/cyc/ /track/ /bike/ evening thread #4 cavs gay hat edition

Last event

Kenny going for treble in the Men's Keirin Finals

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FIIIIIIIIIIIIRST

>tfw the entire foreign aid budget is plowed into olympic funding and we win all cycling golds in Tokyo 2020

>YOU DECENT?

Who can stop us?

laugher gold

he will make up for brit fail

Jason Kenny is like a James Bond

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KENNY IS GOING TO LOSE IT AND THE GOLD WILL GO TO GERMANY SCREENCAP THIS POST

>foreign aid budget
The what now?

>tfw more gold than China
>tfw one less total medals than China
>tfw guaranteed another sailing gold tomorrow

IS IT A SIGN?

>plow
FOY

>Sir Jason Kenny & Dame Laura Kenny

Sounds pretty good lads

RUN UPON STAIRS INTO ROOMS

I definitely would

>350 million for the NHS? Nah cycling m8

Batsui about to batter another amatuer, on now lads

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>you will never bury your face in Laura Trott's sweaty buttcheeks

19th

Going to kms if Kenny fucks this up tbqh lads

Reeeee

Kinell she is far too old to pull off that low cut dress

We are getting better at swimming as well, and now with that meme phelps gone.

They share something else too

chill m8 u can always just pull a girl and pretend its her

dubs and kenny finishes 4th
dubs and laura breaks up with jason and married a black man

im going to tesco

fancy a nighttime nibble

goodness gracious those thighs

Sweaty Trott panties on prescription WHEN?

>Doctor I'm feeling down
>Sniff these, they smell like victory

CURED INSTANTLY

You have to go back for repeat prescriptions though.

>Kenny will never fuck you hard with his thick, veiny nine and a half inch long dick

we'll get that money from selling laura trott's sweaty socks

I hope Kenny gets absolutely BTFO and Trott dumps that faggot loser and marries me instead

Business idea: melt down all team GBs gold medals to buy more magic wheels

This guy is blatantly cheating

how about nibbling on my willy?

>pull a girl

Fuck off mark

cyclists all have to have a small dick, fucks with the aerodynamics otherwise

>dubs and laura breaks up with jason and married a black man
oh please

What do I have to do to ride the electric pace bike at the olympics?

Looks like the comfiest job in the world

meme idea: melt down all memes to buy more memes

Go to bed Cav

dont you have any fucking food in the house

Business idea: Melt down all of Laura Trott's medals and pour the molten substance over my spuds

Rawlin

No worries he bottled it and gave up half way through

That's just the team gb 2020 bike

might work

JASON KENNY IS GONNA LOSE KEIRIN BECAUSE HES NOT A FAVOURITE AND GERMANY WILL GET GOLD GAHAHAHA SCREENCAP THIS POST

Lads what happens if you take a shortcut through the middle of the track?

he's brazillian

the officials let him get away with it

COME ON JASON

GIVE JASON YOUR ENERGY

\o/

>The state of this meme race

COME ON JASON!

HAPPENING

CONFIRMED

BLACKED

>Mark "Slanted eye, time to die" Cavendish

>Laura Trott on a night out

CARRYING BIKES .. ON TOP OF A CAR, IS **NOT** A SPORTSMANLIKE WAY TO RACE

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HES NOT GONNA WIN IT RETARDS SCREENCAP THIS POST

>spitting in the velodrome
Ew

>Kenny is confirmed autistic

ONCE YOU GO BLACK

>a good wide spread of the load

all over laura's arsehole

>Mark "Spook that Gook" Cavendish

>Implying he doesn't get massive raging hard ons
I bet Laura struggles to walk afterwards

I'm a black man

Dubs and colombian wins gold

>CATTLE ON BIKES

That Pole had tits what the fuck

KENNY GONNA LOSE IT RETARDS.

JOACHIM HAS GOLD IN HIS POCKETS

She`s from Essex. it aint happening.

>inb4 Kenny laps everyone twice for shits and giggles

you have honestly been the best thing about this olympics

Carbon shoes give up now we win

HERE WE GO

I hope 1st world country wins.

i'd like to lap his gfs arsehole for shit and giggles

KENNY IS GONNA LOSE IT HAHAHAHAHA. KENNY IS CRAP AT KEIRIN GAHAHAHA

Here comes the Swede of Mispredictions again.

cavendish doing it again, huh? jesus

>you trained so hard for four years
>you're in the final
>high tech aerodynamically optimized equipment
>final might end in a photo finish
>show up with a beard
what the fuck man

Don't you want to win?

would laugh if the electric bike just kept getting faster and just went on to win it

Sweden pls

>beard hair wins you the race

>He's never won any medals in this event before

who is the fucks keiran?

You realize the female riders have been told to stop shaving for the Olympics. They all look like they're from the 70s right now.

It's the latest marginal gain.

I think one of the trainers is a fan of the bush.

JOACHIM EILERS HAS GOLD CONFIRMED BY CNN AND GERMANY GOOOOOLD

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>6 warm up laps
>2 laps of actual racing

i don't think this semen slurping sport is for me guys

c'mon kenny

fucking Malaysians

Beards can actually be aerodynamic. Like the golfball effect.

OH SHIT

JASON KENNY DQ