Bad-ass conversation at supper /Got/

How would a conversation go between these 4 gentlemen.

Would it end in a inglorious bastards moment were someone strangles the other and start stabbing each other?

Would they agree with each other about who rules what in Westeros?

they almost have the same type of character, so it won't be that bad or would it?

just imagine if they lived in real life and you were dating their daughter how fucked are you?

By the inglorious bastards moment i meant that the woman were to be strangled by hans landa.

maybe something more of the scene with the shoot-out were every body gets shot.

Tywin would silent contemplate his homosexualality. Fat guys dad would be talking shit to Stannis. Stannis would be silent. Roose Bolton would have Ramsay with 20 good men hiding ready to slaughter.

stannis was a better commander than randyll

Roose, Tywin, and Tarly have a loose alliance so they would probably scheme. I cant see Stannis walking into a room with any one of them without drawing his sword.

>Roose Bolton would have Ramsay with 20 good men hiding ready to slaughter.
this.

Is that why he's dead?

Bump

Bump

No. It's because one of them went to war and the other didn't. Shit comparison

>not even two of them met

they would engage on an epic fight to find out who the ultimate daddyfu of got is

Starting to think /got/ is kinda gay for stern old white men.

Don't push your fucked up daddy issues on me shitheads

If he's such a good commander why did he get BTFO by le witty dwarf and Ramsay?

not canon

Only battle he won was against wildlings

D&D

Him being BTFO at Blackwater is canon

stannis and cucks daddy would kill the others due to muh honor

almost the same type of character...

why do you retard even watch the show?

Stannis would just sit quietly, and occasionally mumble something like "muh throne"

>Him being BTFO at Blackwater is canon
To be fair that happened because one of his commanders was retarded and sailed his fleet into the chain

didn't randyll have him sieged at dragon stone? weren't they all dying of starvation because of him? randyll was the only person to defeat Robert and stannis doesn't measure up

>almost the same type of character...

>grumpy
>never smiles
>Wants the best for his families name except stannis
>All head of a mighty house
>bald/almost no hair
Do i have to say anything else?
>why do you retard even watch the show?
Can't leave retard

They just wouldn't talk at all.

iirc chain was lifted after the fleet passed to block their escape

Held Storms End starving and at only the age of 17

Conquered Dragonstone

Defeated the fucking Greyjoy fleet

Also the wildling army was the biggest army ever to that date.

And blackwater had lots of stupid tricks played.

Stannis would burn them all

Tarly was only seen once, doesnt tell much.
At least Stannis is very funny.
Two are unscrupulous, one is loyal, one is just.
Irrelevant looks.

Also Great Wyk

While pensively stroking his honour

Probably that, yeah.

Stannis only burned the very worst of traitors once and cannibals, everything else is D&D fanfic.
"I will have no burnings. Pray harder"