Americans can't make pizza. Here's what a real, tasty pizza should look like

Americans can't make pizza. Here's what a real, tasty pizza should look like.

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Looks like your country can't, either, because that looks like shit.

fucking barf

Does it matter?
we're all gonna die one day anyway

Nah I don't think we're looking at the same picture man. Looks delicious.

LE EBIN NIHILISDIC MENE XD :DDDDDDD

Did I hurt your pathetic, patriotic feeling? There's One worse thing than American pizza.

America.

>"america can't make pizza"
>mfw america invented the dish and has invented more than 100 variations for the pizza

Why don't stop being cancer and bash america for whatever reason you do it stupid faggot cuck

so your saying your shitty domino's pizza is good compared an actual yeast rested dough with actual toppings not found in a frozen package?

nice try but your the fucking faggot

Nice trips but you're still a faggot dominos pizza is worldwide and successful for a reason

>>mfw america invented the dish and has invented more than 100 variations for the pizza


You seriously think America invented pizza?

I would NEVER eat at dominos or pizzahut. Both are disgusting.

Pan pizza. Literally made from dough that's been risen the day of.

wtf is this sauce shit? where are you from?

woah woah woah you can talk shit about dominos but pizza hutt is the shit i will fucking cuck you faggot

Amerifag detected. You should try it out. It is seriously so much better than regular American pizza.

It's fucking food. Get over it, you quadruplenigger.

looks like regular sauce that every pizza place in the world sells
ranch or something like that

eurofag here, never seen it

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>It's fucking food. Get over it, you quadruplenigger.

Can't live without food

wtf seriously tell me where are you from?

>Ranch
>Every pizza place in the world
>Ranch
>RANCH

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>looks like regular sauce that every pizza place in the world sells
>ranch or something like that

Hahahaha, ranch?! On pizza? Fucking kiddin Me?

op sounds like a health snob
oh thanks for the news flash, greasy fucking pizza isn't a delicacy?
yeah thanks, we know, but everyone likes junk food sometimes
high quality pizza if you want an actual dinner
fast food pizza if you want to enjoy some delicious vice food, like at a casual party

all pizza is good you fucking faggot piece of shit

That's a Swedish "kebab pizza". Awesome. The white sauce consist of yoghurt, pineapple juice and garlic.

Those pics are fast Food pizzas. Just not the amerishit kind.

usa
it's called ranch dressing dumb ass and everyone loves it with their pizza
all pizza places have it

1. Its not ranch. I would guess its a white cream sauce in place of a traditional marinara. Maybe white sauce is traditional to OP who knows.
2. Ranch was created in America and is not found in pizza places "worldwide".

I know its a fucking dressing. You have it on salads, thats it. NEVER use it on pizza, disgusting

even italy has tons of americanized pizza restaurants so yeah it pretty much is found everywhere

>>mfw america invented the dish

sorry to bust your bubble, but pizza is an italian invention

Pizza isn't even everywhere in the world and you're telling me pizza places have ranch world wide because Italy has it?

Oh sweet jesus and mother mary, kebab-pizza is the best thing to have happened to hangovers since weed and bea

no because the pizza industry is extremely americanized and so is every civilized country

Not enough imitation crab meat

This is a real pizza

that sweet, sweet bea.. put some pommes on the kebabpizza and its even better.

bruv