Is it safe to watch this movie with my family if I'm a 28 year old virgin?
Are they going to say things to the virgin that are obviously applicable to my own life and embarrass me by making my family think about me being a virgin like the kid in the show?
But they don't pile on the virgin too much. just stuff about being awkward with girls.
That's a good movie btw. The kissing scene near the end is fantastic.
Carter Perez
Me on the right.
Leo Myers
up or down?
Eli Carter
No
Noah Sullivan
wait. why is virgin on the same level as those other things?
Leo Brooks
I wouldn't do it, it's not that big of a deal in the film, but they obviously will start thinking about how much of a loser you are when even the kid in the film managed to sort his shit out pretty easily.
Why would you even want to watch such a film with your family?
Jackson Wood
Being a virgin is on the same level as being a drug dealer, possibly even worse.
Ethan Bell
As long as you dont kiss your mom and sister, you should be fine.
Aaron King
yes
and yea no fuck that im not watching this its too much
Adam Allen
drug dealers and strippers do good things for the community. virgins are letting the community down by not producing kids.
virgins are an embarrassment to the male race.
Jaxon Garcia
...
Aiden Ross
an 18yo virgin? god what a fucking loser! lmao
Xavier Kelly
Pretty much wizard status there user
Dominic Robinson
Just don't burst out laughing at the Baneposting reference.
Luke Rogers
this was the reason I wanted a porn parody so bad
Alexander Martin
>be a 23 year old virgin when this movie came out >my friends made fun of me from this poster being everywhere >him being a virgin was changed to being a kenny on some versions of the poster >my name is kenny
give me a fucking break
Daniel Gomez
Having the arrow saying "Kenny" is actually kind of funny
Ian Bell
lmao
Brody Stewart
Woah it is, you're right You should contact the producers or something, they're sitting on a goldmine without even realising it
Nathan Morales
>Virgin is the same as stripper, drug dealer and runaway
triggering
Mason Taylor
It's 2014+2 user being an undesirable male makes you pretty much Satan
Jace Morgan
As it happens, why yes I am fucking jelly
Jose Morales
Virgins are literally worse than child rapists.
Xavier Gutierrez
>dem Roberts genes
Truly they are the next stage of our evolution
Blake Evans
I just want to drop her with a right hook
Hudson Wilson
You'll be fine as long as you don't start uncontrollably mumbling that "ywn be beaten up by best Emma ;_;" stuff.
Michael Kelly
Wait, they didnt have Emma Roberts name on the Poster? Isnt she medium big?
Nathan Diaz
This movie is really bad. You shouldn't watch it at all.
Brandon Thompson
>not leading with a blinding, nose squashing, left jab
Matthew Walker
>implying you could take her Emma Roberts is literally an unstoppable killing machine
Mason Jackson
i watched it with my family and there's a part where the hot girl says she only does anal.
It was pretty awkward. I had to leave the room to masturbate.
Camden Ross
If you are a 28 year old virgin, maybe skip watching a movie with your parents and go out on the weekends to try and find a girl
Juan Myers
B E S T E M M A
Brody Clark
my dick is literally hurting
Jackson Murphy
>that scene where the girls teach him how to kiss
Grayson Morris
;_;
Nathan White
>being a virgin >bad
I hate the world today.
Christian Brown
The daughter talks about anal and you have the mom and daughter hook up with the son. So theres a good chance your mom will stroke your dad off during the movie.
Matthew Bailey
>virgins are an embarrassment to the male race.
That's why we're helping the community by not breeding though. Our genes are so defective that it would harm the human race by passing them down. Also, we're just plain broken people. We can't possibly raise a child to be a good member of society with our poor understanding of social contact, and how the world works in general.
Kevin Sanchez
I can't cum without thinking of Emma's teeth. I dig my fingernails into either side of my neck and imagine its her gigantic mouth. If I press hard enough to draw blood, I can orgasm without any genital stimulation.
Austin Carter
God you faggots are pathetic
How hard is it to convince a woman to touch your dick? I managed by the time I was 15, ffs.
At a certain point, just pay for it already.
Grayson Reed
>Took a trip to the Phillipines just to lose my virginity at 23 Don't know if I should feel proud for that.
Eli Bell
was it a ladyboy?
Kevin Ward
No, but I was tempted to find out where they were.
Ayden Collins
He should just give up at 28. He's a virgin so he's not going to get a 20 year old. He'll have to settle for fat single moms of mixed race kids who will still make him work for it. Not worth it.
Asher Nelson
It doesn't count if you pay for it, everyone knows that.
Carter Moore
down
Xavier White
Why did you travel all the way to Asia for hookers? You could have used the plane money for a really high class escort or at least travelled to a different Asian country where the women don't look like little monkeys.
David Flores
Maybe he didn't pay for it. Apparently in the Philippines if you're a white man women will literally throw themselves at you and pay you drinks.
Alexander Hernandez
>Apparently in the Philippines if you're a white man hookers will literally throw themselves at you and pay you drinks. is closer to the truth