Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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youtube.com/watch?v=oSbljg7OcCU
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Miho claimed

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Godammit
I wanted that one

Right.
You're not very good at bullying. Pretty hard to take someone using ":^)" seriously.
Especially when you've got so many pictures of presumably some random girl. As you were though. Plenty of easy targets here.

I dont think you can have that.I'm so sorry Pres!

That's pretty lewd, famalam.

never insult newfags, Ruri.
Or we'll doxx you

>POMF

How're you, Miho?

Insulting ANYONE is completely fine in these threads. What are you? Some kind of hugbox faggot who should go back to >>>/reddit/?

No lewder than feet or such. Solid ecchi, 1.5 at worst.

>that feel when you get packed up and cleaned up 30 mins before closing

Image related

Bored. Just got up. You?

don't insult yuno!
let us, newfags alone!

who is pres?

Not feeling well. Don't know what to do.

How are you going to fit in if you dont sling insults like war veterans?

Always the first one to jump in my defense against the thread meanies.
Why are you awake, by the way?

Gotta agree with that

>FeelsGoodMan.jpg
>I only found out Kingsglaive came out 3 weeks ago in western theatres and is no longer being viewed
FUCK

Goodnight.

Good night, Kyouko.

don't insult our Yuno!!

>Rubs belly

Got anything to take?

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Night.

Not sick.

well shit nigger.

Nah, that's a bit more lewd than feet in my opinion.

Good lord go cry somewhere else that gives a fuck.

Pure and simple: Can't sleep. Been laying down for about an hour and just can't go to sleep.

Goodnight. Sleep well.
Ill insult whoever I like you anti-vaccer

Oh. You try taking a nap?

DON'T INSULT YUKO, SHINO, GALIL OR ANYONE NEW!
fuck you! don't pick on them!

>Anti vaccer
Kek

Just like Rory, I'll insult whoever I like.

To some people feet are more lewd. Matter of perspective. But yeah, it is a tad lewd in the general sense.

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Not tired.

Don't even know what to think of this. Are you trying to incite more insulting? You either have no idea how humans work, or you're trying to provoke a schism between "new" people and "old" people.

You fags are so easy to fool.
It's almost not boring.
Almost.

What?

Post your tits you stupid fucking slut

He's trying to bait you into hating the "newfags"
hopefully nobody actually buys into it

You better not mention Esdeath in your don't insult people safe space list. If they need an insult Ill sling one but Im the ultimate judge of who I insult. Go play in a wombat burrow.
Meh. I enjoy coming up with non-insulting insults.

I really dont know then.

>Better not include Esdeath in that list
I'll second that, he needs a good one every so often especially when he says something autistic as fuck

Oh, Shiziru, didn't knew you're such a newfag.
I've been already doing it for a while, works everytime.

Same goes for Karen.

maybe if you would make some quality posts like me.

You take this thread too seriously.

>Go play in a wombat burrow.
Kek

I hate the newfags and the oldfags and everybody else including myself.

I like feet, but I don't find them as lewd as panties and stuff.

Being a foot fetishist is weird. In every day interactions I don't think of feet, but as soon as I think of them outside of regular social interactions... wew buddy.

Well, I guess it's time to kill yourself.

Overused thing.
Nothing original.

I got another 33 years before that's permissible.

I don't know who you are. Figured you're the same troll as usual, but you seemed a little more "esdeath"y than usual that last post, going all capslock meltdown.
That's has to suck, being mistaken for esdeath.
me neither.

nico nico is back

Why are you always coming here when Sup Forumsfur threads are not up?

Ki?

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Outside they're making all the stops
Kids out in the street collecting bottle tops
Going for cigarettes and matches in the shops
Happy taken, Madame George
Oh, that's when you fall
Whoa whoa, that's when you fall
Yeah, that's when you fall.

I'm always here when I am there.

post tits

Shit, how about...
Add me on facebook?

I don't know why you bother giving him a serious response, like, at all.

Boop, still here!

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Have you seen a wombat being defensive? Or the damage they can cause?
Welcome back.
Perils of the fetish I guess.
>idolizing

Heya love :)

nuuuuu

I am indifferent to be here.

We can get a torpedo dick but we can't get one sagging tiddy.

Prudish fujoshits.

Hmm, well, sounds like a problem.
I'm already accustomed to sleep at 5 AM, so this is nothing new.

I hope you can get some good rest, but I'll be heading off now.

Goodnight, beautiful thread.

Thought you were heading to bed, Snackbar.

How's it going, Ki? It's been a while!

Hey Karen, what's your division in League?

Boop

That was serious?
i was just casually insulting them. It's something i enjoy doing sometimes.

It is a bit easier to control I guess. Most of the time people wear socks and shoes, so most people's feet are not visible.

Have a good night. Sleep well.

Cant say i have.

That's so adorable

I'm sorry I'm not sorry for you

It's going well! Can't complain just been busy with college. How about you?

Need I say more?

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So nothing changed. How are the babies? Any new additions?
Sleep well.
Well thats good I guess.
They are strong as fuck, can tank car hits at 130 kph and show no fucks to anything in their path. While still being adorable.
I know right

Yeah wombats aren't to be trifled with.
NIIIII

I think I'm unranked now, I haven't played since like season 4. But I am not good, gold or low plat.
Do you have something like this?
youtube.com/watch?v=oSbljg7OcCU

You do

The snackbar never sleeps.
I was gonna leave to do stuff but got caught up in a conversation.

Boop
It's 3AM so I'm going to bed, I love you.
But first you have to give me my goodnight kiss~

Yeah, guess so.

Yeah, I have a lot. But I guess you should just ask Homura for it.

Why can't you give me something?

So many small things that are adding up that I'm feeling extremely overwhelmed. If I just had a few days off right now, so I could get it all sorted out.
>Being night shift means I get about half the time, or less, than a normal person would have to get this stuff done.

GG, Karen can never leave now.

The babies are great, no new additions, but I gave Eric's cage a deep cleaning and he didn't make a fuss. He took it all in stride, the little trooper.

I don't like sharing.

Can you give me the name of the genre at least?

Claiming.

reminded me of one I have but Idk where in my like thousands of pictures i saved it lol

Nico Nico Nii!

So are you a lesbian?

Damn you.

Maybe it's best that way, the outside is scary.

On the bright side, I'm loving the new car more than one should ever love a machine. I can foresee more money than a normal person would dare spend on something like it.

The outside isn't so bad. You just have to find where it's fun!
>Like cruising back roads in a convertible with the top down at night with a bet bud

That sounds great!
I'm just missing the best bud, the convertible and back roads
Oh and the driving license!

Nope haha but Nico is still my waifu, don't get me wrong.

I'm glad you're enjoying it! That certainly must be a bright spot for ya :)

GIVE ME MY FUCKING GOODNIGHT KISS YOU SUBHUMAN

Who is your husbando?

what a faggot