/cyc/ /track/ /bike/ evening thread #2 SLEW DEM edition

Final day at the track.3 Golds on offer tonight.Get in here

20:00 - 21:02

Women's Sprint Semifinals

20:10 - 20:36

Women's Omnium Flying Lap 5\6

20:46 - 20:58

Men's Keirin Second Round

21:05 - 21:42

Women's Omnium Points Race 6\6

21:44 - 22:30

Women's Sprint Finals

22:14 - 22:26

Men's Keirin Finals

Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/LauraTrott31
therightstuff.biz/2016/06/02/on-normies/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

TEAM GB!

First for Mosley.

First for Trotty's smelly crotch.

WE /18/ NOW

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

rip in piece, Lucien
#/tdf/

>Laura Trott doing an AMA on Reddit next Monday

twitter.com/LauraTrott31

fugg

this trott fetish is going a little to far lads

Inb4 faggot swede spammer

Good evening lads

>mfw gold

>we're gonna win so much you're gonna get tired of winning

Donald mctrumpsen, head of british cycling in 2004

Make Marginal Gains Again!

Do you think the cycling women's pussy muscles could break your cock?

DROPPED

want to die as badly as cycling new zealand has died over the past 10 years

Why are we so good, brehs?

How are we cheating?

WONT GET NONE OF YOUR PBs BACK

damn I want a cola now

Why doesn't she do one on Sup Forums?!

IT'S NOT FAIR DAMMIT!

Why the fuck is there some guy doing nothing but spamming pictures of Max Mosley and saying tsuuu

What is even the point?

what do you even do in sailing

move the sail back and forth in the wind?

looks like shit

>we're so good that we win events several days before we're supposed to

>tfw the wigger who keeps posting grime beat me to making the thread

for what its worth mine is laid out better

uhoh, THAT story is going to get spammed isn't it?

no idea but it actually looks pretty tiring

>Max Mosley
(You)

really not a fan of the layout in that OP

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So apparently trans women can participate in women's sports as long as they've been on hormones for a year. No need to even chop your dick off.

Anyone else getting ready for Tokyo 2020?

If I ever make it famous I'd probably just start threads like 'My Name here, ask me anything' with no picture. If you did actually fess up to coming here the press would take you to town.

Sailing shouldn't be done competitively. It's actually very relaxing.

ARE YOU FUCKING MAD BRUV

MY DARLING, I

Need something to fill the gaps between based Swede bestowing luck on our lads

Oswald whatever

It's his dad

does the german one have a serious shot at gold?

POINTS RACE NOW

TROTT CANT LOSE

>Music for Jason and Laura

>Bradley Wiggins hung his medal around her neck

And then his hung cock gave her neck a pearl necklace

>if we didn't choke we could got close to the london gold tally of 28

looking at ennis and rutherford

Britpol'''''' humour"""''''''''''''""""

Got a feeling Trotty will flop in the points race lads. There's opportunity for memes and she can't just dominate the field all race

He put the races that are alrady in the op in

GAYSON KENNY AINT WINNING GOLD IN KEIRIN INB4 MUH SEMI FINAL. KENNY WASTED HIS ENERGY IN THE SEMI FINAL GAHAAHAHA AND LAURA TROTT IS GONNA LOSE THE POINTS RACE GAHAHAHA

SCREENCAP THIS POST

>playing Barry White to show the other countries how much we're fucking them

nice one DJ

in sprint race final yes

our female sprinters are shit surprised we even had two in semi finals

No, he's up against Jason Kenny

Trott with her hair down is best Trott

Angry swede where are you. All summon him now

>At 12, she met Bradley Wiggins

Go on

>people pretend that every cyclist doesn't inject gear directly into their eyeballs

Who's hoping for another crash?

Might have a chance at spoiling our hat trick lad.

Yes, decent chance actually. Out of the 3 its the womens sprint we are least likely to win

It's the Eternal Anglo meme.

Read up on meme warfare here

therightstuff.biz/2016/06/02/on-normies/

ty for this post swede

her giant bush made her slower

I hate JK Rowling so much

James is the weakest of the three going for gold. That said a weak British cyclist is still pretty good

'he' is a woman, though

COME ON LAURA!

DUBS and Laura Trott gets wiped out in lap 12, breaking both of her legs

ennis didn't choke and Greg made the best of a weak era for long jump

KJT though, that was fucking disgraceful

>that loli Trott with Wiggo

COME ON TROTT

>tfw ranked 51 in archery in the UK
>tfw I will either never get into the olympics or will be abut 45 when I do
>tfw I will never cuck Kenny

I know about that meme, it has fucking zero relevance to cycling and why the fuck is there a website on this shite

Jesus

I'm hoping someone to crash kenny/trott Cavendish style for those salty Anglo tears who can't handle a bit of banter :^)

Why are all Canadian women so fucking miserable?

Jesus it was the same shit with the Canadian olympic lifters in multiple classes AND the fucking canadian synchonised swimmers.

Whats up with them?

you don't need to dominate the field, you just to stop others from doing it.

Anyone got it?

Just get better

need my face between those thighs pronto

Ennis didn't choke, belge did things

Someone post webdm of Mark "Live under Jim Jong il, your blood will spill" Cavendish

so JFs can see what we've already beat them in, good idea t b h

Mark "The meme machine" Cavendish

Keep showing his lethal move

t. wigger whos just discoverd grime even though its been dead for years

I think Edinburgh has a velodrome, might nip down there tomorrow on my Apollo X-Rated lads. Looks like a fucking deathtrap

tfw you will never ride through the countryside with your waifu

>I know about that meme, it has fucking zero relevance to cycling and why the fuck is there a website on this shite
Boring cunt

>BBC saying someone might Cavendish Trott

>tfw happy that she's happy but also mad as FUCK she's not mine

Don't like this feel.

Not enough dude weed LMAO ?

I thought you were talking about Joachim Eilers in the keirin

Yeah Vogel is quality

LAURA GONNA CHOKE SCREENCAP THIS POST

So the only way Trott will lose is if a wipeout happens, right?

No its just lasy copy pasting

Is Clare Balding autistic?

Its the old fucks that have been doing it for decades that keep beating me. I'm definitely top 3 under 25 year old

>"""""people"""""" still listen to grime

Smh desu senpai

The Eternal Anglo is about Anglo's fucking things up for Europeans (like Hitler and Napolean), by keeping them weak and divided. Therefore posting it here is symbolic of anglo dominance since we own the velodrome.

>being unaware of the recent resurgence

hell, it's even got a niche following in yankland now.

Not if she does it first!

apollo x-rated?

You what mate?

Nope she can join back in

No, she's a lesbian

you wouldn't give her future gold medallist children

it's for the best

>Trott and Kenny will have cycling superstars as children

Eugenics when?

state your name cuz