/heem/: artem lobov edition

Upcoming events:

8/19: RFA 42 - Gigaos vs Juusola
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/26: Bellator 160: Henderson vs Freire
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Condit vs Maia
8/27: ONE FC: Jakarta - Santos vs Svirid
9/2: ONE FC: Kuala Lumpur - TBA
9/2: Lion Fight 31 - Baars vs Whitley
9/3: UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett
9/9: RFA 43 - Camozzi vs Barnes
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
9/16: Bellator 161 - Kongo vs Johnson
9/17: UFC FN 94 - Poirier vs Johnson
9/24: UFC FN 95 - Cyborg vs Lansberg
9/25: RIZIN 2 - RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: OPENING ROUND - Fedor vs Cro Cop
10/1: UFC FN 96 - Lineker vs Dodson
10/8: UFC 204 - Bisping vs Henderson 2

Previous thread: News:

>Horiguchi-Bagautinov added to UFC FN 97
bloodyelbow.com/2016/8/16/12499686/flyweights-kyoji-horiguchi-vs-ali-bagautinov-added-to-ufc-manila

>We union now
mmamania.com/2016/8/11/12439012/professional-fighters-association-pfa-launches-today-to-represent

>RIZIN card, rumors
mmamania.com/2016/8/16/12500748/latest-rizin-fight-card-rumors-world-grand-prix-2016-sept-25-tokyo-japan-mma

>BILYAL MAHKOV IS AN ABSOLUTE MUNSTER
bloodyelbow.com/2016/8/16/12503670/joe-rogan-expects-big-gorilla-bilyal-makhov-dominate-ufc-russian-mma

>UFC 202 prefight facts
mmajunkie.com/2016/08/ufc-202-pre-fight-facts-history-at-stake-for-nate-diaz-conor-mcgregor-in-colossal-rematch

Free fight, Embeddeds:

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Schaub = God

friend simulator

A new fighter has stepped up to challenge the Undisputed Eternal GOAT of Women's MMA.

>artem can't jerk off standing up

no wonder he's so angry all the time

Schaub bless

youtube.com/watch?v=IaEnOt0uaQs&feature=youtu.be&t=10m28s

DJ thinks PRIDE rules are superior to UFC. End of link for time stamp.

Not hyped at all for the rematch 2bh

I think it'd be nice if they used the smaller weightclasses as a testing bed for newer more open rules. Let the Flyweights go full stomp and soccer, what's the worst that could happen?

Kennedy is a god

Definition of metrosexual. How do I achieve these aesthetics lads? Walk into some woman's grooming salon and say go to town?

DJ is GOAT, but idk kinda silly. Kicks and stomps just have a lot more velocity than even a high kick/knees. You can throw low/mid-level kicks much harder and faster to an opponent's head when they are low to the ground.

UFC 202 predictions edition.

>Conor gets eaten alive by crisp onetwos by full camp Diaz in the first round. Wobbly by 2:30 in then staggers around followed by Diaz with a barrage of punches and slaps. Conor knocked out with 1 minute still left on the clock, concussed and shaken.
>Dana White comes out and congratulates Conor on the fight and gives him the 170lb belt. Claps
>Joe Roagan says conor is a MUNNSTTERR and the crowd goes furious with clapping and incoherent cheers.
>Special surprise match, George St Pierre enters the ring wearing a Japan bandana around his head. Challenges Conor to a thumb wrestling contest. Conor uses two hands against Georges thumb and pins him with a fast count of 123 and burst out enjoyment laughing in his face "EEHHahahaha!I BEAT YOU! its dat Mac Magic!"
>Dana comes out again congratulates him and gives him the Lightweight belt and wraps it above the 170lb belt.
>Joe Rogan says "This is a once of a lifetime fighter! An absolute. MUUUNNSSTTEERRR" followed by incoherent ptreodactyl noises.
>Clapping is thunderous as orange white and green confetti rains down in the arena and fireworks start to go off.

Cain, Overeem and Werdum are all better fighters than Fedor is/was.
If you disagree you are a casual.

Are you ready for the reign of Artem?

3 wins away from fighting Conor for the belt.

fuck man that's brutal. Literally how you get brain damage.

Lol did you shoop his arms smaller?

Schaub bless you, brothers

how has nobody shooped the reach number yet

im disappointed cuz i think diaz's boy is gonna reck artem. but i want artem to stay. can mcgregor call in a favor after this one or is the ufc still mad because he didn't want to promote 200?

