions with a "woe is me" attitude that's about as death metal as Alice In Chains, at least earlier Insomnium realized they needed to write riffs if they wanted to get their name on the map.
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>Their music has strong sense of atmosphere and sorrow unlike other melodeath
pseudo forced-melodramatic music is sincerely the worst though, and that's exactly what they are

You're just saying you don't like that style of music

Post some genuinely good emotional metal then

>atmosphere and sorrow

What went wrong with power metal it went from big thick riffs, galloping speedy solos, a louder sound to endless keyboard wank and D&D cringe

Insomnium are just Katatonia of melodeath, what's not to like about that?

Power metal was never good.

>still less than 10 posters

Literally the building block of all metal
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>a band isn't good until proven bad

>92 posts
>9 IPs

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>93 posts
>10 IPs

I'm not sure if I would considder Black Sabbath that emotional

Yeah these are pretty good, but they don't invoke the similar atmosphere to Insomnium

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This is what DSBM should have been.

this

stop making these threads

It started with Keeper of the Seven Keys and it only got worse from there.