I am a straight family man, beautiful wife but all I think about is cock...

I am a straight family man, beautiful wife but all I think about is cock, I have no interest in gay sex I just love the image of a good stuff cock spurting cum , I'd love to wrap my lips around a hot shaft and drink in all that cum, to feel that throbbing member punch into my bowels, is there any thing better?

So you're gay.

no I have never touched another man, so I am not gay

im gay
but all i think about is pussy
is something wrong with me?

that's not what makes you gay, faggot.

Kek

all I think about is pasta, does that make me a plate of spaghetti?

so not having gay sex means you're gay? fucking retarded logic

>fucking retarded logic
only because you are still in denial. being attracted to a guy makes you gay. not the act itself.

God, after a hard day of thinking of cock I think I will go home to my wife and once again prove to myself that I'm not gay!

ok so if I did tons of gay stuff just for the fuck of it, like during a three way, without any real desire, then even though I have a cock in my mouth and one in my ass then I am NOT gay, cause I don't really give a rats ass?

Exactly

There's a term for that. We call them Fabulous faggots.

yes.

I hear ya bro, you could be me

Indeed. Being gay is a cock craving for cock. You're hard thinking about drinking cum ? You're gay.

Full stop.

>what is sarcasm

I never touched a woman, but I'm still straight faggot

so lets be clear, I go to a gloryhole and some guy sucks me off that isn't gay cause I really don't care if it is a man, woman, or a calf on the other side of that wall, I just want to shoot my nut

...

lost

If you dont like it then I would say you are not gay. But if you keep doing it after realizing it than that makes you a faggot by association and a retard at that

yes but you think of women, right? He thinks of cocks and not women. Meaning?

You are a faggot.

Yo ho tweedly-dee

Being a faggot is all you can be

Deny if you must but soon you will see

You are a faggot

gay

try to prove it, but you can't deny you're gay

more or less. lots of gay guys had sex with women for various reasons. doesn't make them straight. it's about the attraction.
in your example you're prolly legit polysexual if you can get hard to just about anything.

here is one to get you thru my friend, pussy esp hairy pussy is amazing

Its kind of gay if you know its a man. If you didnt know what was on the other side then whatever. But just being ok with anything at least makes you bi because you are saying youd knowingly let a guy suck you off

You watch too much tranny porn and have trained yourself to think cock is sexy. Fucking duh.

he is gay, period....but denies it, because of lack of intercourse, pleb

Just like my bro. He says he's not gay but wants to become a woman so he can get fucked in the ass by dudes.

>implying cock isn't sexy af

>wants to become a woman so he can get fucked in the ass
so men don't have an ass? legit

she isn't gay but a straight mtf. but this thread isn't about trannies so lets keep them out.

A girl's dick?

it was a satirical made to the op. I am bisexual and like to get a laugh out of the confused faggots on this site

He was raised hard fundamentalist, so i think its some kinda psych rationalization bullshit

Honestly I would tend to agree from a objective point of view if the dick is erect. If its flacid then thats gross. But even straight guys will get a little hard seeing erect dick cause that means fucking is about to happen. If woman comes in then full mast. If more men then run for cover

cock is fucking sexy as hell, through the ages all civilizations have worshipped cock, I want to keep that tradition alive, but not in a gay way

Autism

nah, cock is only good if it's attached to a manly man.
of course erect is better but i feel like it would be really hot sucking on a flaccid cock and feeling it grow in my mouth.

every "straight" guy I know tries to cum with the actor in the porn video, they try to shoot when he shoots, they are focused on that cock, so I guess every guy is gay cause they are turned on by hard cocks

I suggest a daily dose of bleach.

It isn't gay to suck a girls cock, cause ya know--- she is a she

Sounds gay

Me too that autistic guy needs to get on it.

the Sup Forums cat goddess would scare the gay right out of you faggots

Idiot he said hes not gay he just is only attracted to cocks in his ass and mouth.

but he isn't attracted to men so I see his point,

Same feeling bro, but I'm too shy/afraid to go find some cock, so I suck mine instead