Please visit Spain, we are friendly towards foreigners and love to give them a lot of hugs

Please visit Spain, we are friendly towards foreigners and love to give them a lot of hugs.

hugs?

now are we talking bog-standard friendly hugs, or?

Aren't you fellas like, Europe Mexico?

no

We wouldn't do anything you don't feel comfortable with.

I mean, I feel comfortable with most things. There isn't much that makes me uncomfortable anymore

Sounds interesting.

>we are friendly towards foreigners


nope, go to France this year you dusgusting guiris, we don't you here.

I guess so, I mean. Hugs are cool.

>visit Spain
>it's basically the same but people sleep in the afternoon and speak the wrong language

THIS kek

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Spain would go bankrupt without Northern European tourists.

thank you, I haven't experienced physical affection in a long time

>Spain would go bankrupt without Northern European tourists.
ironically everybody blames tourism with our shitty economy

わあぁ~い

>we are friendly towards foreigners.
Claro, tomo nota.

che argie!

how does that make any sense, tourism is free money

Bueno, no me puedo negar a un abrazo. P-pero te estoy vigilando eh!

I will come this summer and I will take many cute spanish boys virginity!

Please visit /esp/, we always welcome new people.

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That would be Poland.

I'm gonna come to spain. Why? The name just sounds cool. Say it with me: "Sp-Ayy-Nnee"

Spain makes me think of spades and horses, dirt, black hair, girls wearing dresses dancing, coat of arms and countryside.

I've never visited the place and haven't even watched a video or seen pictures of it, how far off is my imagery?

Brown hair is more common, and girls always wear trousers here. There are a lot of coats of arms and countryside, but most people live in the cities and in general is like any other western country.

100% correct

sin duda, aqui los gilipollas se contentan en ser los camareros de los nordicos.

>"Sp-Ayy-Nnee"
that's really not how you pronounce spain, mate.

S-Pane

I like Andorra better but thanks

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>expensive visas

I want but i'm poor.

I love how "friendly" Spanish women are to a Northern European who speaks a little local.

However, they are not a race of women who you get angry....... sexy as hell when they shout at you all pissed off tho.

Low quality meme
never marry a spaniard woman
for ur own good

I'll marry you