Ask an American high school English teacher anything

Ask an American high school English teacher anything.

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What ethnicity are you?

do you ever fantasize about fucking your students? would you ever do it?

Quite white

Will you post nudes?

I have, but I always hate myself after. I would never do it.

Your reading says it's a good day to purchase new shoes, Surprise your loved ones, and ruminate on the night sky. Observe how it is beautiful despite being a transparency. This is because the sky, Like all void, Is a mirror.

Ever teach a published author?

Did you become a high school teacher to look at teenage girls every weekday?

Why are you a teacher? The pay is shit, liability is high, the only good thing is summer vacation.

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Is your name Allie Ijams?

What are your degree(s) in?

How can we teach children poetry in an efficient manner?

ever taken creepshots of your students?

what's it like knowing that many of the girls in your classes would like to fuck you?

do you see much cringe-worthy betashit? pls share stories

Yes initially. But I truly enjoy the profession now

Those are all true, but how have a lot of control over how I conduct my lessons, lots of opportunity to be creative, and I don't have to sit at a desk all day and I don't have to do manual labor.

why? my first high school crush was one of my teachers, twice my age and married. many high school students are horny for their teachers so if both of you want it then what's wrong

OP here. That's not me. No, I did not become a teacher so I could go to jail.

OP here, don't listen to this faggot.

No.

No, but I did teach the grand daughter of a super famous author.

Ernesto Hemingshoe?

do you ever get attached to like really smart and interesting students?

That's fairly close. People often don't understand that famous author isn't one step above author, But hundreds. And one is often death.

What is your favorite piece of literature?

Show us some funny ass mistakes those young niggers make

Isn't he the one who Old Man and The Giant Fish?

Good. Good.

No creepshots. I enjoy not being in prison.

So much beta it hurts. One kid in a freshman class this semester constantly goes on about pony shit. He talks to the black kids about how he likes rap but hates the lyrics. He let's them look at his phone and they download porn and shit to it. The girls in his groups just yell at him for being obnoxious and he just laughs it off. Then he cries, literally, when he fails a quiz because he didn't study. MFW

Not OP, but there's the aspect that it's illegal, especially if the student is a minor.

I'm a debate coach, so yeah. I end up treating them like adults because they're so much higher level than the other kids. Kind of refreshing to have real conversation, actually.

Well, maybe not illegal (aside from underage), but you would definitely lose your job if you got caught.

i aleays thought that teachers don't give a fuck about you no matter how much they let you know that you're their "favourite". well i guess there are some nice teachers out there.

>He talks to the black kids about how he likes rap but hates the lyrics.
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I really like teaching To Kill a Mockingbird, mostly to show them Atticus Finch isn't the beacon of legal justice everyone thinks. He's actually pretty nietzschean.

my fucking sides lmao
but of course the ponyfag can't pass an english test

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Do black students fail your class more than whites?

Secondary language art, philosophy, administration.

Poetry is about being surprised, so either a kid likes a poem or doesn't. The best thing I can do is show a variety and show the impact poetry has on the world.

If you were a bra what size tits would you like to hold and why? defend and justify your answer.

Actually, they tend to do better on average. I think they mostly try to prove themselves to the white kids.

Stealing this for an expository essay prompt. Thanks.

Fuck to kill a mocking bird that's a shit book

Make sure to add "use anticipated counter arguments to defend your choice"

I'm an idiot so I never really understood the morals this book is trying to convey. I've read it and found it boring. Can you give me your professional take on it?

You had a bad teacher, then. That book shows how fucked up even America's "heroes" are.

For sure.

So Atticus is the main point of the book. This mother fucker doesn't give a fuck except about his kids. He doesn't like white trash, he doesn't like negroes, he doesn't like yankees, but most of all he doesn't like people telling him what to do. He just wants people to be able to do what they want without getting ducked around by the unwashed masses or egghead elites. He is proud to defend a negro, not because he really likes them (he doesn't) but because he hates the fascist values of his neighbors. In his view, negros are usually pretty dumb and have an inferior culture, but that's their problem.

Furthermore, he doesn't believe America is just. In the court scene, he tries to convince the jury that they need to uphold American values of justice, but only pages later he tells his son that was just a lie so he might have a chance at winning. Atticus believes only in himself, and he's just trying to teach his kids to do the same thing. So in a nihilistic way, yeah he's a hero, but he's certainly not a champion of justice.

Are you the teacher? answer the question alreqdy, poopy pants..

Kek