Ask a guy who works graveyard at 711 anything

Ask a guy who works graveyard at 711 anything.

How much does that make an hour?

Are you really poor and did you come from a poor family?

$11.00
Only cuz thats what i asked for when being hired. I found out everyone else makes $10.00

No and no

Good for you OP

Why do you work for $11 an hour if you're not a broke person?

how often do you consider cutting off your penis and putting it on that hot dog roller thing?

Are you skinny fat, regular fat, strong fat or circus fat?

Good question. I guess I am a broke person. I work for $10.00 an hour to not be more broke to answer your question.

Not once have I ever.

weird. have you ever fucked the slurpee machine?

Skinny fat

Nope.

you're not even a little bit interesting.

How old are you? Are you like way too old to be working for 11 an hour? I am and it can be really shitty.

Skinny fat guys rock

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Im just answering questions. If you want interesting than ask an interesting question. That power belongs to you user.

I wanna make a mixtape outta this. But i suck at life so... Ill let someone else do it instead.

30 and ya it does suck being an underachiever.

What are the perks of been employed there user? Hot dogs for days? I'm not even trolling bro I fucking love
7 11 dawgs. Spicy big bite for days bruh.

Fag

Yeah you sound like a super under achiever. You should crash on my couch and never leave

Besides the obvious hotdog perks, theres this Dominos Pizza a few doors down from my store that hooks us 711 employees up with 5 dollar mediums with unlimited toppings.

That'd be nice

Oh fuck. That sounds very nice. How's the OT tho?

Not much OT.

Best status symbol of wealth is having a slacker leeching off you for everyone to see

ayy nigga i just got off graveyard 711

That's what's up.

Damn. Hope It's the path you need at the moment user. Real talk. Getting you money for etc reasons. For a plan.

Are you Hispanic white or black?

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Just paying my bills. I appreciate the well wishes though.

Do you just leech off your parents, or your friends too?

White

Are you more bony, more soft bodied or both?

Has anyone ever robbed the store, or just shop lifted stuff?

All good. Keep ya chin up. 7 11 is not the end of you. Know that.

Do you have a girlfriend or total slacker loser?

Are your parents proud of you?

My local 7 11 has pics posted of current thieves. The best one is of this one bitch walking out with a 30 pack of beer. Shit is crazy bruh. Least here.

How often do you have to eat ramen because you blew through your tiny paycheck too fast?

Soft bodied

I hope you end up fucking her and knocking her up and have to beg your parents for an allowance to afford your video games and your child support payments to her.

Badass you'd be good at crashing on my couch and leeching off my success.

How do you get to work?

I fuck her every night brotato. She loves it in the ass and also she can't get prego by me. As I shoot empty shell's. She knows this. That's why she asks for it in her white little mouth. Irish bitches ftw mufagga.

Just beer runs so far for me

No girlfirend.

Probably not.

That's awesome. I'm proud of you

What's your kik

Never. Mostly drink beer. I dont eat much.

Yesssssss

I live right across the street so I walk.

Shoot me a kik.

leanmusclebrah

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Don't use kik

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Well download it captain broke slacker

What happens after that?

Have you ever had a concious, purposeful thought about what you want your career to be and imagined the baby steps to get there? If gas-station attendant is your dream, congrats.

You should have cool friends and I'm a cool dude

I used to want to be a musician. I used to sell paintings. Then one day i just realized the arts are gay. So now i just work at a convenience store.

You probably are.

What are your hobbies/vices?