>jackie chan is walking home through an airport, with an ancient vase for his uncle's shop and a bottle of wine
>he goes up to Black Panther, and remembering Carter's lingo, says "wassup my nigga"
>BP goes into fight mode, and the other avengers follow suit
>jackie doesnt want trabble
>airport has standard luggage and chairs and 1 ladder
Jackie Chan vs The Avengers
Bentley Flores
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David Long
Jackie wins no challenge
Brody Fisher
Tony Stark finds out he's money laundering via shell corporations and turns over the evidence to the Chinese government, who then has Jackie executed
Ethan Ross
They would need a reality warper with the skills of Dr. Strange to even make this a fair fight.
Jayden Cox
Black Panther is a wuss living in some nigger village where he's called Chimichanga or some shit.
Connor Flores
>prime Jackie Chan with no old injury
>also in charge of choreography
>make literally 50 takes to get one kick right
>all other characters are replaced with his stunts team from Hong Kong
>Scarjo is played by a Chinese old guy with wig
Nathan Flores
If he's holding a baby he takes it 10/10 easy
Aiden Thompson
Jaaaaaaaaaaaakie!
and one more thing!
Nicholas Hernandez
>had a crush on both cartoon jackie and jade as a kid
Wish my parents never smoked weed and made me this way
Jace Hernandez
which one Sup Forums?
Elijah Evans
Nu male gay gay Fi De sow
Jordan Martinez
>wants no trabble
>holds a baby
>neither of those things ever happened in a jackie chan movie
Nice memes, you have there, retards
Jack Reyes
Dragon, Rabbit or Monkey for me.
>Dragon
Firebending
>Rabbit
SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THESE
>Monkey
I can turn into anything
Carter Martinez
Colton Gray
Michael Garcia
imortality - boring i know
Parker Morales
Dualism
>two shitposters
>one made of good the other evil
>yin/yang
>one in the shadows one in the light
it's like pottery
Xavier Fisher
>Implying Jackie isn't money laundering with the blessing of the Chinese government, for the Chinese government
Jackie's public net worth is the tip of the iceberg of his actual finances. Stark would be sending him back home to get super soldier upgrades, and they would LITERALLY need a reality bending character to even touch Comrade Notrabble.
Oliver Garcia
china literally backs jackie
Christopher Scott
Sheep, not even trolling.
I want to be an Inception Ghost
Julian Cruz
Way to waste you double doubles dickmuncher
Cooper Baker
Everything about this thread made me cringe
Leo Carter
Jackie Chan googles Tiananmen Square and the Chinese government executes him
Adam Flores
CRINGE XD
Hudson Cook
Angry
Nathaniel Moore
Jackie really is the best action director, I wish he still made movies cause western action scenes Fuckig suck
Justin Cox
Are you fron the west
Jack Richardson
jackie chan adventures was my favorite cartoon
Julian Johnson
Jackie one shots