About to board this plane
Dubs decide what I do
>In the air
>While boarding
Take off at 8:30 Eastern US
About to board this plane
Juan Green
Brandon Powell
At 9:11am jump up and run to the emergency door and grab at the handles yelling aloha snackbar
Jack Martinez
Start chanting 'Yankees Suck'
Gavin Adams
>Not a dreamliner
Pleb
David Long
while boarding crawl down the isle like a baby and if someone comments throw a tantrum
then approx halfway to your seat stand up and act like nothing happened
Samuel Garcia
Inb4 "allahu akbar"
Juan Gomez
rollin for this
Samuel Gonzalez
>call the male flight attendants "faggots"
Joshua Bailey
You going on holiday faggot?
James Harris
bruh
Bentley Anderson
brah
Bentley Garcia
In white countries we call it "vacation"
Nathaniel Fisher
start screaming like crazy frog
Angel Powell
take over the plane and fly it into that big cube thing that the muslims like so much
Chase Morris
you mean the quran?
Aaron Murphy
It's thunder-storming. No way he wants to be squeezed into a wetdreamliner up against a hundred other sweaty dudes.
Brody Bailey
lol you gonna suck some polynesian dick on that holiday, faggot?
Thomas Bennett
Where are you going, OP?
Jeremiah Murphy
no this thing
Nolan Edwards
Read a book on your 300 dpi e-reader and eat a Clif Bar every 3-4 hours.
Jayden Parker
Do nothing and have a safe flight, OP
Luke Harris
Look at grindr on the runway and maybe there will be someone to help you join the mile high club.