Rich white people. Jokes aside, Germans usually dominate followed by Brits, Aussies, and French.
>Is horse an athlete? Neigh.
Brody Morgan
I forgot to mention. Femanons pls be civil. Not everyone here grew up around horses and have as much money as you, you fucking spoiled brats.
Owen Long
Currently on break
Parker Moore
How the fuck is this a sport?
The athletes aren't even human, why the fuck is it still in the Olympics?
Jaxon Bailey
Back on now. Break over.
By the way if someone else wants to keep track of happenings, go for it. I am actually playing vidya.
Isaiah Jenkins
>Implying there is a single femanon here
Zachary Green
There's a good amount actually. One threw bitch fit on the horse thread on /an/ during the earlier events.
Here's the post actually.
Caleb Nguyen
Fucking KEK, what a stupid spoiled whore. She acts like literally every girl I know that likes horses. Also funny thing that they literally always come from wealthy families and this bitch tries to argue otherwise.
Jesus christ women should all kill themselves desu.
Anthony Wood
American had good run right now. FYI pictures being posted atm are not from this current event. Once again I'm playing vidya.
Kevin Robinson
Ya I met alot of these girls when I first got into horses/agriculture. They usually throw away starbucks coffees they barely sip and a shit ton of expensive food.
Nathaniel Hill
>Brazilians chimping out and putting off riders Why are they so primitive?
Tyler Foster
Not only that but they always pretend to not be rich or take it for granted.
Anyway literally all girls that likes horses are crazy. I have a really good story that happened just the other day to me but whatever.
William Fisher
>Primitive
Austrailians have some of the most rednecked cowboys in the world, boyo. Sometimes even better at yeehawing the americans.
Connor Torres
>""""""""""Sport"""""""""" literally for rich white Cuckasian manlets who paid off someone else to breed their perfect IV Pokemon.
It's the "rich" part isn't it? There is no way in hell this would qualify as a sport if it was introduced to the olympics for the first time in 2020.
Jayden Long
A father was shouting the name of his lost daughter
Connor Powell
Maybe if your country wasn't such a shithole that wouldn't be a problem, Thiego.
Robert Taylor
>MFW Britain wins another gold in horse activity
Joshua Walker
Germany and surprisingly Brazil doing extremely well at the moment.
Blake Anderson
USA, GERMANY, Sweden, and forgot what else are leading at the moment.
Aaron Moore
Lots of teams doing well right now, USA especially.
Colton Gray
agreed this really has no place at the pinnacle of sport, its a bunch of poncey horses trotting about led by rich cunts
Jaxon Butler
> the hoers get nervous
Connor Hill
CHOCKED
Jason Edwards
>surprisingly Well it might be, but Brazil has had medallists in Equestrian in 1996, 2000 and 2004. We have a new generation now, possibly better than that one.
Jaxson Ramirez
You guys did pretty badly last week.
Landon Gomez
All those medals were in show jumping. Dressage isn't really popular.
Cooper Clark
what the hell was that performance
Cameron Foster
the most exciting kind
Hudson Clark
I guess this is the thread?
Ethan Barnes
Yessir.
Lucas Mitchell
What are the rules for this anyway? How many runs does each rider do?
Wyatt Cook
any HUEs watching this? This fucking Sportv commentator is one of the best commentators I have ever listened to
Chase Sanchez
superior thread made by a citizen of a nation that is GOAT at this sport here
Isaac James
No idea, I know more about western/cowboy/mexican style riding than English/Rich people riding.
Nathan Gonzalez
does the horse get a medal?
Juan Baker
they should
Henry Miller
LOL fuckin retard horse
I hope it gets shot
Bentley Mitchell
U.S. ones are pretty comfy as well, very new people friendly.
Hudson Parker
>he was banned for being too aggressive with his whip
Nicholas Thomas
great just what i want to see NBC, donation shit for Louisiana on the screen
Ryan Thompson
I wonder how many years a horse usually competes in these events
Adrian Hernandez
>you will never be a gold medal horse who wins a lifetime of getting jerked off with a leather fleshlight
Why live
Zachary Rivera
>little horse >big heart
Ian Perry
Wow someone sure got triggered. Trolling /an/ is pretty fun though.
Brayden Robinson
>Holy shit is that a penny?
Noah Hall
Lots of horses from bejing and greece.
Evan Bell
Yes I'm watching, the commentator is really good. Brazil doing well!
