Chicago Cubs vs. Milwaukee Brewers Game 2

No time for rosters and stats, the game already started!

IS IT TIME? LET"S PLAY TWO!

SORRY I"M LATE, I HAD TO RUB ONE OFF

1. Jonathan Villar (S) SS
2. Scooter Gennett (L) 2B
3. Ryan Braun (R) LF
4. Hernan Perez (R) 3B
5. Chris Carter (R) 1B
6. Kirk Nieuwenhuis (L) RF
7. Keon Broxton (R) CF
8. Martin Maldonado (R) C
9. Chase Anderson (R) P

1. Matt Szczur (R) CF
2. Kris Bryant (R) 3B
3. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B
4. Jorge Soler (R) RF
5. Ben Zobrist (S) 2B
6. Willson Contreras (R) LF
7. Javier Baez (R) SS
8. David Ross (R) C
9. Jason Hammel (R) P

>Excited for Cubs
>Turn on Xbox for some MLB.tv
>It needs to download a goddamn update

get a real baseball package you dirt rag

What alternative packages to MLB.tv are there?

>Anderson

F

fuck im hungry, what should I get for dinner?

I just heated up a can of beans and put them in a tortilla. Later I will drink a Rockstar energy drink to increase my energy.

Goodnight sweet Prince

Real TV bro. with a satelite. and HD channels. and commercials.

hmm

think I might just drink till I dont care

It's magic number time of year!

>tfw Xbox is still downloading this goddamn update and it's going with obscene slowness

This is what I've been doing every night for the past 3 years. Seems to be working out pretty well for me.

Heat up a pf changs frozen stir fry or a bertolis stir fry with a couple ramen packages on the stove.

i call it ramen wok and it's fantastic.

I have HD Cable (and even HBO!), but I live in Minneapolis so I don't get Cubs games.

poor braves...
can someone explain to me the logistics of the matt kemp trade...

I used to get drunk every night but had to quit drinking after the last time I got drunk, intentionally stabbed myself, almost bled out, and spent a week in the mental hospital.

I still get alcohol cravings like crazy.

with a baseball package you can watch whatever you want

wow i thought mine was bad...
last time i drank hard alcohol i ran around my apartment naked when he had at least 20 people over.

I only drink beer now

hammel wont pitch past the fifth

MLB.tv was a lot cheaper than the Extra Innings Cable package though

I don't think I ever embarrassed myself that badly in front of other people

Compared to some of the shit that had landed people in the mental hospital my problems were positively normal.

nah i wasn't embarressed. i got no shame.
i'm a legend now when i go back to school.

but yeah i definitely know my limits these days

What happened to Anderson?

Bryant smacked a line drive into his foot.

Ouch city

Kris Bryant NL MVP 2bh lads

Was pretty obvious ever since Kershaw died.

Anthris Bryzzo

What the fuck is that idiot screaming?

It was the inside of his left knee, plant leg.

Hit him flush and while he had all his weight on it. Ball died, fell maybe 3 feet away from him.

Hot dog

>throwing at Based Jorge's head

Kek, fucking losers.

>Braun ded

kek

Lmfao Craig Counsell can't believe this shit.

Poor guy.

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based rizz

Just give him a Gold Glove already.

RIZZ
ON
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UMPBALL

>umpball

>umps

What the fuck? Video from the Cubs angle CLEARLY showed he was safe. Hand on the plate before any tag was applied.

Even the fucking video review got that shit wrong.

#UMPBALL

what fucking retarded umps

>These umps
>This review

What's the point of a video review if your going to call it wrong anyways?

how the fuck can that possibly happen

someone should be fired

>being this dumb

there wasnt sufficient evidence. had it been called the other way the woulnt have overturned it either

On WGN they were showing CLEAR video of him tagging with a good half foot between him and the catcher's glove.

he was clearly safe

there were at least 2 angles that showed his hand on the plate ahead of the tag

there was like two unclear angles and several clear angles showing him safe.

>there wasnt sufficient evidence.
What video were you fucking watching?

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wow got me there! nice one friend!

>Got you. I was only pretending to be retarded

Yeah this is pretty bad umpball.
Not an excuse though, 7 hits with only one run is bad.

DINGER

I knew the whole time you werent a bust javy

JAVY!!!!

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bloody hell!

Is Javy the biggest meme player on the Cubs? If not, who is?

arrieta

Cubtastic

Bryant

How is javy a meme?
Gold glover, decent hitter.
I hate retards like u who call everything a meme and cuck.

Soler, easily.

george is pretty based and not that memey

>batting gimmick
>goofy personality
>quirky accessories
>nicknames easily based out of name
>occasionally is really good to keep fans liking him

has the whole package mate

They call everyone a meme.
Biggest is meme Chapman, no question.

whats the batting gimmick?

Biggest meme player is obviously Maddon. Even though he's not technically a player his memes are so strong that it counts.

barry bonds lite vs fastballs, cant hit anything else at all.

Did anyone get a screencap of the dudes holding up letters and spelling out "S-L-O-E-R"

nah I have cable

If there is a meme it's heyshit.
Muh valuable defense
Muh double play balls
Muh ground balls

Heyward is quite meme too.

Soler is a more likable meme, though. IMO being a meme player doesn't have to be entirely negative like om the way a lot of people on Sup Forums use the term.

There is nothing worse than heyward apologists. His play is indefensible. His defense isn't even worth how bad he is at the plate. One does not cancel out the other

It does to an extent

Hitting into double plays constantly and killing rallies does not justify him making the occasional diving catch

>losing the shutout

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Wood

I agree, that is why I said to an extent.
.227 is totally unacceptable.

BRING

IN

CHAP-

-MAN

*CLAP, CLAP, CLAP CLAP CLAP*

184 million USD to play defense

Great, I already said his batting is unacceptable.

have never enjoyed watching anyone pitch as much as chapman

Lmao and you guys said Chapman wasn't a meme. He's the biggest meme on the team.

>defense

>Turned off the game
>Come back to this disaster

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[W]

it was ugly at the end, but its still a

[W]

[ W ]

hehe

gg Chicago

can you take all your blacks back now?