No, just took the screenshot a minute ago

bless

You don't even know what metrosexual means you stupid donk

Everyone thinks this is a joke but believe you me artem will make a mockery of this bum

In the clinch he will throw a devastating uppercut that will knock Avila out cold

Artem said if he doesn't win this one he'll leave.

>Olympics
>"Egyptian judo athlete reprimanded, sent home after refusing to shake Israeli opponent's hand."
holy fuck. next time someone refuses to shake someone's hand in the octogon remember that THIS IS SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.

ronda rousey? ban that bitch.

pretty fkn sure artems gonna win for the first time in his life.

Lucas middlebrook, one of e guys leading it, on fighters association youtu.be/fdwNNt1KkRI

Shit like that is why I havent wasted any of these olympics. The IOC is a fucking joke. Nevermind the fact that it's not live on TV here.

>ronda rousey? ban that bitch
I like that.

One day the whole of /heem/ will be pictures of Schaub

Been a way from here for a few weeks lads, how are autism levels lately?

I do not believe that this s---- s-------- sport is for me.

Dana interview
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>post hoc ergo propter hoc

the real issue was that he refused to bow, which is explicitly against the rules.

high

196ers wont shut the fuck up

that guy is smooth as fuck, he's the one that represented Diaz when the NSAC banned him for life.

Fuck you

Schuabfags in full power. Come back after 202

thats one of the most jewish noses i've ever seen. where's colin?

Like him or love him, you can't deny that his analysis is always on point.

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Conor nuthuggers on wobbly stool watch

How do I get this huge (as natty)?

I swear to Schaub, if Kebab gets a shot at the title without fighting at lightweight within the last two years, I will quit this semen slurping sport forever.

>he refused to bow, which is explicitly against the rules.
lmao

you're fucking with me right

sounds like a dance instead of a fight

TRT

no way that tattoo is real
when the fuck did he get that early 2000s fratboy tat? lmao

Jewdokas are a bunch of fedora tipping retards

Benavidas must be packing insane dick.

he fought like 2 months ago...

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He got that tat about two months ago, I believe. MMA Digest broke the news

@160

the L rule, bro.

bullshit
show me another pic

Find it yourself

R u b ing srs?

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Até em tamanho ele não quer perder?!?! Haha #PhelpsGrande #fiqueipequeno |
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Even in size he doesn't want to lose?!?!
#Phelpstallerthanme #littleJDS
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UFC 202

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

>Cuck Thomas guest starring

WEW

ty for sending these every the time so i can dislike them

>being this much of a cheeto fingered cuck

Eugene Bless your lost soul

I always paus them. So they won't get that Utub-money. dislike. then get out quick

Nice. In and out like a devil's whisper

Hys

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Its not fair

Wow, imagine actually being this much of a piece of shit?

that picture is not doing her justice. she's not that pretty at all when you check other pics and vids.
nigga I always do this shit. Some people need to get a job in hospitality and realize what shit the rest of the world goes through to be able to pay the bills

>be a failure at life edgelord

>KIDS ARE DYING IN AFRICA ASSHOLE

You should talk to a professional about this man

Based Jones about to BTFO USADA

Does anyone know how I can get this huge?

>tfw you weren't born a tiny Mexican manlet

bitch, I'm 19. You talk like someone that needs to work at mcdonalds for 6 months so you'll know how to not be a spoiled brat.

Photoshop

I've got an eye for these things

stop

Shut up, kid

>im a piece of shit so the obvious thing is to be a piece of shit to others

Shameful. Hopefully you'll find your way out of the lost battalion

>have a dream that I got choked out by an ezekiel choke

what does this mean /heem/

Post your walkout music:
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Focus your training on defending it.

NATEFAGS BTFO

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mad cause old. I'll piss on your graves in 10 years when you pass of age. Disgusting basement dwellers.

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and come in prancing around like gunnar nelson

>Nate got pieced up?
This nigger still hasn't rewatched the fight. 1st round was close

romero kommer vinna bältet. Markera mina ord.

Seriously this

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Zzzzzzz

You were doing so well at first

adan is in jail guys

That's only because of the short notice replacement. With a full camp Conor will finish him in the first

>Ronda will beat Holm
>Aldo will beat McGregor
>McGregor will beat Diaz
>Holm will beat shevchenko
And I'm not cherry picking, Schaub is never right. Seems more like Gooberfags BTFO to me.

guys lol the cops responded to a call about two people getting shot and then the suspects fled from the scene and crashed their car and the cops caught them and it was actually adan

Brendan Schaub loves sucking donkey dick in all his holes

>Schaub is never right
Lmao @ ur life
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A broken clock still give the correct hour, twice a day.

Why are you so upset?