Ask an American firefighter

Ask an American firefighter

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Who r u voting for

Donald Trump who else? Really strong leader.

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Volley or paid? I'm a Volley at a 100% dept. FF/EMT-B. Paid is network engineering.

Sexual stories?

Are you on shift? I am.

Thank u for your service sir.. I'm the one who asked the question

Hahaha I have a lot of good ones. The guys at the Dept love them.
>be me
>virgin 19, New Years party
>start making out with this 3/10 girl
>go up stares things get serious
>start to finger her in the dark
>feel fuzz
"Oh yeah user I don't shave I don't believe in that cause I'm a feminist"
>areyoukiddingme.GIF
>fuck it
>starts to 69
>I smell shit
At the time I thought she didn't wipe but her pussy was horrific
>start to fuck
>I couldn't keep it up she was so ugly didn't even come 2/10 worst sex ever
Not my proudest moment but hey built up my confidence up. Gotta start somewhere you know? I have more if you want to know more if you want to hear it

Yes more pls. Any firefighter-related ones?

I'm having trouble turning on the hose, any tips?

Volley for now. I plan on going to fire academy at one of the cities near by. I love doing it

Rape them.

Can you be more specific?

No fire fighter related stories yet.
>met this girl on tinder 4/10 face ass of a goddess
>10 mins in talk about having sex
>park under an overpass by a river
>going down her
>start to eat her out
>inhale
>thatsnobueno.png
>fuck her in the in the back seat of her car
>next day
>she wants more
>tell her to pick me up drive to her place then drop me off at my place
>she lives 45 minutes away
>she does it
>fuck her at her house
5/10 sex it was meh truth be told I never climaxed during sex before.

Were there bombs in the world trade towers?

Why didn't you finish High School?

How many corpses per month do you see on average, and do you get desensitized?

What is your favourite kind of sandwich?

Easy, PBnJ

I work in a really small town. So I haven't seen any yet

I graduated. Are you one of those guys who are jealous of firemen?

Truth be told I'm really iffy about the situation. For me there isn't enough conflicting evidence for it to be an inside job.
We're also talking about the government. They are so disorganized it's unreal lol. There's no way that could be orchestrated. Maybe a select few but not all of.
If it was an inside job, whoever did it gots what coming to them. Justice will be served one way or the other.

Can jet fuell melts Steel beams?

No

How much wood could a wood Chuck Chuck if a wood Chuck could chuck wood?!

What do you think about toaster Steve?!

Is it possible for jet fuel to melt steel beams ?

>Trump wins election
>He comes out to make his winning speech.
>He looks bored.
>As he gets to the mic, he stands there for a second.
>All is quiet.
>He begins to adjust the mic.
>A cough is heard in the audience.
>The mic is almost touching his lips now.
>A smirk slowly but surely appears.
>Obama, you're fired!
>The crowd goes fucking nuts.
>Wetbacks begin running back to Mexico.
>Liberals and faggots start blowing their brains out left and right.
>Hillary has a stroke.
>Jews start immediately burying shekels.
>McCain is sitting in a bar sobbing while getting blown by Karl Rove.
>Karl is sobbing as he does so.
>Jeb complaining to the Jews this wasn't how it was planned.
>The First Lady causes boners across the USA.
>All is right with the world.
>No more niggers.

u also use guns against fire??

He's a shit bag. If you're going to kill yourself, try not to harm others. The smoke alone in his dorm could've killed the neighboring college students.
Do you know how many toxins are in smoke?

I usually take my AR-15 which stand for assault rifle 15 (shoots 15 rounds per trigger pull) and just empty my tactical, extended, drum slip in to fire.