Post depressing missed opportunities

>she will never play Lara Croft

Would've been the perfect Wonder Woman.

>she will never sit on my dick and let me impregnate her
jdimsa

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Out of the way pleb-shits, real Lara Croft coming through

Took too fucking long, damn shame. That said, I'm glad she left her mark on a somewhat original character that while it has similarities to WW, is still unique enough.

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>she will never go back to acting and shows her mom body in full glory

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No

too stinky

I meant nude

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my nigga

She would've made the disaster of a film that is the live action Aeon Flux movie at least decent.

Absolutely shit-tier older woman. You are tasteless waste.

Oh shit she would have been perfect.

>this will never happen

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Would be better than Gadots WW

my niggas

Kate Beckinsale is in her 40s now. Lara Croft is between 20-30. There are many more promising actresses of this age.

every day I wake up and she's not Lara Croft makes me want to go to sleep again and never wake up

>Lara Croft will never be allowed to have tits bigger than Cs ever again
>Lara Croft will never be allowed to be a confident cocksure eccentric rich woman again.
>Lara will forever be a feminist puppet, despite feminists originally hating her.
>Lara is ironically more fetishized now, under the guise of female empowerment, than she was ever before.

My niggas

Poppy Drayton would have been a good choice. Although Beckinsale would be a 10/10 if they actually wanted a more mature Croft.

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>There are many more promising actresses of this age.

You know when I watch porn, none of the new promising starlets of this age are at all appealing to me. I always go back to watching the same videos of the same girls I watched when I was 16.

Her tits are too round.

Hnnnggggg

Dani is so fucking hot

where have you been, my niggas?

Yes good choice. I do enjoy Poppy Drayton in Shannara Chronicles. And her looks have a lot in common with Lara in the new Tomb Raider games.

lol

Over here, nigga

It sickens me that ugly five-headed no tits bitch got picked over Gemma

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>she will never be my auntie

>swn have get an opportunity in Hollywood

;__;

Nigga Lara Croft was born in 1968. She's 48 now.

I liked Jolie in her prime, though

well then you are missing out on a lot of teen talent. ..or you have thing for milfs because your mom molested you when you were young

I feel like this chick is really into me. How can I make this happen, Sup Forums?

What the fuck? Lia now with Claire-tier tits?

add her on snapchat

It's pretty ironic how feminists felt threatened by Lara Croft's power and alphaness, so they turned her into a weak crying little girl who now gets drooled over by men with semi-pedo semi-sadistic paternalistic fetishes.

Jolie was great but Gemma is the best new pic

It's weird watching Lea descend from a school girl into a slut hollywood execs pass around.

i am a straight white male thank you very much and Lara Croft doesn't actually exist. she's a fictional character.

No, dude, the girls in the videos I'm watching are the same age as the girls in the videos I'm not watching. They're just older videos.

shut your whore mouth you skank

You're the one who mentioned her age.

In any case I meant Kate Beckinsale should have played Lara Croft in the first place, but she could easily still be playing an older Lara now (none of that reboot crap).

>Tfw I was never molested when I was younger

I still have a feeling you were molested by someone close to you

m-mommy

What's wrong with wanting to be molested? Are you gay or something?

jfc. it hurts it hurts ;_;

>Kate will never be your sexually abusive older relative

1. I never said there is anything wrong with anything

2. it has nothing to do with my sexual orientation

How's that depressing? She's a fucking dreadful actress and wouldn't even have the second-stringer's career she does without [x] number of lonely, horny guys making up an audience.

phwoar! topping totty, chaps! 10/10 in her britannic majesty's caliphate

>that apostrophe
into the trash she goes

I would reply with a smart rebuttal of the offensive nature but I realize there is a new Underworld film in the works that will make you look like the silliest of fools

>You will never wake up next to Kate after she had put a chocolate in your bum

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Does she have any nudes?

Why she such a prankster? Also Dominic Cooper seems like a sperg from that interview

she would be perfect 2bh

pretty sure that's a porn actress dude

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Will never play Roland in a Dark Tower movie.

dirty whore

Even though it is weebshit I would have liked to see this just to see they pay attention to their casting

Right in the feels :(

Should've been Antje

either way it should not have been Scarlett
At least they didn't pick a chink

I got a Lara she can Croft right here in my pants if you know what I mean.

>He never played Aragorn as it was originally intented to.

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>picking a chink to play a white-looking robot

Ed Harris in a movie about Rommel.

That's Olivia Wilde, dummy

>Ed Harris in a movie about Rommel.
Have you ever seen "Walker" ?

No. Should I?

Am I supposed to find this fat jiggly cow attractive, here?

Thank god she lost all of that.

If you like Ed Harris, "war" films and history it's essential viewing.

rip

My life

>he had opportunities to miss

normies get out

And why is that bad exactly?

>Olivia Wilde
>Chink
nigga you're retarded

Thank god he didn't.

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What's wrong with black guy playing a character described as Blondie from the Dollar trilogy?
Oh...oooohhh.

he will never be Tom Bombadil and rescue Frodo from the Barrow Wights.

he was literally born to play this role. fuck you Hackson.

Robin Williams would've been better

Stop posting fridges

/r/ing more dirty lia

>Kate Beckinsale
>fridge

unfuck yourself

why is this so hot, Sup Forums?

I used to watch TheFineBros just for her

Best Wonder Woman

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