Isaac Ramirez
>germany
Gabriel Harris
Do tell.
Nicholas Taylor
For a second, I thought you mean there were horses from China competing in this event, as in there was a horse from Beijing, instead of there was a horse that competed in Beijing.
Jack Bell
Disgusting. He should be arrested.
Sebastian Mitchell
Events over today, see you tomorrow for more horseplay Sup Forums!
Dominic Jackson
Legit question, why aren't traditional horse riding cultures better at this? You'd think Nepalese, Mongolian and Central Asian countries would be good, if not at dressage, at least in other events.
Ayden Myers
They are good at what they do. Including your own country people with ranching. They're just not good at rich people's booshy riding horse sport.
Sebastian King
Alot of them literally learn how to ride a horse before they walk.
Logan Stewart
Forgot to mention its literally a rich person's event. The costs just to get some of the equipment is in the thousands. And that's just for beginning stuff. 5-6-7 figures easily as a person goes higher.
Nolan Perez
I really, really, really like this image. Mind if I save it?
Blake Hill
Go for it
Thomas Foster
When will the horses start to dance?! Now THAT is a real sport, I want to see rich people who train animals to move as gay as possible.
Isaac Campbell
at least it wasn't donations for Milwaukee
Adrian Murphy
>be 22 >Go to the german equivalent of Tinder, but it's not as strictly for hook ups and most girls actually look for relationships (though standards are even higher than american tinder sluts have) >Never really take it serious even though I fucked some girls through that >One day >Total fucking qt liked me and wrote me >She's literally a 10/10 >21 years old >Blonde, Blue eyes, has this incredibly classy look about herself >Check if she's even real etc, couldn't beleive it >She was genuinly fun to talk to >Exchange numbers etc >skip forward few weeks >She plays vidya, we write every day, things are going great >LEarned that she's a virgin, never kissed anyway, never had a boyfriend >also noticed that she's really bad at social interactions (doesn't want to phone, wants me to send voicemails but only responds with like 5-10 second voicemails herself but genuinly enjoys listening to me for some reason) >Ask her about meeting about meeting all the time >I need time, trust issues bla bla bla >Think she's just bullshitting me but also see lots of red flags >Of course her horse is everything to her, rides almost daily, family is high end upper middle class >As I said we played some vidya together so I know what username she usually has >Google it >This is a few months in btw >Find text she wrote 2 years ago on a german equivalent to ask.yahoo >Help, been "raped" by my brother when I was 12-14 >He wanted me to suck his cock, tried to fuck my ass and generally touched me alot etc >"But I didn't know what it meant so I did it!" >She asks for help because she feels like a piece of shit for it >She hates her brother but never lets it show >Wrote plenty of other stuff >tfw I saw something I should never have seen >My penis is incredibly errect and as I have dealt with women like this before I knew I will never ever fucking be romantically involved with a person like that
Jonathan White
And that was the end of it, she was legitimately crazy and I wouldn't be surprised if she hated men and fucked her horse. Anyway all I thought was you stupid bitch, with fucking 12-14 you know exactly what it means to suck your brothers dick, she wanted to do it too and then regretted it. That's all.
Of course I thought about how I would be able to fuck her but after trying a few things and realizing it would take a long time to get closer to her and she's legit crazy I gtfo'd. Still it's pretty amazing to randomly stumble upon information you should never have known of. Also crazy to think that this shit happens in rich families.
Evan Brooks
Also sorry about the typos, I am in the middle of eating.
Brandon Hall
Well it isn't their fault you aren't rich and can't participate or have your future children have the opportunity to participate if they ever wanted to because the resources are available to them at a young age.
Ayden Martinez
shit nigga
fucked up but I also have the wierdest boner
Xavier Watson
Pick realted it's her
Damn she really was beautiful.
Anthony Thomas
>10/10
Story and pic are fake anyway, but you should consider getting glasses if this is a 10 for you.
Ryan Reed
I don't have another pic but her face is right up my alley and her body was literal perfection. True story and true picture, though.
Levi Garcia
People have different tastes. I think she's plenty cute and would have probably been smitten too.
The human's okay looking too.
Zachary Cook
horsefuckers out
Justin Rodriguez
wtf I hate brothers now
Oliver Sullivan
If you had sex with her she'd probably regret it after too and cry rape. You dodged a bullet man. You could be in prison now.
Mason Kelly
This is exactly why I use a different name on each site.